This Isn't the Retirement Life I Wanted

A battle-hardened, successful Master who was enjoying a leisurely retirement in the present day suddenly dreamed one night that she had returned to the Heian era, where she had become a criminal about to be used for a test cutting.

When she opened her eyes, a gleaming katana was resting against the back of her neck. A round little Higekiri smiled at her and said, "You're so pretty, big sis~ After I kill you, would you become my divine weapon?"

The Master's face was expressionless. "In your dreams."

When he woke up, Higekiri felt a dull ache in his butt. He shook the Master, who was sleeping beside him, hoping to ask her for repairs, but got a thorough beating instead.

Higekiri rubbed his butt, utterly baffled. "Huh? What did I do to upset my lord again? Did she catch me sneaking her pudding? Or wearing her ***? Or poking holes in her **...?"

Master: =_=# I can hear you, you know.

As an evil fate surged in like the tide, false gods wanted to watch humans struggle in their weakness. Hypocrites wanted to tear away the masks of virtuous gentlemen and force them to submit, give up, or even crawl through life. Opportunists dreamed of taking what did not belong to them...

The Master's answer was: "..." (an internationally recognized gesture of goodwill)

This is the story of a max-level expert returning to the martial world with a bun in the oven.

The female lead is a true max-level expert with a hidden temper. As a Heroic Spirit, she is a Ruler. Her first Noble Phantasm is Divine Judgment, which includes True Name Revelation and the removal of immortality and divinity. Her second Noble Phantasm is ****, and both have a 100% bonus against gods.

There aren't many crossover worlds: she takes a quick tour through Demon Slayer, Spirited Away, Naruto, The Tale of the Heike, and more, bullying weak, pitiful, and helpless villains, sparring with real powerhouses, and showing off her violent romance with her destined sword, with a bun on the side.

*Warnings:

1. CP: Higekiri. Everyone knows Heian-era swords are outrageous. They won't behave until they get sent to the crematorium.

2. Includes childbirth.

3. This is sort of a sequel to The Master Is More Than Her Career. The previous story is complete. Aside from the destined sword, the two stories aren't closely connected, so you can read this one on its own.

4. More warnings to come if I think of any.)

[Blurb revised December 6, 2021]

Theme: When fate is unfair and a great enemy is at hand, do you kneel and submit, or fight to the bitter end with every limb and claw?