I Have No Interest in a Great Success

[Going VIP on April 3. Please spare this little coo-coo bird!] A not-so-serious Call of Cthulhu campaign (sort of) [What's it like to save the world?] Tachibana Kazumasa: Thanks for asking. I don't feel much, since I spent the whole thing slacking off and rolling dice. Oh, and the Lovecraftian monsters are hideous. They hurt my eyes. I hope Earth's official authorities release more filters to improve the player experience. Finally, please keep carrying me, Daddy teammates~ (laughs) [Interviewing the Daddy Teammates] Dazai: Carry you? Not a chance. Not in this lifetime. Saving the world takes more than knowing the scenario. You need luck :) 5T5: I'm the Six Eyes user, with a power level through the stratosphere. I rolled a failure on a 90 for Investigation. How is that fair??? Killua: I'm a master assassin at the pinnacle of my art, and I rolled a 100 on Stealth? What a disgrace! [The brave youngsters saving the world keep multiplying...] "The World's Greatest Slacker Investigator"; "The Dice Goddess Has Blessed Me Just a Little Bit Too Much"; "I Don't Like Critical Successes! I'm Not Interested in Critical Successes!" Coming soon ["Ieiri Shoya's Melancholy": The Amazing Adventures of the Three Unhinged Sorcerers from Jujutsu High] Before high school started, I had a dream. I dreamed I turned into a girl and became classmates with a silver-haired, short-haired maniac and a long-haired, black-haired schemer. The three of us were close and ridiculously powerful, but because we weren't ruthless enough, each of us met a worse end than the last. I became a tool for treating people, and my dark circles never went away. The silver-haired maniac worked himself to the bone for the jujutsu world, only to be framed by the higher-ups and permanently expelled from it. The poor long-haired one suffered blow after blow until his worldview collapsed and his faith was destroyed. He turned evil in a fit of rage, and eventually died at the hands of a friend. To make matters worse, someone stole his body and put it to use again. The more I dreamed, the angrier I got. I sprang up like a carp, wishing I could tear the jujutsu world's higher-ups and other evil forces limb from limb. But I'm a rational person. I know dreams and reality shouldn't be confused. After I got myself together, I happily went to school and became classmates with the silver-haired maniac and the long-haired schemer... Ieiri Shoya: To hell with being rational. Today, I'm starting my own organization, overthrowing the higher-ups, and rebuilding the jujutsu world! Step one of the revolution: get stronger. Take the gang to the neighboring world to learn Nen, then Haki, and maybe some ninjutsu. That should do it! Step two: recruit talent. Nanami and little Haibara look good. The Heavenly Restriction powerhouse and his son are great too. And we can't let Sword Boy from the neighboring world slip away... Step three... [Exclusive Interview with the Jujutsu World's Higher-Ups] Satoru: Of course I'm the face of the place~ I'm so handsome! (winks) Suguru: What? Protecting the weak? This humble monk has no such worldly desires. Toji: Rich guy, I'm hungry. Gimme food. Original BL Call of Cthulhu campaign "The KP Wants to Rip Up Character Sheets Today, Too": The Problem Players I've Met Over the Years / 365 Tips for Getting Rid of Problem Players KP: Huh? You have the nerve to ask why I'm so hostile? When you charmed my male NPC and then seduced him before abandoning him, did you ever think this day would come? (murderous intent rising.jpg) [Player who pulls one outrageous stunt after another top x irritable Keeper whose murderous intent is rising bottom] Content Warnings 1. For various reasons, the couples may not be confirmed even by the end. There are no other side couples in this story, so ship whoever you want in private. 2. I'm a lousy writer. I made up the CoC campaign scenarios myself, with lots of house rules and homebrew rules. The characters have bugs, may be out of character, and have highly subjective stats. 3. I don't need writing advice, but feel free to point out errors. Some dice rolls are fake (because I'm unlucky). 4. If a breakup happens, let it end amicably. No need for a breakup speech. Just let the feelings fade. 5. The characters have all kinds of different values. The protagonist is probably a jerk, but I only stand by the core socialist values. 6. Keep it civil. Don't fight or curse at each other. Let's maintain a harmonious comments section! 7. If you insist on dancing in the danger zone, I might delete your comment (I'm scary!) Theme: Grow through danger and become someone who can stand on their own