[Pili] The Traveler Through Time and Space

Literary version:

She crossed endless years and boundless space and time. Upon a land bristling with thorns, she awakened a pair of eyes long since lost to the river of history.

Silly version:

Lu Siwei accidentally got lost in another time and space. After countless trials and tribulations, she finally made it home, bringing along someone who was supposed to be dead.

Lu Siwei: Dad, Mom, let me introduce your son-in-law.

Diming: ???

Lu Zhihuai: Huh? Wasn't he already...

Lu Siwei: Shh. Don't say what we all know.

Diming: I don't agree!!!

Lu Zhihuai: I agree. Come on, son-in-law, sign an autograph for me!

Diming: Where's my Divine Sigh?!

The story of Diming and Lu Zhihuai is in the completed fic [Pili: Don't Give Up on Treatment], available in the author's profile.

Coming next: [Pili: The Heroine's Lost It]

My first boyfriend was a sickly beauty. Then one day, without a word, he died of his illness.

My second boyfriend was a fortune-teller. Then one day, without a word, he disappeared.

My third boyfriend was a young master. Then one day, for no apparent reason, he left.

They all broke up with me without giving me a say.

But that's okay. Bye means bye, and the next one will be even sweeter.

Then I met my current boyfriend. He's handsome and funny, just a little schizophrenic.

But that's fine. As long as he's beautiful, that's all that matters!

Unfortunately, my current boyfriend is just as restless as the rest. After being in a long-distance relationship for so long, he finally came to see me, only to get thrown in prison by the three religious sects working together because he was up to no good. And he's in for life.

My current boyfriend instantly became my ex. Who has it worse than me?

It took me a whole hour to get over it.

Lately, I've taken a liking to another beauty. He likes to ponder life's meaning on rainy days.

I was about to cater to his tastes and arrange a romantic encounter in the rain, but I never imagined that one day all my ex-boyfriends would show up in a pack.

Wen Naihe: Lan Yin, have you forgotten me so soon?

Jing Taojun: Yinyin, when did I ever agree to break up with you?

Xia Chenglin: A Yin, I went back to inherit the position of sect leader. Now I'm back to marry you.

Yu: Woman, who was it that said we were made for each other?

Me: That was terrifying. Thanks.

I've totally lost it!

Warning:

1. This story is told in first person.

2. A melodramatic love-rival showdown ahead.

3. The characters' values do not represent the author's. Everything serves the plot.

4. The male lead hasn't been decided yet. This silly author hasn't picked one either. Discuss rationally, please don't derail the discussion. (Dog meme.jpg)

Premise: You can still meet the right person at the wrong time.