The Clueless Lucky Carp's Dating-Show Love Triangle

Please check out my author page's upcoming books, The Flirt's Love-Reality-Show Battlefield and I'll Build You a Funeral Pyre [Book Transmigration]

Jin Li never expected that simply reposting a variety-show post for a friend would get him selected as a civilian cast member. The catch was, it was a dating show.

Jin Li had never been in a relationship and hadn't wanted to join, but the director was offering way too much money!

Besides, as an utterly unremarkable civilian, all Jin Li had to do was blend into the background and not care about anything.

That was what he thought, anyway.

But when he met the other guests, things started to get weird.

Top-tier star puppy: "I finally found you!"

Handsome, roguish extreme-sports streamer: "Do you remember me?"

Cold, celibate bartender: "Will you let me make you another cocktail?"

Faced with three pairs of burning eyes, Jin Li managed a confused, awkward smile, while panicking inside. Huh? Who are all these people?

After hearing their stories, Jin Li, who had no romantic experience, told himself it was fine. They'd only met once. Surely they couldn't all be in love with him?

Then he discovered that eight out of the top-tier star puppy's ten songs had been written for him;

The handsome streamer had once planted a whole field of flowers for him;

Every page in the celibate bartender's diary was filled with his obsessive, unhealthy feelings for Jin Li.

And then there was the CEO, rumored to have no interest in love and a heart of ice, making an utterly childish declaration: "We were promised to each other as children. What right do they have to compete with me?"

Jin Li: "...Ah, just let the world end. He shouldn't have come on this dating show!"

A lucky, optimistic little sunshine bottom * A gloomy, jealous, secretly ruthless top

Upcoming books

The Flirt's Love-Reality-Show Battlefield

Lin Shen, widely regarded as a pretty face with no talent in the entertainment industry, disappeared for three years. When he reappeared, he had a little boy who looked just like him by his side.

The internet went wild guessing what Lin Shen had been up to during those three years. No one knew that the System had taken him away to win over scum tops in three different worlds.

After completing his mission, Lin Shen received an extra reward: the little boy he'd accidentally conceived during a drunken hookup in one of those worlds.

He couldn't remember who the other father was, but Lin Shen didn't want to abandon the child irresponsibly. So the pretty face became a single dad, bringing the little boy along when he joined a dating show.

Everyone assumed no one would choose Lin Shen now, and Lin Shen thought so too.

When the show began and he met the other guests, Lin Shen thought: ??? Aren't these the three scum tops from those worlds?

He thought it was all a coincidence, but then the gentle movie star said, "I can accept him, as long as you come back to me."

The rough, roguish business tycoon said, "I don't mind. I've been looking for you all along."

The cold, celibate doctor said, "I can give you both a home. Can you forgive me?"

Lin Shen, allergic to trash men: "???? What is this? Are you all competing to put on a cuckold's hat?"

Facing three pairs of burning eyes, Lin Shen turned away without hesitation and toyed with someone's tie, giving him a seductive look. "Would you consider me?"

The man narrowed his phoenix eyes. "Yes."

Later, sore and weak in the legs, Lin Shen wondered: Damn, has this guy gone crazy from looking for him for so long?

A flirtatious, teasing beauty bottom * A powerful man who couldn't find his wife and gradually turned dark and obsessive (not really) top

I'll Build You a Funeral Pyre [Book Transmigration]

This was Gu Shiyun's third time transmigrating into this melodramatic story of scum tops and suffering bottoms. In the book, the protagonist bottom had a "love that left a mark on his soul" with each of three men.

In his first relationship, he was a canary with no dignity.

In his second, he was the beloved white moonlight mistaken for a substitute.

In his third, he was the sacrificial lamb in a game of love.

As luck would have it, Gu Shiyun transmigrated into the protagonist bottom. After transmigrating twice, all he wanted this time was to fake his death as soon as possible, escape the scum men, and start a new life.

So Gu Shiyun did everything he could to keep his distance. To scum top number one: "Didn't you give me to Young Master Lin? We have nothing to do with each other anymore."

To scum top number two: "Go find your beloved white moonlight. I'm really fine."

To scum top number three: "I know you're just having fun, so when are we breaking up?"

By the time the scum tops suddenly realized they could no longer live without him, Gu Shiyun was already standing resolutely on a cruise ship's deck, smiling as he leapt into the sea and disappeared from their sight for good.

They turned Jiangcheng upside down, and when they finally found a glimmer of hope, Gu Shiyun had already taken on a new identity as a genius writer in Beicheng. Behind him stood the head of Beicheng's Lu family, while the rumored young master smiled with smug delight.

A short bonus scene: A certain "puppy" said, "They're all so awful. They don't respect you at all, big brother. It's all my fault. I should have found you sooner."

The scum tops: "..."

A carefree beauty bottom x A dark-hearted big shot pretending to be a puppy. He had already shut his heart to love, but when he looked back, the boy who had always been watching him had such a sweet smile.

Theme: Even in adversity, stay positive and keep moving forward with optimism. You'll eventually embrace the sunshine.