--Please follow my story, I'll Build You a Crematorium--
Blurb: Bai Cha loves sweet romance and knows all the tropes by heart. One time, a friend tricked him into reading a melodramatic story full of scum and abuse. He was furious late into the night, then everything went black and he became bound to a System. The story, which was supposed to be about scum and abuse, suddenly took a completely different turn.
World One:
Scumbag top: "He's the one I love most, my beloved. Compared to him, you don't stand a chance."
Bai Cha: "Oh, perfect. Let me introduce you to my little green tea."
World Two:
Scumbag top: "Know your place. You're nothing but a toy to me."
Bai Cha: "Well, you're just a stand-in I found, too. Meet my beloved."
World Three:
Scumbag top: "I may have turned you gay, but I have to get married. You'll stay by my side forever, right?"
Bai Cha: "In your dreams. Did I ever like you? This is the person I've always loved. Who do you think you are?"
After gleefully packing the scumbags up and tossing them in the hazardous waste bin, Bai Cha turned around and got carried off by a big bad wolf.
Bai Cha: "Wait, little green tea, beloved, boyfriend: weren't you just supposed to be a tool character?"
Big Bad Wolf: _(:з"∠)_
Bai Cha: "..."
A bottom with endless tricks up his sleeve who's actually incredibly pure-hearted * a top whose personality is hard to pin down, who agrees with everything you say as long as you love only him
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The Oblivious Koi Fish's Dating Show Battle Royale
Jin Li never expected that reposting a variety show announcement for a friend would get him selected as a non-celebrity guest. The catch was that it was a dating show.
Jin Li had never been in a relationship and didn't want to join, but the director offered him too much money to turn down!
Besides, as a guest with nothing special about him, Jin Li could just fade into the background.
That was what he thought.
But after he met the other guests, things started getting weird.
Top-tier star puppy: "I finally found you!"
Cool, handsome extreme-sports streamer: "Do you remember me?"
Cold, abstinent bartender: "Can I make you another drink?"
Faced with three pairs of passionate eyes, Jin Li gave an awkward, confused smile, panicking inside: Huh? Who are all these people?
After learning more, Jin Li, who had no romantic experience at all, figured it was fine. They had only met once, after all. They couldn't all be in love with him, could they?
Then he discovered that eight of the top-tier star's ten songs were written for him;
The handsome, cocky streamer had once planted a field of flowers for him;
Every page in the abstinent bartender's diary was filled with his obsessive, almost sickening love for Jin Li.
And then the CEO, rumored to have no interest in love and a heart of ice, made an immature declaration: "We were betrothed as children. What gives them the right to compete with me?"
Jin Li: "...Ah, just destroy the world already. I shouldn't have come on this dating show!"
Please follow my story, I'll Build You a Crematorium:
This was Gu Shiwen's third time transmigrating into this melodramatic story of scum and abuse. In the book, the story's bottom had "unforgettable" romances with three men.
In the first relationship, he was a canary with no dignity.
In the second, he was the beloved mistaken for a stand-in.
In the third, he was a casualty of a game of love.
Unfortunately, Gu Shiwen transmigrated into the story's bottom. After transmigrating twice, all he wanted this time was to fake his death as soon as possible, escape the scumbags, and start a new life.
So Gu Shiwen did everything he could to stay away. To scumbag top number one, he said, "Didn't you give me to Young Master Lin? We have nothing to do with each other anymore."
To scumbag top number two: "Go find your beloved. I'm really fine with it."
To scumbag top number three: "I know you were just playing around, so when are we breaking up?"
When the scumbag tops suddenly realized they could no longer live without him, Gu Shiwen was already standing resolutely on the deck of a cruise ship. He smiled, leaped overboard, and vanished from their sight for good.
They turned Jiangcheng upside down and finally found a glimmer of hope. By then, Gu Shiwen had changed his identity and become a genius writer in Beicheng. The young man beside him, the head of the Lu family in Beicheng, smiled with smug satisfaction.
A little scene:
A certain "puppy": "They're all such scumbags. They don't respect you at all, big brother. It's my fault. I should have found you sooner."
The scumbag tops: "..."
A carefree beauty bottom x a black-bellied big shot top disguised as a puppy
Theme: Love life, stand on your own two feet and strive to be strong
Hey hey hey hey so cute let me touch our big jealousy jar hehe hey hey hey
Hahahaha, two men who don't know how to talk, what a shame!
The story is not long, but I like it very much
!!!! It's really good-looking! Woohoo!
Throw flowers! P. S. Sisters, tell me that the fantasy world is cruel? I don't dare to buy qvq. I'm afraid of knives. I've bought it in other worlds.
Dacao obviously likes it, so why refuse the invitation?!! The senior is so disdainful
Wow, the hero saves the beauty!
We met directly and called our parents.
I'm really speechless. Li, please log off quickly. Why are you so disgusting...
Ji Shuang is also a little cutie.