ALBL Veterinary Clinic

A new veterinary clinic has opened in Animal City, called the "ALBL Veterinary Clinic." Its chief veterinarian is an orange cat, and its assistant is a golden retriever.

The orange cat is aloof, while the golden retriever is warmhearted, leaving customers who want to offer feedback at a loss for what to say. One day, a regular finally works up the courage to quietly offer the chief vet some advice:

"Could you be a little friendlier? It might bring in more business."

The vet then escorts the customer out of the clinic and points at the sign above the entrance, expressionless. "Read it aloud."

"A-L-B-L-"

"Wrong. It means: Come if you want, don't if you don't."

"..."

At the Come-If-You-Want Veterinary Clinic, come if you love us, and stay away if you don't. The clinic is full of so many hilarious and ridiculous goings-on, you wouldn't believe it.

(We're the only veterinary clinic in Animal City, so keep your complaints to yourself, unless you don't get sick.)

Theme: It's all just a bit of fun to make people laugh.