Yokohama's Songstress Makes Her Online Debut [Crossover]

[My first writing attempt, a cringeworthy relic with extremely severe OOC. Enter at your own risk.]

One day after work, Hat Guy runs into his former partner, the Bandage Freak.

He thinks it'll be the usual exchange of insults.

He never expects that bastard Mackerel will surprise him so badly.

Looking at the six-year-old black-haired, blue-eyed boy in front of him, who keeps calling them Mom and Dad, he thinks: Today is the day to deliver justice on heaven's behalf!

But the next second, the boy steps in front of him and says:

“Don't fight over me! How about I help you both debut together instead?”

Hat Guy: ???

Little skit:

A certain overworked office worker spends three days and three nights finishing a report and is about to hit send.

The next second, he finds himself between two stages, holding a scoring paddle.

The dazzling, multicolored lights nearly blind him.

Then he hears a childish voice:

“Next up, Yokohama's songstress, Hat Guy, performing ‘Setsuna no Ai’!”

The office worker: ???

[Notes]

1. Rough prose, questionable logic, don't nitpick the details.

2. It doesn't follow the original plot. Lots of major changes and original worldbuilding.

3. There is OOC. I'll try to stay true to the source. The main story is in third person.

4. The protagonist is still a child, no central romance. The main ship is Soukoku, Dazai and Chuuya.

Next book:

[Crossover] After Hat Guy Gets the Script

As an ordinary sacrifice, Chuuya gets scammed by a blank book the first time he sneaks out.

Not only does he gain memories of a future in which the world is destroyed, he also receives all kinds of memories from other worlds.

What do you mean Port Mafia executive? Armed Detective Agency member? King of the Sheep? Port Mafia boss?

And there's always an annoying Bandage Freak by his side!

Chuuya: Why am I the only one without a Bandage Freak?!

Meanwhile, he accidentally joins an interdimensional writers' group chat.

He makes friends with a kindhearted Russian, the world's greatest detective, and a bandage-wasting device.

Chuuya: Are you my Bandage Freak?

The device: No, I already have my little midget.

To save his life and, while he's at it, save the world, he racks his brains before giving up and deciding to find this world's Dazai.

Chuuya: Judging by how that guy in the chat acts, and the memories from the other worlds, he should be pretty smart. He'll definitely know what to do.

But when he finally finds him after all that effort...

Chuuya: Brat, how old are you?!

Young Dazai: Guess. :)

[Notes]

1. Rough prose, questionable logic, don't nitpick the details.

2. It doesn't follow the original plot. Lots of major changes and original worldbuilding.

3. There is OOC. I'll try to stay true to the source. The main story is in third person.

4. The pairing is Soukoku, Dazai and Chuuya: half-yokai Dazai x shrine maiden Chuuya.

A little nurturing, with personality differences due to their different upbringings.

Highly recommend my friend's story:

[Crossover] The Dimensional Barrier Shattered After I Cosplayed as Chuuya by Bennu

Dazai and Chuuya's journey across worlds!

Soukoku is so good. Really not going to add it to your collection?

Theme: Love