The Apocalypse Is Here, and I'm Still a Good-for-Nothing

This was a weighty tome titled The Life of Shen Yunhe. Gu Yan opened it and took a look. The book had no date, and every crooked page was filled with the words "successful person." Gu Yan tossed and turned, unable to sleep. He read carefully for half the night before finally making out two words between the lines: "absolute fool!"

Irreverent blurb:

Shen Yunhe's whole life, his father didn't love him, his mother didn't care for him, and he never accomplished anything or proved useful.

His life was filled with voices dismissing him, never giving him any recognition. As time went by, a gloomy, muddled atmosphere settled over the young man, leaving him miserable and increasingly dispirited...

Shen Yunhe sprawled on the sofa, looking utterly downcast. Head bowed and energy gone, he muttered, "I'm useless..."

But an outbreak changed everything!

Shen Yunhe could come and go as he pleased in zombie lairs crawling with danger. He moved freely through the depths of cities swarming with the undead.

Money? Just paper. Gold? Just chunks of metal. Food and medicine? Just decorations.

As a first-tier little zombie, Shen Yunhe planted his hands on his hips, grinning from ear to ear. He held his head high and declared with complete confidence, "I'm useless!"

A decisive, handsome seme x a shameless, hilarious uke

Gu Yan x Shen Yunhe

Content warnings:

1. This is a silly comedy. Don't nitpick the details.

2. The author has no sense of logic, is terrible at naming things, writes like an elementary school student, and loves mindless laughter. The humor is bizarre and absurdly entertaining. Readers looking for a serious story should stay away, hahaha. Life is hard, so let's have some fun!

Theme: Protect the natural environment.