[Book Transmigration] My Rebellious Disciple Curses Me to Die Every Day

Xie Fuyi transmigrates into a clichéd cultivation novel and becomes the hapless master of a disciple who turns evil.

Holy crap! The kind who's going to chop me up and use me to consecrate his blade!

With his life hanging by a thread, Xie Fuyi lives in constant fear, trying to win his disciple over with love while the kid is still young.

Who could've guessed the little brat would be such a menace that Xie Fuyi nearly coughs up two taels of blood from sheer anger every day?! Leave him alone for two days and he thinks he can do whatever he wants! Leave him alone for three and he'll tear the roof off!

Watching the little monster get worse by the day, Xie Fuyi can't help giving him a good spanking every day, until he has stripped the bamboo grove in front of the house bare.

With things spiraling further out of control, the indirect approach clearly isn't working.

As a true-blooded man, Xie Fuyi refuses to sit around waiting to die. He strikes a pose and sets out to cultivate properly, ready to face his disciple head-on with his own strength! As long as nothing goes wrong, he'll remain the toughest man in all the realms, the strongest of them all!

...And then something goes wrong.

He's cursed.

His brat of a traitorous disciple has cursed him with an ancient spell!

Normally, he is Shen Changfeng, the unruffled Immortal Lord Tongguang.

But the moment he gets angry, he loses all his powers and turns into a silly goose!

Literally: round eyes, a big head, a soft belly, and flat little feet...

A! Sil! Ly! Goose!

Oh no!!

The miniature Immortal Lord Tongguang Shen Changfeng, now a silly goose, stands frozen on the ground as his miniature horsetail whisk drops from his hand with a clatter.

His traitorous disciple rises with a wicked grin, his enormous shadow swallowing the goose whole.

The iron-willed tough guy who never backs down, Shen Changfeng the silly goose, looks up and stammers:

"No, I'm not your master, Immortal Lord Tongguang Shen Changfeng. I'm just an ordinary little duck."

His traitorous disciple, Bu Yuntian, flashes a smug smile, the very picture of filial respect...

A chill runs down the silly goose's back.

A moment later.

"Ah! Yamete!"

In front of the purple bamboo grove, goose feathers fly everywhere.

Macho tough guy (crossed out), energetic disciple gong x pert little goose (crossed out), cool and aloof master shou

A few author's notes:

1. The author has no logic, can't name things, writes like an elementary schooler, and loves brainless laughing fits. The jokes are bizarre, ridiculous, and hilarious. Serious readers, beware, hahaha! Life is hard, so let's have some fun!

2. This really is just a silly, happy story. Promise me you'll just enjoy it, okay? Don't hurt my feelings. I wrote this book just to have fun, hahaha!

Theme: Respect your master and honor the teachings