Hi? Would You Mind Dying?

The great Edogawa Ranpo, commander of a Russian organization opposed to Yokohama, transmigrated. He had transmigrated to what appeared to be Yokohama, the place he despised. Edogawa just wanted to go sit quietly in a corner and, while he was at it, dump out the black sludge that had followed him here. For now, he only wanted to get in touch with some kind soul. Listening to the voice in his earpiece repeat, "The user you are calling has their phone turned off," Edogawa Ranpo fell into deep thought. Maybe he should just destroy Yokohama after all. Edogawa Ranpo thought expressionlessly. Dressed in a white military uniform, a fur-lined cape draped over his shoulders like he was dressed for winter, and wearing white headphones, Edogawa Ranpo stared at the goji berry tea in his hand and listened to the hypnotic music in his earpiece. It was apparently the neighboring Flower Kingdom's hit square-dance song. What should he do? He suddenly didn't want to go back. Taking it easy here was pretty nice. This place was much better than Russia, even if there was always a bunch of people pestering him. He drank his tea with a solemn expression, then happily turned around to fight his other self for snacks. Armed Detective Agency Ranpo: ?!!!? I'm warning you, I'm gonna make a scene!!? A few things to know: 1. A fun, silly comedy. I am so here for Edogawa Ranpo, thank you very much. 2. As is customary, everyone gets dumber. 3. As for the pairing... my version is me and Ranpo (???). Theme: Ranpo.