Going Viral on a Parenting Variety Show with My Dragon-Tyrant Kid

New serial: "The Rich Family's Dad Goes Viral for Being Shameless on a Parenting Reality Show." It's on my profile. Please add it to your reading list! (An otter cups its face.) [This story is complete! The full text has been revised in many places. The authorized version is only on Jinjiang.] ◆ Only after Lu Aotian died did he learn that he was a fated-to-die, overpowered villain. After retiring from the quick transmigration bureau, he chose to transmigrate back into his own life and wreak havoc. But the timeline was messed up, and he was sent back to before he was born. Lu Aotian gave a wicked smile. "Heh. A mere accident is nothing to fear." The parenting show's interviewer twitched his lips. "Um... Little Lu Aoao... Is there anything else you'd like to say to your trainee dad?" Lu Aotian: ? He looked down at his three-head-tall body and fell silent. * Ji Nuo was a little-known actor with a mountain of scandals. By sheer coincidence, his "romance" with an award-winning actor was exposed, and he received a contract to fake a couple's relationship. After making the relationship official, they joined a parenting reality show to capitalize on the buzz. The actor was too busy, so the production team found a child who looked like him and had Ji Nuo take care of the kid to promote their fake relationship. Then, just before filming began, Ji Nuo received a terminal diagnosis. He immediately gave up: he was about to die, so how could he possibly take care of a kid? No way. And help the actor put on a show of affection to clear his name? He'd rather quit the industry and disappear without a trace. But when his bargain-bin son finally showed up, Ji Nuo was stunned. The adorable little dumpling wasn't just a miniature version of the award-winning actor. He also had the same flirtatious eyes and dimples as Ji Nuo. People would believe it if someone said two men had broken through the laws of science to have a biological child. Ji Nuo sprang up like a lazy fish, ready to lie flat with the kid, but the little guy... "You think a mere cold can make me take medicine? No way!" "Throw a match? Dream on! I was born to be number one." On a deserted island, the kid next door stuck his chin in the air. "My uncle's a special forces soldier. Want to eat fish? Beg me!" The little one smirked, then dove into the river and caught eight fish with his bare hands. Ji Nuo: ... Everyone else: Is this an act???! At first, netizens demanded that the father and son get off the parenting show: [Trying to ride Teacher Han's coattails to clear your name?] [We don't want this garbage, resource-hogging actor with a prewritten script!] But as the show aired, the father and son became a huge hit: [Wow, even a scriptwriter wouldn't dare make this up. I want to transmigrate into Ji Nuo's body and experience the joy of being carried by his kid.] [The little one's amazing, and Nuo Nuo's so beautiful! Aaaaaah, I want to break up this family! Let's duel, Actor Han!] [My source of sweet moments, sob sob QAQ. Give us a billion more seasons with this family of three!!!] * Later, once the kid was sure Ji Nuo was someone he could trust, he issued an order in the tone of Emperor Qin demanding money: "My dad is Lu Hancheng, the future richest man. Take me to find him, and I'll give you fifty million." Ji Nuo looked at the kid, who was only four but spoke as if he'd had a decade-long blood clot in his brain, and smiled weakly. "There really isn't anyone named Lu Hancheng in this world." Soon, the award-winning actor was revealed to come from an elite family, and his real name was Lu Hancheng. Ji Nuo: ????? The award-winning actor returned amid a tidal wave of buzz. As soon as he walked in, he was met by the unblinking stares of a big one and a little one. Ji Nuo: You already have a kid, and you're still faking a relationship with a man? You're worse than a dog! Pah! The kid: No wonder my mom will die in childbirth someday. You're a gay con artist! Pah! The award-winning actor: ? ...Shouldn't he have led with his left foot? ◤Reader's Note◢ 1. The kid is the biological child of Ji Nuo and the award-winning actor from their previous life. They won't have a child in this life. This is a fictional, silly, sweet, feel-good story. By personal preference, there are no secondary couples. (Note: Near the end, the kid gets a little childhood sweetheart. There is no romance in the main text; the character is just a minor plot device with very little page time.) 2. In both their past and present lives, the top and bottom are each other's first love in every way. Don't worry about the terminal illness; the family of three will have a happy ending. 3. [Highlight] Also known as "After Signing a Fake Dating Contract with an Award-Winning Actor, the Super-Strong, Sickly Beauty Goes on a Parenting Show and Gets Carried by His Overpowered Kid." Ji Nuo wants to "lie flat with the kid," but can't for various reasons, both personal and circumstantial. Also, this "super-strong, sickly beauty" is different from the usual sickly beauty. In this story, the overpowered kid's body is still developing, and his hormones and other factors affect his overpowered nature. The kid has the traits of an overpowered protagonist. (This is explained in the author's note for Chapter Four.) [Highlight] If you aren't enjoying the free chapters, stop reading right away! If you're not having fun, please cut your losses in time! Kindly no writing advice; I already know exactly how I want to write this. Sending love and thanks! There are countless wonderful stories on Jinjiang. I hope you find one you truly love, and that we can all have a good time (*罒▽罒*)/~\ ◆ Twelve lighthearted, sweet, satisfying completed novels in my profile: "I Laugh All the Way After Becoming a Rich Family's Stepfather," "I Became the Biological Egg of the Villain Who Would Destroy the World," "After a Socially Anxious Person Marries Into a Wealthy Family as a Substitute Bride," and more. Come check them out! ◆ Serial: "The Rich Family's Dad Goes Viral for Being Shameless on a Parenting Reality Show." It's on my profile. Please take a look! Tang Can was a monthly-salary-three-thousand, seven-days-a-week worker driven to madness by exhaustion. One day, he transmigrated into the role of the future villain's evil biological dad. His wealthy husband treated him as a live-in nanny, never coming home in three years of marriage. Despite being fabulously rich, he gave Tang Can only a hundred thousand. The original owner's resentment spilled over onto the child, pushing him to the brink of turning evil at only three years old... Tang Can: Wait, how much? A hundred thousand a month??? Forget some future villain turning evil. This is his precious little sweetheart! The original owner wanted to become famous through a parenting reality show, but ended up as a foil to the male lead's kid and perfect stepdad. Not only did his public image collapse, but he was thrown out of the wealthy family for abusing the child. Tang Can: ? I'm going to lose this amazing job offer I just got? No way. He's going to be the best dad on this parenting show! The livestream begins. The male lead's stepdad gets up at five in the morning and cooks himself, despite an injured hand, just to coax his picky stepson into eating a little more. Meanwhile, Tang Can was so exhausted in his previous life that he couldn't get up early at all. He slept until noon and woke to the delicious smell of a bacon sandwich made by the future villain's kid. "Sweetheart, Dad doesn't eat lettuce. Pick it out." The male lead's stepdad performs three roles at once while telling his stepson a bedtime story, using vivid descriptions and dramatic flair. Tang Can gets sleepy just looking at words. He opens the book and falls asleep at once. The future villain's kid turns off the bedside lamp and tucks his old man in. Tang Can feels a little guilty, but not much. Going from "evil scumbag dad" to "best dad on the parenting show" is too big a leap, so he'll settle for the bare minimum: just be a decent person. Among other things, he fights other kids over toys and sneaks off to eat bacon behind the kid's back, only to get caught... He creates countless iconic moments and becomes a notorious, shameless dad. Who could have guessed that the father and son would become famous for defying expectations? The other guests can't sit still and keep stirring up trouble. When someone mocks him for being a cast-off husband from a rich family, Tang Can grins shamelessly. "Who could possibly be as loving as you two? Your husband's both topping and bottoming for people on the side, and you still won't divorce him." Someone uses their bratty kid to trip up his kid, and Tang Can immediately lands a hard smack. The brat's parent shrieks, "How can you hit a child!" "Don't worry, I wasn't planning to let the two of you off either." Tang Can turns around and gives each parent a hard smack. "Drink a little booze and you think you're invincible. Mess with my kid and you'll be in for a world of hurt." The future villain's kid cries tears of gratitude. "When you get divorced, I wanna stay with my little daddy!" Afraid of losing his hundred-thousand-a-month salary, Tang Can immediately covers the kid's mouth. "Don't say that. Dad can't handle hearing this!!!" After that, there are hashtags like #TangCanSwearsHeWillNeverGetDivorced, #TangCanDeclaresHisLoveForHisWealthyHusband:NotLoveBlind,JustBlindlyInLoveWithHim~ and #TangCanTheUltimateRomantic... The other person involved scoffs at all this, until Tang Can takes him down just as thoroughly as everyone else. Huo Jingyuan gets a hard-on. ["Sharp-tongued, quick to slap" beautiful, absurd bottom x "gets off on being hit" genuinely sick CEO top] * The top and bottom are each other's first love in every way, and the kid is their biological child. * Written during a bout of writer's block and madness. The top is sick, but not a masochist. Theme: Love makes us better people