Column serialization "Born Egg Dressed as a World-Destroying Villain" Please accept =3=
◆This article has been completed! The full text has been modified in many places, and the original version is only available in Jinjiang]
When she woke up, Xi Ling transformed into a vicious cannon fodder who was married with children in the book.
He got his wealthy husband in exchange for a favor, and he never came home after two years of marriage. Only when he called the variety show did he find out that he had been blocked, which made him lose face and ridicule.
His wealthy parents-in-law looked down upon him, and there was only one unidentified three-year-old stepson in the huge manor.
The empty marriage was completely different from the one he once showed off, which made his already dark career even worse. He became even more sinister and perverted and tortured his stepson in every possible way, eventually twisting him into a sinister villain. He was the first to stab him when he grew up...
What what? ? ?
All that was left in Xi Ling's mind was "A top-notch manor where he can live wherever he wants, unlimited black cards for him to swipe, and an ATM machine where his husband won't come home..."
——I never dared to dream that it would be so good, okay? ! !
*
The original actor tried to clear his name with the help of a baby girl, but ended up being completely overturned before filming even started. Everyone was taunting him and waiting to see his good show.
Xi Ling was busy wallowing in money and chose to quit.
The black-hearted producer threatened to ask him to pay ten times the liquidated damages. Xi Ling's eyes widened: "Ten times???"
"——Who are you looking down on! I asked my husband for such a small amount of money?!"
Later, he took the cub to participate.
However, unlike other groups who suffered hardships, Xi Ling was allowed to enjoy life with her cubs.
It's not that he can't afford the liquidated damages, but that Xi Ling needs Wa Zong's live broadcast to help him prove that he is not the scumbag who abused the villain Zaizai before.
After all, after the death of her husband, he still needs to rely on his son to take advantage of him, and he has to grab the cash machine from his baby!
*
Huo Xingmian was a genius cub. His father in name only ignored him, and his stepfather who lived with him day and night abused him in every possible way.
Even a genius is limited by his three-year-old body and can only endure in silence.
Suddenly one day, the vicious stepfather's temperament changed drastically...
In the past, chefs were only allowed to cook food they hated. What was called a balanced diet was actually harsh treatment.
This time, the other party was the first to slap the table: "Get out of here with coriander, carrots and green peppers! (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻"
Zai: "?"
He was forced to stay up late every day to study and was often forced to stand, and he was not allowed to touch electronic products to prevent him from having the opportunity to file a complaint.
This time, he took the initiative to give him the phone, and the so-called bedtime story stuffed in it automatically played - "Look, this kid is called Xiaoshuai. At three and a half years old, he is a top hacker with an annual income of tens of millions..."
Zai: "..."
When she meets her wealthy husband Huo Siyi by chance, Xi Ling pretends to be affectionate and estranged in order to maintain the perfect status quo: "Awei, I miss you so much!"
The boy's pupils are shaking - is it possible that his father's name actually sounds like yī? !
Huo Siyi's cold gaze paused. Very good, she would do anything to attract his attention.
*
Secretary: "Mr. Huo, my wife has taken the young master away from home for three minutes."
Man: "Is he willing to admit his mistake?"
Secretary: "No, madam gave the young master ten slips of paper to his stepfather. While doing so, he shouted that Awei is dead, suck, suck, suck..."
◤Reading tips◢
1. The darling boy is an adopted son. He enjoys his first love both physically and mentally at 365 degrees, and the family of three is beautiful~
2. I solemnly apologize to Cilantro, Carrots and Green Peppers. Although you really don't taste good, the character's views do not represent the author's views. The author seeks common ground while reserving differences and being tolerant.
3. A ruthless crown burned a lot of the author's brain cells. The old inspiration burned seedlings, rotten roots, and was scattered all over the ground. I kowtow to the treasures I collected before (!) If you don't like the new ideas, please accept them (!). I wish you good luck in wealth and prosperity (!!!
◆The relaxing and sweet conclusion of the 8th column: Taking Long Aotian's Zaizai to have sex with the baby girl became a big hit, after the social fear of marrying a wealthy family, after being targeted by a beautiful, powerful and miserable boss... Welcome to slaughter~
◆The latest serial "The son of the arch-rival Gakushen is here"
There are a pair of sworn enemies in the class of the top students in the senior year of high school. One is Lu Shishen, the academic god who is firmly ranked first, and the other is the school bully Jiang Zhino, who donated two buildings to squeeze in and become the tail of the crane.
The two have known each other since childhood. Every time the name Lu Shishen, "someone else's child," appears in the Jiang family, Jiang Zhino will face a mixed doubles match.
In addition, all the girls Jiang Zhino likes like Lu Shishen, which makes Jiang Zhino unilaterally regard Lu Shishen as his lifelong enemy.
Until one day, Jiang Zhino met a little boy who looked very much like him.
I cried as soon as I saw him and called him daddy.
Jiang Zhino touched his ancestral handsome face and gritted his teeth: "Lao Jiang's illegitimate son, right?"
Not long after, the "illegitimate brother" jumped on Lu Shishen and shouted excitedly: "Big Daddy!"
Jiang Zhino:? ? ?
Jiang Zhino raised his hand and gave Lu Shishen a pestle: "You want my brother to call you dad? You guys are so good at studying!"
Lu Shishen: "..."
Later, when the paternity test results of the three people came out, Jiang Zhino was dumbfounded...
Who can tell him how he, at the age of eighteen, could have a seven-year-old son? What's even more outrageous is that it's still him and Lu Shishen? ! ! !
No one knew that Lu Shishen was not only shocked in his heart but also secretly relieved under his unmoving appearance.
*
Later, Jiang Zhino discovered that not only did this boy look like him, but he also copied and pasted the attributes of a poor student. One worked as a crane tailgater in high school, and the other worked as a crane tailgater in elementary school. They truly inherited their father's legacy.
What's even worse is that my future self brags every day, claiming to be a top student since childhood and having no problems in my eyes...
Jiang Zhino was so proud that he could only make up for the Mathematical Olympiad class with tears in his eyes.
One day, Jiang Zhino waited until his elder son fell asleep, then jumped to the opposite room.
However, the owner of the room reached out to block it, and Lu Shishen looked at him expressionlessly.
After a while, Jiang Zhino suppressed his cheeks until they turned red, and kissed Lu Shishen's face loudly and loudly like a slap: "Okay!"
Lu Shishen lowered his long eyes slightly: "This is the hush money, what about the tuition fee?"
Purpose: Love makes us better people
Reader comments
Hahahaha, I love it so much! ! ! I saw that the results of the extra chapter were not updated before, but now it suddenly appeared ~ I love the extra chapter so much! ! Every baby has the best future [Come on] [Come on]
Nice! Finished spreading flowers! ! !
——Punch in with one swipe 2025.02.23
Much love to the author, come on
In this historic moment, in this great moment, author, have you seen my sincere heart?
Xi Ling and Huo Siyi are destined and born lovers. No matter when they meet, they will become each other's only and lifelong partners.
When I read it, I especially liked the daily interactions between Xi Ling and Cen Xingmian. It was very joyful, interesting, and healing. It made me want to rua and suckle like Xi Ling. It was so cute. The author writes that the cubs are easy to handle, not rigid, and very flexible.
At the beginning, I was surprised when I saw Xie Ling sending Tian Ma to the police station quickly and resolutely (inner OS: Shouldn't we drive Tian Ma away slowly?). Later, when I saw the finale or even the second brush, I found that I couldn't tolerate Tian Ma at all. The sooner she was brought to justice, the better. Otherwise, if she stayed in the manor for one more day, Huo Xingmian would expand her shadow even more, and he would not accept others so quickly, and his mental health would recover more slowly.
At first I saw that the meaning of Xi Ling's name is "is 0", while Huo Siyi's name is "Huo is 1" and I thought it was too straightforward and too casual. As I read, I discovered that the name of Xi Ling's fan group is "Peacock Ling", which really surprised me. It is very fresh and refined, eye-catching, and so spiritual. When I came to the extra chapter, I discovered that Cen Xiaomian is a little peacock baby who only likes to brag about rainbow farts. , Huo Siyi only "peacocks" to Xi Ling, and "Xi Ling returns to the palace, she is so valuable." It's so cool and quiet that people are amazed at the same time. The author's little ingenuity (as well as the female police officer in the opening chapter and the extra chapter).
Xi Ling's two time-travels were either because "heaven will entrust great responsibilities to this people, but they must first work hard and work hard", or it was a bug in the way of heaven (or the universe) that appeared in him. It is not easy for ordinary people to encounter it once, let alone twice. However, the second time traveling back is more like Tiandao (or the universe) repairing the loopholes, including the extra story of Xie Ling, Huo Siyi and Zaizai from the first life traveling back together to make up for the regrets of the past.
At first, I was very interested in the story of Chu Xinnian and the big boss behind him, and it attracted me. However, as the plot develops, Xiao Chu and Ming Ming are still suitable for being alone. Cen Jun and Bai Jianuo should lock up and stop harming others. These two really match the pot with the lid. One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer.
After reading this article, I also learned something invisibly. It may be Secretary Dong's workplace knowledge, it may be Xi Ling's strong psychology, hard work and unsparing expression, it may be Chu Xinnian's perseverance and love for acting, or it may be Huo Siyi's way of dealing with people (?). Many of them cannot be said at the moment, and I will slowly explore them in the future.
The author is very good at writing about being in the situation, and embarrassment is also one of them. The "stealing peach and breaking off the tree" scene shortly after tying up the feathers and letting Awei "cleanse" and leave the house is even more eye-catching and embarrassing, making your toes touch the ground. It's so visceral that you can't bear to watch it.
Huo Siyi will only have feelings for Xi Ling unconsciously, and will only have feelings for Xi Ling. If Xi Ling hadn't come back, he would have looked for her slowly and waited.
I like the daily interactions between Xie Ling and Zaizai. I like watching the battle of wits and courage between the father and Zaizai, the fight between father and Zaizai, the "little milk tea" between Mianzai and Xie Ling, routines and counter-routines, especially when Xie Ling is confused and Zaizai has a pink face, and Zaizai finds that she is very angry. Eating a Yuanxiao, being angry after many times being tricked by Tie Ling, then jumping into Tie Ling's arms and grabbing Tie Ling's hand to let him hug her, father and son quarreling with each other after jumping into Yuan Lake and turning into water monkeys, etc. It was all very interesting and made people smile and feel happy.
It may be that Xi Ling's difficult growth experience and two time travels made him cherish the beauty of life more, cherish the three meals and four seasons with Zai Zai, cherish sleeping with Zai Zai, cherish getting along with his family, cherish the love with Huo Siyi, and almost never see Xi Ling's internal friction with the ups and downs on the Internet. Every time During the Internet war, we always fall asleep with our babies in our arms, and when we wake up, bullets have been flying for several hours. We are unambiguous when it is time to clarify, and we are not soft-hearted when we need to fight back.
In addition, Cen Jun is really not a human being. He did such a cruel thing to his three-year-old nephew, causing his brother and sister-in-law to shed tears every day, grow prematurely, wake up from nightmares countless nights, and live like an ascetic in order to get his child back. This has become a topic of conversation for many people after dinner. After the incident was completed, he silenced the driver's family, and after going around with Bai Jianuo to plot Aning's composing talent, he silenced another young singer. All these methods made people feel chills on their spines. The two of them are average in strength, short-sighted and narrow-minded. Cen Jun will neither frankly admit to his eldest brother that he wants to take over the group, nor will he set up a company on his own (become the founder) like Wei Zi; Baijianuo only sees the good in others but does not work hard to improve his own shortcomings. He wants to take shortcuts but fails and secretly bears grudges and revenge, like a ghost. I have to say that both of them have the potential to be supercilious, and they are not grateful for what others have done to them, and they only ask for things without understanding anything in return.
There is reason to suspect that Cen Jun is causing trouble and constantly alienating the Cen and Li families because all excellent people have the same qualities, but Cen Jun only secretly hates excellent people, does not work hard, and does not face himself. He would attack his nephew as if he were worried that he would be found out, so he could only alienate him; one of the reasons why he might attack his nephew is that Xi Ling and Li Huacheng are more closely related, and their relationship is better than that between Li Huacheng and Cen Jun, which makes him feel in danger and can't wait to get rid of his nephew.
Cen Yan and Sang Qin's long journey to find their son was too long and too painful to be savored. Ms. Sangqin's words "... I finally came back to see my mother" made people's eyes wet and their noses sour. Fortunately, the emperor paid off, and God's will was in the dark, and the family finally reunited. I also wish that all the lost babies can go home safely as soon as possible, that there will be no cripples in the world, and that all families will be reunited.
The author has sublimated the theme, raised the height of the work, and has great love in his heart, making the young admire him and learn from the great.
After reading the whole article, I found that I still have a lot to learn: updating the adjective vocabulary, expressions, layer-by-layer progression, and overall control...
After writing a review, you can better understand the difficulty of writing a long article. You must be precise in wording, sentence making, language consideration, and word description. Behind the scenes, you have to spend countless hours collecting information, reading dictionaries, and searching for current events. How to cut in and what angle to start from is very particular. It is not easy to type on the keyboard with both hands and stare at the computer (mobile phone) all day long. I hope the author can take a good rest during his busy schedule. Please take care of yourself and take care of yourself. I wish you peace, joy and everything goes well.
Hahahaha, I love it so much! ! ! I saw that the results of the extra chapter were not updated before, but now it suddenly appeared ~ I love the extra chapter so much! ! Every baby has the best future [Come on] [Come on]
Nice! Finished spreading flowers! ! ! ——Punch in with one swipe 2025.02.23
Much love to the author, come on
In this historic moment, in this great moment, author, have you seen my sincere heart?
Xi Ling and Huo Siyi are destined and born lovers. No matter when they meet, they will become each other's only and lifelong partners. When I read it, I especially liked the daily interactions between Xi Ling and Cen Xingmian. It was very joyful, interesting, and healing. It made me want to rua and suckle like Xi Ling. It was so cute. The author writes that the cubs are easy to handle, not rigid, and very flexible. At the beginning, I was surprised when I saw Xie Ling sending Tian Ma to the police station quickly and resolutely (inner OS: Shouldn't we drive Tian Ma away slowly?). Later, when I saw the finale or even the second brush, I found that I couldn't tolerate Tian Ma at all. The sooner she was brought to justice, the better. Otherwise, if she stayed in the manor for one more day, Huo Xingmian would expand her shadow even more, and he would not accept others so quickly, and his mental health would recover more slowly. At first I saw that the meaning of Xi Ling's name is "is 0", while Huo Siyi's name is "Huo is 1" and I thought it was too straightforward and too casual. As I read, I discovered that the name of Xi Ling's fan group is "Peacock Ling", which really surprised me. It is very fresh and refined, eye-catching, and so spiritual. When I came to the extra chapter, I discovered that Cen Xiaomian is a little peacock baby who only likes to brag about rainbow farts. , Huo Siyi only "peacocks" to Xi Ling, and "Xi Ling returns to the palace, she is so valuable." It's so cool and quiet that people are amazed at the same time. The author's little ingenuity (as well as the female police officer in the opening chapter and the extra chapter). Xi Ling's two time-travels were either because "heaven will entrust great responsibilities to this people, but they must first work hard and work hard", or it was a bug in the way of heaven (or the universe) that appeared in him. It is not easy for ordinary people to encounter it once, let alone twice. However, the second time traveling back is more like Tiandao (or the universe) repairing the loopholes, including the extra story of Xie Ling, Huo Siyi and Zaizai from the first life traveling back together to make up for the regrets of the past. At first, I was very interested in the story of Chu Xinnian and the big boss behind him, and it attracted me. However, as the plot develops, Xiao Chu and Ming Ming are still suitable for being alone. Cen Jun and Bai Jianuo should lock up and stop harming others. These two really match the pot with the lid. One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. After reading this article, I also learned something invisibly. It may be Secretary Dong's workplace knowledge, it may be Xi Ling's strong psychology, hard work and unsparing expression, it may be Chu Xinnian's perseverance and love for acting, or it may be Huo Siyi's way of dealing with people (?). Many of them cannot be said at the moment, and I will slowly explore them in the future. The author is very good at writing about being in the situation, and embarrassment is also one of them. The "stealing peach and breaking off the tree" scene shortly after tying up the feathers and letting Awei "cleanse" and leave the house is even more eye-catching and embarrassing, making your toes touch the ground. It's so visceral that you can't bear to watch it. Huo Siyi will only have feelings for Xi Ling unconsciously, and will only have feelings for Xi Ling. If Xi Ling hadn't come back, he would have looked for her slowly and waited. I like the daily interactions between Xie Ling and Zaizai. I like watching the battle of wits and courage between the father and Zaizai, the fight between father and Zaizai, the "little milk tea" between Mianzai and Xie Ling, routines and counter-routines, especially when Xie Ling is confused and Zaizai has a pink face, and Zaizai finds that she is very angry. Eating a Yuanxiao, being angry after many times being tricked by Tie Ling, then jumping into Tie Ling's arms and grabbing Tie Ling's hand to let him hug her, father and son quarreling with each other after jumping into Yuan Lake and turning into water monkeys, etc. It was all very interesting and made people smile and feel happy. It may be that Xi Ling's difficult growth experience and two time travels made him cherish the beauty of life more, cherish the three meals and four seasons with Zai Zai, cherish sleeping with Zai Zai, cherish getting along with his family, cherish the love with Huo Siyi, and almost never see Xi Ling's internal friction with the ups and downs on the Internet. Every time During the Internet war, we always fall asleep with our babies in our arms, and when we wake up, bullets have been flying for several hours. We are unambiguous when it is time to clarify, and we are not soft-hearted when we need to fight back. In addition, Cen Jun is really not a human being. He did such a cruel thing to his three-year-old nephew, causing his brother and sister-in-law to shed tears every day, grow prematurely, wake up from nightmares countless nights, and live like an ascetic in order to get his child back. This has become a topic of conversation for many people after dinner. After the incident was completed, he silenced the driver's family, and after going around with Bai Jianuo to plot Aning's composing talent, he silenced another young singer. All these methods made people feel chills on their spines. The two of them are average in strength, short-sighted and narrow-minded. Cen Jun will neither frankly admit to his eldest brother that he wants to take over the group, nor will he set up a company on his own (become the founder) like Wei Zi; Baijianuo only sees the good in others but does not work hard to improve his own shortcomings. He wants to take shortcuts but fails and secretly bears grudges and revenge, like a ghost. I have to say that both of them have the potential to be supercilious, and they are not grateful for what others have done to them, and they only ask for things without understanding anything in return. There is reason to suspect that Cen Jun is causing trouble and constantly alienating the Cen and Li families because all excellent people have the same qualities, but Cen Jun only secretly hates excellent people, does not work hard, and does not face himself. He would attack his nephew as if he were worried that he would be found out, so he could only alienate him; one of the reasons why he might attack his nephew is that Xi Ling and Li Huacheng are more closely related, and their relationship is better than that between Li Huacheng and Cen Jun, which makes him feel in danger and can't wait to get rid of his nephew. Cen Yan and Sang Qin's long journey to find their son was too long and too painful to be savored. Ms. Sangqin's words "... I finally came back to see my mother" made people's eyes wet and their noses sour. Fortunately, the emperor paid off, and God's will was in the dark, and the family finally reunited. I also wish that all the lost babies can go home safely as soon as possible, that there will be no cripples in the world, and that all families will be reunited. The author has sublimated the theme, raised the height of the work, and has great love in his heart, making the young admire him and learn from the great. After reading the whole article, I found that I still have a lot to learn: updating the adjective vocabulary, expressions, layer-by-layer progression, and overall control... After writing a review, you can better understand the difficulty of writing a long article. You must be precise in wording, sentence making, language consideration, and word description. Behind the scenes, you have to spend countless hours collecting information, reading dictionaries, and searching for current events. How to cut in and what angle to start from is very particular. It is not easy to type on the keyboard with both hands and stare at the computer (mobile phone) all day long. I hope the author can take a good rest during his busy schedule. Please take care of yourself and take care of yourself. I wish you peace, joy and everything goes well.