[Crybaby top x tough-guy, nurturing bottom] [Can lactate and give birth, don't mistake who's who]
National movie star Zhu Qiao transmigrates into a cheesy danmei entertainment novel. In the book, "he" is a burly, effeminate cannon-fodder character who makes a mess of the entertainment industry. He not only pesters the main top and bullies the main bottom, but also marries the sickly, obsessive villain because of a contract.
The ending: "He" is blacklisted by the industry, and he and his villain husband, Yun Hezhi, both die.
Zhu Qiao raises an eyebrow. "That's it? Watch your bro Zhu turn this around against all odds!"
Some time later, the world turns downright surreal.
Top directors beg to work with him, stars praise his professional skills, and even the casual haters become fans. Tears stream from their mouths as they shout, "Daddy's so sexy! Mommy's so gentle! I can do this again! Hah, hah!"
Zhu Qiao, who could have made a comeback on talent alone but ends up becoming famous for his face and figure: "I'm a dad and a mom, a full-time male mommy?"
And the supposedly cold and ruthless, sickly villain is spoiled into a dramatic little crybaby who begs for affection every day. With tears pattering down his face, he pleads, "Wah, Brother Qiao, I can't sleep again after settling the baby. Can I have another suck?"
Zhu Qiao looks down at his honey-toned, well-muscled chest and marvels once more at how strange this book's world is. Men can not only have babies, they can also produce all kinds of weird things that cure the villain's insomnia...
"Fine, just one sip."
And that's how he really becomes the hottest male mommy around.
A guide to the "wahs":
1. Both leads are each other's first, physically and emotionally. They dote on each other. The bottom lactates and gives birth (important!)
2. Dramatic, crybaby, fake-sickly CEO top x tough-guy, real male-mommy movie-star bottom
3. Fictional entertainment industry with no real-life inspiration. The accents aren't authentic, just for fun.
4. The author's not very smart and the writing isn't great. Please forgive any plot holes, and don't leave a comment if you drop the story (heart)
Theme: Whether between family or lovers, we all need to express our love more openly.