Shimazaki Toson’s Glorious Part-Time Job [Mainly Touken Ranbu]

After Akutagawa refused to let Shimazaki use him as source material yet again, Shimazaki stormed out of the library in a rage. As luck would have it, he picked up a sword that had fallen right in front of him, and got dragged back to become a Saniwa. --Akutagawa, Shimazaki hasn't come to ask you to be his source material for three days. --What? Isn't that great? Has he finally realized how awful his personality is? --No, Akutagawa. Shimazaki said the world next door was so interesting, with just as many stories worth learning about and writing down as this one. He's decided to jump ship. --You should tell the head librarian that sort of thing. Sensei Doppo. --Oh, that. Shimazaki's letter specifically asked me to tell you. He invited me to go have some fun, too, said there were lots of interesting things there. I feel much more lively now. I mean, I'm the only Natural Bow left. --? --From now on, you sword types will have to do more of the book purification missions. --...? Sensei Doppo? Disaster! The Natural Bows, including the unofficial ones, have all vanished! And the outfits the librarian just finished making! P.S. 1. After the update, anyone who knows Bunren's Bow types knows what I'm talking about. This is mostly silly, and not every Bunren teacher will appear. 2. Teacher Shimazaki is a cosplayer. This is mostly based on the game setting, so don't compare it to historical fact! Though historical references may pop up. 3. There's another story about twins with a more serious tone, also featuring Teacher Shimazaki. I wrote up an outline and then didn't want to write it, so this story happened instead. 4. Updates whenever inspiration strikes. More comments, more motivation. 5. Touken Ranbu also has my favorite swords. If you don't like it, just click the X! Theme: You need to be grateful. You must be grateful.