[Bungo Stray Dogs] Dazai Meets the Book

I am a character in a book. But not entirely a character in a book. I know that the world we live in is a world inside a book. I know we're people in a fictional world carefully created by some writer, but since we exist, we must have a reason for existing. What is my reason for existing? Hey, hey, you bandage-wearing boy. Why do you seem so familiar? Have we met before? Oh, I'm sure we have! Then it's settled! Come with me, boy, and let's save the world! A few things you should know: 1. You can tell from the blurb this isn't a serious Bungo Stray Dogs fic. This is a ridiculous idea I came up with because I thought it would be hilarious, so the characters are seriously out of character! I did my best, but Dazai's intelligence is beyond my reach. 2. This isn't the so-called "book" from Bungo Stray Dogs. 3. I also ship Chuuya with A, but I'm not sure if I'll get around to writing it. It should happen, though. 4. Please leave a favorite and a comment! A follow would be even better! I hear lots of comments can make new chapters drop! 5. That's all, if anyone's even here... Theme: Born for you, existing for you