[New story: Catnip Is Three and a Half. If you’re interested, little angels, please check it out. The blurb for the new story and the upcoming The Bankrupt Dragon-Proud Hero Only Wants to Lie Flat are below the divider~]
***Story Blurb***
Han Zhi transmigrates into a book, becoming the cannon-fodder female character who dies right at the beginning. Her only purpose is to become the catalyst that makes the male lead stronger.
Han Zhi, who transmigrated into the book as a baby: I’ll defy fate and change my destiny. Who dares stop me? (
And so, with her heaven-defying cheat ability, sixteen years later Han Zhi successfully dodges her destined death, tosses out her cannon-fodder script, and happily heads toward a wonderful future far away from the plot, where she’ll make a fortune.
But...
Why did you transfer into my class, male lead? Why did you show up early, female lead? And why has the plot completely gone off the rails?!
Han Zhi: I’m so tired. I don’t think I can love again.
Little skit
The scene where the male lead was supposed to rescue the damsel in distress
Robber: Hand over your money!
The male lead steps in front of them: You two go first. Don’t worry about me.
The next second, Han Zhi takes the initiative and punches the robber flying: Hm? What were you saying just now? I didn’t catch that.
Original female lead: Han Zhi, you’re so cool! I want to have your babies!
Male lead: Sorry to interrupt. I’m just not good enough. (
In the dark, dreary days of Huan Xiangzheng’s youth, Han Zhi was a ray of light that burst into his life. From then on, there would be no more winter in his world, only warm sunshine.
*****Divider for the blurb of the new ongoing story******
Shocking! Has top-tier star Lu Yunye’s three-and-a-half-year-old biological daughter been revealed?
Netizens: Lu Yunye, get out of show business!!!
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The moment she took human form, Mint was brought to the world of a book and became top-tier star Lu Yunye’s three-and-a-half-year-old biological daughter.
To gain legal status in the local society, Mint planned to start a carefree life raising her dad with the help of Uncle System.
But...
Her dad fell from the sky, was useless at everything, and was a champion troublemaker. He successfully put his daughter on hard mode from the start! Sad.
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Mint: If you fall, get back up where you fell!
Lu Yunye: When life’s good, enjoy yourself! If you fall, get hyped!
Mint: Nothing in this world is impossible!
Lu Yunye: As long as you’re willing to go wild!
Mint: The waves of the Yangtze River push the waves before them
Lu Yunye: Hurry up and slap me dead on the beach!
Mint: Great, Dad. You’ve successfully caught my attention :D
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As a catnip plant, Mint cautiously carried out her dad’s personal growth plan.
But how could her dad be so grown-up and still be such a handful? Oh, well. Nobody loves Dad, but Mint does.
Top-tier star Lu Yunye: Who are you saying nobody loves? You’re just a little kid, but you’ve got some nerve.
Later: Mint, Mint, I love you, just like a cat loves you. Mint, Mint, look at me. I want to be the only one in your eyes! There can’t be anyone else!
Fans: Shameless Lu Yunye, give Mint back to us!!!
*****Upcoming story: The Bankrupt Dragon-Proud Hero Only Wants to Lie Flat*****
[Also known as: The Amnesiac Creator God and the Bankrupt Dragon-Proud Hero’s Thousand-Layered Scheme (
The Creator God has been feeling troubled lately.
The dragon-proud hero he personally chose has gone bankrupt.
Several supporting characters from different storylines keep disappearing.
And even more unknown individuals have barged into the world he created, trying to steal the dragon-proud hero’s luck.
Later
He has to help the dragon-proud hero start a business.
He also has to play an important supporting character.
And he has to stop outsiders from wrecking everything. Ning Zhou:
Thanks for asking. As long as I switch secret identities fast enough, no one will discover who I am, only fall in love. (
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The dragon-proud hero has been feeling troubled lately.
Sigh. How do I tell the well-meaning Ning Zhou that I just want to lie flat and live like a lazy fish, when I’m actually worth over a hundred million?
Am I going crazy? Why does everyone around me seem to have Ning Zhou’s face?
Help! How do I hide the truth from Ning Zhou, quickly take out the enemies, and buy Ning Zhou some ice cream from south of the city, all at the same time?
*
One day, Ning Zhou had just perfectly played the wicked male supporting character in front of Jiang Du (?), when he suddenly received notice that a new intruder had appeared.
With no time to change identities, Ning Zhou teleported to the scene. Looking utterly numb, he watched the dragon-proud hero, who had just been verbally humiliated by one of Ning Zhou’s secret identities (?) and was now sobbing and clinging to him, hold an ice cream in one hand and punch an intruder out with the other.
Ning Zhou: Hehe, I’m killing the dragon-proud hero. (
Premise: Nothing in this world is impossible if you put your mind to it.
Isn't the heroine's force level triggered only when she is in danger?
This must be all fantasy, right?
I suddenly remembered that I had a few brothers who were very close to my childhood (girl). One of them was at the desk behind me. I often turned around to chat with him and asked him to help me carry things when I went to the canteen. (Let me make it clear first that the brothers doted on me and my childhood. They were a bit like brothers and sisters. Don't get me wrong.) Then one time, a girl in our class asked me if you are together, I . . . . . . (?_?)
! The heroine's surname is Zhen!
Anyone who watches Celebrity Detective knows what this last name represents⊙?⊙
The heroine gritted her teeth and said, this is too ridiculous.
It looks good. Is it finished?
The system is too scummy... As soon as the previous host died, he couldn't wait to find the next one, tsk tsk
Is this... The male and female protagonists becoming love rivals? 2333
The two hosts have returned? So, the baby penetrated the heroine's body? Wouldn't that be a little strange...
I feel like the heroine is a bit neurotic. This is the first time for the author to write an article. This is already good. Please support it...
Isn't the heroine's force level triggered only when she is in danger?
This must be all fantasy, right?
I suddenly remembered that I had a few brothers who were very close to my childhood (girl). One of them was at the desk behind me. I often turned around to chat with him and asked him to help me carry things when I went to the canteen. (Let me make it clear first that the brothers doted on me and my childhood. They were a bit like brothers and sisters. Don't get me wrong.) Then one time, a girl in our class asked me if you are together, I . . . . . . (?_?)
! The heroine's surname is Zhen! Anyone who watches Celebrity Detective knows what this last name represents⊙?⊙
The heroine gritted her teeth and said, this is too ridiculous.
It looks good. Is it finished?
The system is too scummy... As soon as the previous host died, he couldn't wait to find the next one, tsk tsk
Is this... The male and female protagonists becoming love rivals? 2333
The two hosts have returned? So, the baby penetrated the heroine's body? Wouldn't that be a little strange...
I feel like the heroine is a bit neurotic. This is the first time for the author to write an article. This is already good. Please support it...