Me and My Rich Friend (GL)

Zhihu: What's it like to have a rich friend?

Zheng Yiyi: Thanks for the invite. She gives me wildly expensive gifts, treats a five-star hotel like home, and uses luxury skincare as bathwater.

Everyone thought another "I just got off the plane" show-off had arrived. Zheng Yiyi looked at the pile of black and gold credit cards on the table, and at Ye Zhiqiu running back and forth to decorate their new home.

She thought: The catch is, you have to put the word "female" before "friend."

[Little Skit]

Zheng Yiyi: Xiao Qiu, did you know there's a character missing from your name?

Ye Zhiqiu: Huh? No, there isn't!

Zheng Yiyi: Haven't you heard of an idiom that's a twin of your name?

Ye Zhiqiu: You mean, "One leaf reveals autumn"?

Zheng Yiyi: Exactly! It's missing the "one"! And I happen to have an extra one!

Core theme: If it's not sweet, you don't pay