Column Pre-Release: Broken Sword
Lance Academy gathers all the elite nobles of the Western Fantasy continent.
Among them, succubi are greedy by nature and skilled at beguiling hearts. The blood clan is sinister and elegant, always ready to stab you in the back when you least expect it. Elves are disciplined and aloof, the undisputed kings of overachievers. Dragons are bloodthirsty and combative, and would rather use force than reason.
As for humans, they had been reduced to the most marginalized race tens of thousands of years ago.
That is, until a human girl suddenly appeared at Lance Academy.
When people brought up the human girl
The students would say, "Oh, you mean that vase and free XP who paid her way into the academy?"
Later
Eli, the Elf King's eldest son and the top student in his year, came to her every day to ask for guidance in magic.
Yuri, the renowned heir of the blood clan, declared that he would marry her and make her the clan's bride.
Sezer, a black dragon who had inherited an ancient bloodline, eagerly offered to be her mount.
When the students spoke of the human girl again, their expressions grew complicated.
"You mean Miss Silver, who's so rich she mistakes orichalcum for gold and mithril for silver?"
"I heard she's broken quite a few Lance Academy records and controls half the rare mineral deposits on the Western Fantasy continent."
"Humans used to be looked down on, but Miss Silver is so good at spending money that they've all been raised into SSRs at the academy. Now a bunch of students are even studying how to become human."
--- From the Gods' Perspective ---
After the Creator God perished, the divine fire vanished without a trace.
The gods of the divine realm descended to the mortal world, using the search for the divine fire as an excuse to experience life.
Then, one despair-inducing report after another came in
The Storm God picked up some bad habits and got a brutal lesson in human martial arts.
The God of War became nothing more than a money-making tool for humans, who kept squeezing every last bit of value out of him.
The Slacker God was named an exemplary worker and given a little red flower for being a model employee.
The God of Envy actually volunteered to be a human's lovesick lapdog?
The God of Gossip interviewed a certain "perfectly ordinary" human involved in the report to ask what she thought of it.
Ruan Qing, who had just ascended to godhood: "."
Do you gods really have that much free time?
At that moment, the God of Death, who had struck fear into hundreds of millions of spirits in the underworld and was known for his ruthless decisiveness, stood quietly behind her.
A beautiful young man who commanded countless insects lounged on the sofa. With an evil smile full of menace, he stretched out countless huge tentacles.
The God of Light was gentle and courteous. Slowly turning a page of the newspaper, he said softly, "Qingqing just got back to the divine realm. Don't you think you're being a little too much?"
The God of Gossip shuddered, his survival instincts in overdrive. "I'll fix it! I'll go back and change it right now!"
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[Reading Guide]
1. One-on-one romance. A big stew of settings, with the God of Death as the love interest.
2. The heroine doesn't start out maxed out. At first, everyone is unrequitedly in love with her.
3. The author has built a mountain of original settings. The logic flies out of the solar system, and there will be a love rivalry.
4. The early chapters are light, feel-good wish fulfillment. The main plot starts in the middle and later parts.
5. The author is the heroine's doting mother, and a shameless double standard.
[Column Pre-Releases]
[Quick Transmigration] The Ruthless Sword Cultivator Gets a Delicate White Lotus Persona
Su Bai, a master of the Ruthless Sword Path, was born with a sword physique and devoted herself entirely to the Dao. She was so painfully straightforward that even the Heavenly Dao couldn't take it anymore.
So, after Su Bai failed her tribulation, she was forced to bind herself to a [Delicate White Lotus Saint] System. She would experience all walks of life as a heroine with off-the-charts saintly values in various romance novels.
Su Bai: "Thanks, but no. I'm already taken."
System: "Huh?"
Then Su Bai carefully pulled out the Su Zhao Sword, which was never far from her side.
System: "...You sword cultivators are something else."
In a classic overpowered hero progression world
As the gentle, understanding confidante of the overpowered hero, Su Bai stole his spotlight, claimed first place in the Twelve Immortal Sects Tournament, formed her Nascent Soul before he did, and even stole the supporting heroine's admiration. With her exquisite swordsmanship, she also maxed out the male lead's admiration for her.
System: "Um... why doesn't the plot seem right?"
Su Bai: "What's wrong with it?"
System: "It'd all make sense if you replaced the overpowered hero's name with yours."
The second world
Su Bai transmigrated into a story where the male lead kills his wife to prove the Dao.
Then she killed her husband first and proved the Dao herself.
The System shrieked like a chicken: "My lady! Murder is against the law! Aaaaaah!"
Su Bai sneered. "If only one of us can live, why shouldn't it be me?"
After traveling through many worlds, Su Bai got the most classic either-or scenario: the white lotus heroine leaps off a cliff, regrets everything, and the devoted male lead goes gray overnight.
Su Bai read the blurb aloud, word by word: "If the heroine doesn't fall in love, does that mean the cliff jump doesn't count as angst?"
The System, which had been sitting quietly like a well-behaved chicken, thought for a moment and suddenly sprang up, sounding rather fierce. "Whoever wants to jump off that cliff can jump. We're not doing it! Whoever wants to suffer can suffer. We're not doing it!"
So the male lead took Su Bai's place at the edge of the cliff.
The male lead and the supporting heroine, both red-eyed, asked Su Bai who she wanted to save.
Su Bai: "Stop arguing. If you don't, I'll save both of you. If you keep arguing, I'll save neither."
The System looked satisfied. "Thanks. That was finally satisfying."
And from that day on
The Heavenly Dao lost a [Delicate White Lotus Saint] System forever and gained a [The Heroine Must Stand on Her Own] System.
Because taking the feel-good wish-fulfillment route really is addictive.
The love interest is a sword.
Theme: Become an oak above the clouds.
The God of Love is really unlucky for eight lifetimes. The people around me are either ignorant or repaying kindness with revenge. After falling, they finally come back. The "best" friend hurts himself again for the reason of "being good for you" and kills all his followers... He is really not the chieftain.
Is it true that no one has noticed the temple's obvious targeting, the woman's low-end tea smell, and the crowds of teachers and students for so long?
Big update! ! !
WuwuwuwuxMrs.
Litali Ke has always made mistakes in writing
Are the two sentences about men and women reversed?
The God of Love is really unlucky for eight lifetimes. The people around me are either ignorant or repaying kindness with revenge. After falling, they finally come back. The "best" friend hurts himself again for the reason of "being good for you" and kills all his followers... He is really not the chieftain.
Is it true that no one has noticed the temple's obvious targeting, the woman's low-end tea smell, and the crowds of teachers and students for so long?
Big update! ! !
WuwuwuwuxMrs.
Litali Ke has always made mistakes in writing
Are the two sentences about men and women reversed?
Hahahahahahaha
Why is there no one? (????????????)
Oh my gosh, this chapter has a great idea.
When will it be updated? Woohoo!