A Certain Executive Pretending to Be Frail Online

The Port Mafia has a well-known executive. Unlike the two executives known as the human-shaped sludge and the one who isn't human, this executive has neither a terrifying mind nor exceptional combat skills. He doesn't even have an ability, and he's physically so frail he can barely run a kilometer. The one saving grace is that he's pretty good at gathering information, though he's still no match for the Port Mafia, where demons abound. In short, he's useless at everything and just takes up space. Even Mori Ougai himself can't help wondering how this man ever became an executive. Could it be because of his face? That would make sense, since this executive is extremely handsome. But what is the real reason? Mori, who still can't figure it out: This really is baffling. Dazai, who dislikes this executive for reasons he can't explain: Mr. Mori's behavior really is hard to understand. Nakahara Chuuya, who doesn't know what's going on: ...He's actually a pretty nice guy. He even gave me some liquor he brewed himself. And so the question became one of the Port Mafia's Ten Great Unsolved Mysteries. Incidentally, six of the other nine mysteries are also about him. Then one day, the mystery was solved. The reason? A certain defector and two others stirred up trouble and nearly put Yokohama in danger. The executive, whose name will not be revealed, just smiled. He smiled so brilliantly that he went straight to the battlefield with a knife and gave the enemy an exhilarating shock, along with lasting psychological trauma. His image as a frail man was shattered, revealing a darkness every bit as deep as that of a certain human-shaped sludge. Everyone: ? So you were acting this whole time?!!! The executive: Oh, not at all. Notes: 1. As is customary, the beautiful protagonist pretends to be weak, comes with a built-in aura of darkness, and is probably universally adored. 2. My own flying-off-into-the-sky setting. Theme: This executive is far too powerful, but likes to pretend to be frail.