After My Lie-Flat Plan Failed, I Returned to Seize the Heirship

Coming next: History Livestream: A Rundown of the Biggest Spendthrift Heirs Throughout the Dynasties In his previous life, Zhao Jinxiu had no interest in court politics and was content with the status quo. He was determined to be a happy slacker for the rest of his life. After more than a decade of effort, he had earned his father's and brothers' affection, as well as his sisters' fondness. But just after his father died, his beloved eldest brother gave him a cup of poisoned tea, leaving him to die with hatred in his heart. When he opened his eyes again, he found he was reborn at the moment he had first transmigrated. Being doted on and lazing around didn't matter. Staying alive mattered more. This time, he would improve people's livelihoods. Once the common folk were doing better, he would deal with the corrupt officials. Once they were gone, anyone who tried to seize the throne would see the crown prince deposed. One by one, the people who had hurt and betrayed him in his previous life fell. He grew from a little prince into the most powerful emperor in Nanhua. Only then did he learn that his father had been reborn too. Emperor Fengqing had spent his whole life hunting with hawks, only to have one peck his eye out. After he died, he watched helplessly as his most beloved child was poisoned to death. Furious, he climbed right out of his coffin. Reborn once more, he looked at his sons, who had been putting on a show of peace and brotherly love, and thought: If I want my most beloved child to be cherished, I'll have to do it myself. Upcoming story: History Livestream: A Rundown of the Biggest Spendthrift Heirs Throughout the Dynasties When time and space become jumbled, Guanyue's history livestream takes stock of the biggest spendthrift heirs throughout the dynasties, catching the attention of the founding emperors. The founding emperors of every dynasty pull up little stools, set out melon seeds and sweets, and get ready to watch the show and laugh at someone else's expense. But as soon as the livestream starts, Qin Shi Huang is the first one who can't laugh. Qin Shi Huang: So I'm the clown after all. My son actually squandered my entire empire away?! A string of mocking comments follows: Zheng-ge's son was useless. Let's see how ours do. But as the livestream grows more and more popular, none of the founding emperors can sit still. Enough talk. Time to go home and discipline the kids. Blurb Two: Guanyue lost both her legs in a car accident. When she was living in dire straits and had lost all hope, she was bound to a livestream System. She has to tell the founding emperors of each dynasty about their spendthrift descendants and get them bound to her. Later, Qin Shi Huang spends points earned from popular support to gain an extra year of life, and devotes himself to developing agriculture. Liu Bang appears in Emperor Wu of Han's dream to teach him that technology can strengthen a nation. Li Yuan becomes a vengeful ghost who can appear before his spendthrift descendant. Genghis Khan gets a possession talisman, and Zhu Yuanzhang uses a body-snatching pill. The founding emperors go on a rampage, beating their unworthy descendants until they run around clutching their heads. Upcoming story: The Spoiled Young Master's Path to Success (Imperial Exams), a feel-good story about personal growth. Xu Xiaoji transmigrates into the body of a spoiled young master who shares his name. His grandmother spoils him and his stepmother encourages his worst instincts, leaving him ignorant and useless. One night, he is killed on his way home after getting drunk. To avoid that fate, Xu Xiaoji decides to take the imperial exams. Later, no one can believe that the spoiled young master who once cared only about eating, drinking, and having fun has picked up a book and entered the imperial exams. Just when everyone is waiting to laugh at him, Xu Xiaoji clears every hurdle and takes first place in all three exams. He rises rapidly through the ranks, eventually reaching the highest official position. Upcoming story: The Reluctant Slacker's Daily Grind~ He took care of his little family and then the whole household. Who could blame him when his father rebelled? Yu Qing accidentally transmigrates to an unfamiliar dynasty and becomes the nephew of an emperor. Maybe he arrived in the wrong way. His father went to war in his grandfather's place and died. The concubines in the mansion ran off with the money, leaving only a widowed mother and her children to struggle in their enormous estate. He has no choice but to earn money to support the family. But his older brother is naughty and refuses to obey, while his younger sister is fussy and throws tantrums. Yu Qing figures that there's no problem a beating can't solve. If one isn't enough, then give them two. Just as his siblings get their lives on track and the family savings grow, Yu Qing decides that if he can teach his older brother a little more, he'll be free to retire and live the life of a slacker. But his father, who died on the battlefield long ago, has returned. Yu Wentuo was driven into a corner by the old emperor, so he rebelled with his brothers. After ascending the throne, he sent people in every direction to find his missing wife and children. But when he finally found them... The first time, he had barely reached the door when his daughter mistook him for a beggar and sent him away. The second time, his youngest son took him for a swindler and chased him off. The third time, his legitimate son beat him away with a stick. The fourth time, he got smart. He brought all his civil and military officials along with an imperial decree and marched right over. Surely they couldn't turn him away again. But his once gentle, delicate marquis's wife was waiting for him at the door, ruler in hand. This novel will be released on March 28. There will be three chapters on release day, so please show it lots of support, cuties. Theme: Live a brilliant life even in adversity.