The Romance System Wants to Cry Every Day

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As a romance conquest System still in its beginner phase, it resolutely chose the route with the lowest mission difficulty: the official pairing.

After binding itself to the heroine, Song Xu, the System was brimming with confidence.

But before long, the romance conquest progress had gone into the negatives.

The System, waiting for the heroine to carry it: ...??

Wasn't the official pairing supposed to be the best? Weren't they destined to stay together through life and death?

How had this fated couple ended before they even got started?

As they say, failure is the mother of success. Seeing that the heroine's route was going nowhere, the clever System bound itself to the male lead instead.

System: The moonlight is so lovely. Don't you want to fall in love?

The male lead, who only wanted to build his career: Who wants to do something so simple and stupid?

Later...

The male lead, who would one day be worshipped by countless demons, began his diligent conquest journey.

He carried the bloodline of a bewitching demon. Surely such a small task would be a piece of cake?

And so, all kinds of beauties began appearing around Song Xu:

A lofty beauty who was gentle only to her.

A wicked and unpredictable young demon lord who showed his smile only to her.

A gigantic, fluffy creature that avoided humans and was affectionate only with her.

But none of them managed to move Song Xu.

The male lead, who had tried every trick in the book: ?? This makes no sense!

What does she even like?

Wait, could she be into women?

The System swore through tears on its own dignity: Impossible!!

Conquest skit:

With the mission going nowhere, the male lead came up with a plan to injure himself in order to win Song Xu's heart.

After taking an arrow for her, the male lead asked: Does she like me now?

System: No.

System: Affection -1.

Male lead: ??

When she was supposedly being rescued,

Song Xu looked at the figure blocking her way.

Song Xu: Who do you think you're looking down on?

System: ...

Male lead: ...

#Skit#

Male lead: What kind of person will my future Dao companion be?

System: Don't worry, she'll be exactly your type! Her cultivation may not be high, but she's pure of heart and delicate and lovely.

The cultivation world is full of danger, so you have to protect her well.

Later, watching Song Xu split mountains and overturn seas with a single sword strike,

Male lead: You call that low cultivation?

I can't believe I fell for that!

System: ...

#Skit#

Watching the gentle and considerate heroine Song Xu from the original story charge down the sword cultivation path, turning the white moonlight into the light of the righteous path,

System: ...

My sweet heroine is gone!

Then who's going to use love to reform the male lead, who's destined to destroy the world?

Song Xu: Destroy the world? Who wants to destroy it? I'll destroy him first and see how that goes!

System: Trembling in fear.jpg

Reader notes:

1. The heroine isn't a powerhouse from the start. She's simply the best swordswoman among her peers.

2. The plot and romance each make up half the story.

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Coming soon 1: Are You Sure You Want Me to Pretend to Be the White Moonlight?

Ming Qi transmigrated into a book, a melodramatic old-school novel where the heroine is mistaken for a replacement and eventually gets her revenge. Ming Qi didn't become the heroine, but she didn't get off much easier. According to the System's instructions, she had to play a white moonlight who excelled at music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, mastered poetry and literature, and was kind, benevolent, and saintly.

Ming Qi: Me? The white moonlight?

What have I done to deserve this?

Are you sure you want me to play the white moonlight?

Aside from having a short life, this character had no shortcomings. She was learned and erudite. According to the plot, she was supposed to help characters including, but not limited to, the male lead, the second male lead, the third male lead, and the other male leads... Whenever they needed her, the white moonlight would appear like Aladdin's lamp, capable of anything.

Ming Qi: This white moonlight, no, this magic lamp, is someone everyone would want to get their hands on.

System: If you don't want to die young, follow the plot.

Ming Qi: Fine.

You get what you pay for. The System learned for the first time that cheap things are no good.

Ming Qi was very cooperative. It was just that, thanks to her efforts,

Male A, whose injuries were originally supposed to heal after three days of rest, developed an infection and nearly died.

The white moonlight had once played the qin for Male C all night, helping him sleep and comforting his heart.

Ming Qi, who couldn't play the qin: She plucked at it all night, giving everyone nightmares.

Thanks to Ming Qi's diligent work, all these characters ended up half-dead and ran faster than ghosts whenever they saw her.

Ming Qi: ??

System: This is a novel about chasing your wife to the crematorium. You're not supposed to actually send them to the crematorium.

The destructive power of a good-for-nothing: trying your best while putting lives at risk.

Coming soon 2: Turned Into a Variety Show, Chasing Down a Hundred Billion in Debt

Starlight Shines was a mystery-box variety show with a budget of one hundred billion. The money had originally been allocated for something else. To recover it, debt collector Qian Lai became the show's chief producer.

To collect the debt, amnesiac, broke Qian Lai explored carefully and filmed boldly.

The result was a smash-hit variety show on a scale no one dared to imitate.

Netizens praised it: Wow, this isn't a variety show. It's a god sent to reform the entertainment industry. Let's crowdfund eighty or a hundred seasons so all the stars can get some training.

Other work-themed shows: The celebrities eat well, drink well, slack off, and pick up a job that pays 300 an hour, before putting on a show of sympathizing with the hardships of ordinary people.

Qian Lai's approach: Turn celebrities straight back into ordinary people.

Take the bus and subway, submit resumes, start with 500 yuan, and spend at least a month filming. If you can't find work, you go hungry.

Here, all celebrity perks are useless.

Watching the stars get swindled out of their money, conned into taking out loans, and nearly lured into pyramid schemes,

Qian Lai promptly called the police: Thank you for your hard work, guests. Here's a glass of water and some heartfelt concern.

Please be careful and watch out for scams.

Oh, and you haven't earned today's money yet, so keep at it, and stay safe.

Acting variety show

Other shows: Fake lessons, real favoritism, and more exciting infighting than acting.

Qian Lai: No tricks. Just acting.

New technology lets the guests perform in fully immersive settings.

Young stars often regret having too little life experience to portray a character's complexity. Now, I'll make that wish come true.

Attention, guests: From this moment on, treat everything here as real.

If your acting is terrible, watch out for the NPCs taking you out.

If your acting is barely passable, you'll repeat the current scene again and again until you get it right.

After a popular actor with wooden acting skills appeared on the show, his fans were moved to tears: Our dear brother suffered so much. His acting was amazing, absolutely explosive. How did he make his fear look so real?

Passersby: Holy cow, that was incredible! The wooden actor finally learned how to act? I actually saw emotion in his eyes! He even made fear so convincing I got goosebumps. Not bad. I've become a fan.

Manager: You've improved so much this time. Are the mentors on this show really that good? Why not go on for a few more episodes?

The popular actor, who had finally got the hang of it after experiencing twelve different ways to die: No, no, I think I'll pass.

Survival idol show

Providing the best stage for trainees who dream of becoming idols and idols who have no stage to perform on.

Stop complaining that there are no stages! Stop being forced to switch careers and become actors, torturing the audience's eyes!

Now there are stages of every kind: mountains, oceans, explosions, forests...

Absolutely realistic and wildly imaginative sets, with visual experiences more thrilling than album effects.

A friendly reminder: Please perform the choreography and movements on the stage as instructed.

The stage doesn't welcome slackers. If you're slacking, you'd better work hard, or the stage will eat you!

There are other themed variety shows, too.

Mystery-box variety shows bring surprise after surprise. To avoid spoiling too much, please follow along and enjoy.

Theme: Independence and self-reliance