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Professional couch potato Gu Zhizhou transmigrates into a danmei novel about a villain raising children.
The problem is, he becomes a disposable cannon-fodder character, destined to be toyed with mercilessly by all sorts of villains in the book and to suffer a fate worse than death.
To stay alive, he turns to Fu Tuoye, adoptive father of the seven villains.
After one passionate night, he becomes the villains' second dad, otherwise known as their mom.
He thought he could enjoy the shade beneath a mighty tree, but when he wakes up, his husband is gone!
"..." MMP.
So he has no choice but to start raising the villainous little brats.
When the unruly school bully rides a motorcycle, he pushes it along; when the yandere doctor studies the human body, he serves as the specimen; when the shy little darling begs for attention, he lifts him up high... He devotes himself wholeheartedly, lending a hand and giving his all.
But gradually, not only does the protagonist's love interest look at him more and more strangely, the villainous brats do too...!
And stranger still, it seems none of them are human!
Unexplained sensations, bedding that disappears, needs within easy reach, mysterious bite marks appearing out of nowhere...
Gu Zhizhou, subjected to all this, panics like a dog: "What the hell kind of story is this?"
Claws growing out of the darkness rake across the wall. Heavy breathing, hot as fire, fills the air, and a rough tail winds around Gu Zhizhou's body. A tender, loving whisper sounds by his ear: "A search-for-a-wife story!"
★ The villains aren't human (they really aren't) and have a mating season. It happens twice a year and lasts six months each time.
★ Marriage first, love later; a domineering pursuit. The male lead is the seme Fu Tuoye. Everyone else is a little brat, and they're all pure.
★ Daily battles of wits with the villains, living on the edge of death every day, 857...857...
Content warning: The uke is the mastermind behind the scenes, and he's not a good person.
A charming, adored-by-all, couch-potato dad who just wants to survive until the ending * a sinister, brutal, unhinged, powerful CEO who is a nonhuman seme. One-on-one romance.
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Superstar Lin Shen transmigrates into an entertainment-industry BL wish-fulfillment novel written by one of his haters, becoming a tragic cannon-fodder character.
Because he admires the entertainment company's owner, he works hard to get into the company and debuts as part of a five-member group. But the white-lotus uke in his group bullies him, the playboy seme tricks him into sex, a famous director takes advantage of him, and his agent scams him out of his money...
Just before the group is set to debut, his reputation is ruined, and he hangs himself at a young age.
After transmigrating, Lin Shen's
first order of business is: I'm going solo! This lousy group is dead weight!
Second: Who's the company owner? Please go stand somewhere else and cool off!
But then he meets the company owner, Yun Nuocheng, the sickly beauty from the original novel.
Lin Shen: Ice beauty, I'm in!
In the original novel, the ice beauty loses the use of his legs in a car accident as a teenager and is cruelly abandoned by his exploitative parents. As an adult, he's further ostracized by a fake young master. Later, after becoming the company owner, he's swindled out of money and resources by the protagonist seme and uke, and spends his days shut up at home, confined to a wheelchair.
A tool character with a truly miserable fate.
Knowing all this, Lin Shen immediately transforms into the beauty's protector.
When his exploitative parents show up demanding money, Lin Shen blocks the door and pretends to be dead to extort them. When the fake young master mocks Yun Nuocheng for being disabled, Lin Shen threatens to make him disabled too.
When the seme and uke try to swindle him out of money and resources, Lin Shen leans lazily against the doorway, a cigarette dangling from his lips, looking so arrogant he seems utterly untouchable.
"Sorry, I've already claimed the resources and put the money away. You can get lost!"
On the night he finally achieves success and wins the beauty's heart, the beauty turns out to be the seme.
And even more terrifying, beneath the wheelchair is a massive golden snake tail!
"..."
Crimson eyes stare intently at him, and a bewitching voice turns slightly hoarse: "Aren't you going to sleep? Hmm?"
Listening to the fiery breaths by his ear and watching the smooth snake tail coil around him again and again, Lin Shen regrets everything.
"Stupid author, get out here! Weren't you supposed to give me a sickly beauty uke? I'm terrified of invertebrates! Aaaah!"
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Xu Xingyan dies at the age of twenty-three. At the time, he is busy entertaining clients on behalf of Lu Shen's company.
He has loved Lu Shen for eighteen whole years, from the time he was learning to speak until he graduated from college. Only at the end does he learn that he's nothing but a ridiculous substitute.
Reborn, Xu Xingyan returns to eighteen years earlier, only to suddenly discover that he's become a kindergarten teacher!
The moment he opens his eyes, he sees his three-year-old self following four-year-old Lu Shen around, grinning foolishly.
"..."
Without a word, Xu Xingyan sweeps his little self into his arms and pulls him behind him. "Study! Go study right now. You're way too young to be dating."
Three-year-old Xu Xingyan bursts into tears, turns around, and runs into his adoptive father's arms.
Xu Xingyan, who has been an orphan since childhood: "???"
Since when did he have an adoptive father?
Then Xu Xingyan sees his little self walk in, holding the hand of a cold, powerful man.
Xu Xingyan: "!!!"
Isn't that Mo Yao, his archrival in his past life and the scumbag seme's beloved moonlight?!!
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ This bastard is taking advantage of me!
Story Two: From the Scumbag Lu Shen's Perspective
Lu Shen never thought he'd fall in love with Xu Xingyan, much less that he'd miss him so intensely after his death.
When he wakes up again, he's back at four years old.
Seeing the three-year-old Xu Xingyan trailing behind him, his heart aches!
This time, he swears he'll cherish Xu Xingyan, who has loved him for eighteen years, and never let him suffer again.
Until he sees...
Mo Yao, his beloved moonlight in his past life and Xu Xingyan's archrival, appear.
He adopts three-year-old Xu Xingyan.
He kneels on one knee to fasten little Xu Xingyan's buttons.
He wipes the food from the corner of little Xu Xingyan's mouth with his sleeve.
He lifts little Xu Xingyan onto his shoulders and carries him high.
Lu Shen: What's going on here???
Moral: Wealth cannot corrupt you, poverty cannot sway you, and force cannot make you yield.
This plot development is outrageous
Just like that, the original owner was whitewashed?
"Fu Bo" gave the author a big worm~ Fu Ao
Only then did I realize it's called Crane Ice Jue, not Crane Ice Cube.
Gu is a rabbit, right?
"Dragon Clan" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ dragon ball
Finished spreading flowers, thank you for accompanying me!
Ah, did you finish the chase in one go? Come on!
? Feelings are the people of this world
I want to watch the sports meeting T^T