What? I Have a Gorgeous Figure!

*Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting. Next novel: After I Crossed Into an F4 Danmei Novel with My Beautiful, Sick Childhood Friend

Updates every other day starting now, until completion~

Duan Ze is a Douyin beauty streamer, the kind who never shows his face!

His page is full of videos of him dancing to the beat with his face covered. His pinned video has five million likes and over ten million views. He's widely recognized on Douyin as a male streamer with an incredible body.

The comments are all "Big bro, big bro!" "Daddy, daddy!" "Mom, why am I watching this on my knees?!"

"A guy with a figure that gorgeous must not have a care in the world, right?" And so on...

The top two fans throw money around just to get a photo of his face.

But all he ever replies is, "I don't know. My figure is gorgeous!"

What nobody knows is that, after his stepmother, stepbrother, and foolish father made a mess of things, the Duan family is on the verge of bankruptcy. Not only are the companies under the Duan name in trouble, but the family's rosewood furniture was sold off ages ago, and even the villa bought by Duan Ze's late mother is about to be lost.

What's more, his foolish father, egged on by his stepmother and stepbrother, signed Duan Ze to a marriage contract that was practically a deed of sale, marrying him into the most terrifying family in M City: the Huo family.

And not just to anyone, but to the Huo family's eldest son, Huo Linyuan, who had just been in a car accident and become a vegetable!

The day the marriage was announced, Duan Ze, who had been working himself to the bone, even becoming a dance streamer just to pay off the debts, felt his heart sink.

He could marry, but he had one condition: leave his mother's villa alone and kick his stepmother and stepbrother out!

Then he was married off to the Huo family like a piece of merchandise. The wedding ceremony was conducted with a rooster, and on top of that, he had to put up with insults from the Huo family patriarch, the Huo matriarch's hostility, the second son's advances, and the third son's cold indifference.

At night, he also had to care for Huo Linyuan, the eldest son, who was bedridden and comatose!

Duan Ze couldn't care less about any of it!

Whatever. As long as he could shut the door and keep it from interfering with his livestream income, he could get out of there someday.

Fortunately, his husband couldn't move. Whether Duan Ze was swaying his hips and thrusting his pelvis, biting lace, steeling himself to wear a skirt for his fans, or even using his husband as a pole to dance around...

As long as his face stayed hidden, Duan Ze dared to do anything!

As long as the money came in, he could manage any pose!

Until one day, he realized that Huo Er, Huo San, his father-in-law, and his mother-in-law weren't the only ones acting strangely. His "husband" was odd, too. It seemed he wasn't sick at all, and wasn't a vegetable...

And the way he looked at Duan Ze was getting stranger and stranger...

It also seemed that the top two fans who kept boosting his rankings were Huo Er and Huo San. Even Father Huo was getting stranger by the day...

Later, his scumbag father, stepmother, and stepbrother came to apologize one after another for no apparent reason. They gave him the company, the house, everything, and even tore up the contract they'd used to sell him...

But Duan Ze was just as busy as before, because... his husband, Huo Linyuan, wouldn't let him out of bed!

"A-Ze, now it's your turn!"

"Good boy, keep dancing. Don't stop!"

Duan Ze, dancing in the palm of his hand: "H-Help... W-weh!"

An upbeat, mischievous streamer bottom with a very active inner monologue * a Hong Kong-style domineering CEO who is a vegetable? Powerful top

Upcoming novel: After I Crossed Into an F4 Danmei Novel with My Beautiful, Sick Childhood Friend

On an ordinary, utterly unremarkable morning, You Lin and his beautiful childhood friend Mu Chenge both crossed into a danmei novel about the elite F4.

And not just any novel, but a ridiculously over-the-top one that combined slapstick, melodrama, smut, and brutality!

Everything revolved around the F4, and their protagonist aura was off the charts. The story was practically about picking consorts for the F4:

F1: The only son of the Huo family, wildly domineering and obsessed with cruel pranks. He especially loved seeing arrogant people bow their heads and beautiful people cry.

F2: The second son of the He family, an aloof, taciturn iceberg who stood apart from everything, as emotionless as a god and indifferent to all.

F3: Gentle and warm on the surface, but actually ruthless and calculating, killing through others' hands. He was especially bloodthirsty and loved seeing beautiful people bleed.

And the last one, F4, was the leader of the group, combining all of F1, F2, and F3's worst traits. He was barely human...

Even more terrifying, Mu Chenge had become the novel's protagonist bottom, and all the psychopaths had their eyes on him.

They especially loved tormenting him!

You Lin couldn't stand it. They could bully him, but they couldn't bully his childhood friend. Besides, he and his friend were both straight. What a bunch of twisted freaks!

From then on, You Lin started defending his childhood friend and clashing head-on with the "protagonist auras."

F1 took Mu Chenge to the pool, planning to get his friend soaking wet. You Lin rushed over without a second thought and taught them a lesson with his fists, one punch per person. The pool was nearly too full to hold them all...

F2 wanted his friend to play the piano to lull him to sleep. You Lin took the stage and played as if he were fluffing cotton. The ear-splitting racket kept F2 awake for a whole month...

F3 plotted to harm his friend, but You Lin turned the scheme back on him and dug a pit for him to fall into himself!

After all that, the leader of F4 finally realized there was a problem. He didn't go after You Lin's friend, though. He came straight for You Lin.

"You're very different. I'm fascinated by you!"

"I've decided to make you my consort!"

"I've got my eye on you!"

You Lin: "???"

Are you okay? If there's something wrong with your head, go get treated. We don't take crazies here!

But things gradually started to get strange. One day, F1, F2, F3, and F4 all suddenly changed course. F1 held You Lin's hands and said he liked being beaten by him. F2, the aloof one, bowed his head and insisted You Lin play piano for him. F3 abandoned all his schemes and offered up his sincere heart, hoping only that You Lin would look at him again.

And his childhood friend Mu Chenge became stranger by the day.

He wouldn't let anyone get close to You Lin, wouldn't let You Lin smile at anyone, and absolutely wouldn't allow You Lin to fall in love with someone else.

His beautiful, helpless childhood friend had always been astonishingly strong. All his poor health had been an act!

He wrapped an arm around You Lin's waist and slowly pinned him against the table. Then he knelt, as if he were the most devout believer, and rested his head on You Lin's lap, confessing from the bottom of his heart: "Linlin, I like you. I've always liked you..."

You Lin, utterly dumbfounded: "!!!"

Are there any normal people in this place?!!!

###So his childhood friend was the most abnormal one of all!?!

Theme: Beneath a beauty's skin lies a hero's heart, half god and half demon