Transmigrators, Disappear on the Spot

Lu Bai wasn't always the sort of person who blamed entire groups of people for the actions of a few.

He'd lost both parents as an infant, but years of rigorous thought had left his worldview reassuringly solid. So far, his biggest problem in life was this: he was already three years old, so why hadn't he conquered the world yet?

But Lu Bai's life was also one long string of innocent misfortunes, as transmigrators kept influencing him and making him take the fall.

Among them were his own father, who died a terrible death;

a teacher with no sense of what was appropriate;

a pathetic excuse for a cousin's husband, timid as anything;

and an old man and an old woman who appeared out of nowhere, claiming they wanted to bind him as their summoned beast.

A few years later, a whole bunch of idiots appeared, constantly launching suicide attacks and clearly determined to treat him like a final boss they could defeat.

And so Lu Bai's life became one long battle of wits with transmigrators.

To sum it all up: Disappear, transmigrators!

P.S. 0. The male lead is a real kindergartner. He may look reasonable, but he's a little terror at heart, spreading goodwill to everyone. His worldview is bizarre, and his logic is a hodgepodge. Repeat after me: Stop trying to reason with people, starting with yourself.

P.S. 1. The author specializes in wish fulfillment. The male lead's young age is meant to cripple his abilities. Even if romance crops up now and then, it has absolutely nothing to do with love. Anyone with a thing for children, explode on the spot.

P.S. 2. Transmigrators of all kinds will appear. As the synopsis says, the viewpoint is unclear.

The story is split 40/60 between the perspectives of the various transmigrators, people about to transmigrate, and the male lead. If that's not for you, know when to call it quits.

Theme: Life is such a pain. You'll be fine once you stop worrying so much