Announcement: My new novel, Reborn as the Top Green Tea on a Girl Group Audition Show, is now underway. Please add it to your reading list!
Zhou Weiwei lived for eighteen years before discovering that she'd been living inside a fake fairy tale all along.
Unfortunately, she didn't get the heroine's script or the villainess's script. She got the ghost princess's script.
According to the book, for Zhou Weiwei to turn from a ghost into a human, the person she loves must nourish her with the blood from his fingertip. In other words, she needs to be fed blood. And the one who inexplicably signed a romantic contract with her isn't human. He's a king-of-the-salmon fish.
From then on, Zhou Weiwei begins her wild campaign to seduce the fish.
Zhou Weiwei: "Want to date? The kind where you get to inherit the throne."
Zhou Weiwei: "One kiss after a meal, and you'll live to ninety-nine."
Everyone knows king-of-the-salmon fish are famously bony. Even in human form, he's a romance-blind man whose heart is too hard for any woman to move.
Until one day, everyone sees a little girl in a princess dress at his side, sucking on Shen Huangyu's finger.
Shen Huangyu: "This little ghost must be head over heels in love with me. That's why she's crying and begging to date me."
Zhou Weiwei: "Once I've had this last suck, I'll say goodbye to this dense guy... No, I'll never see him again!"
A chaotic king-of-the-salmon fish x a flirtatious ghost princess. Romance is the focus, and it's a short story.
Please add my upcoming novel to your reading list.
Title: Reborn as the Top Green Tea on a Girl Group Audition Show
Blurb:
Popular actress Peng Chen is known as the entertainment industry's top green tea.
Her haters say she traded ten lifetimes of acting talent and nine lifetimes of emotional intelligence for her looks in this one.
Female celebrities' fans hate her because anyone photographed beside Peng Chen gets outshone.
Male celebrities' fans avoid her like the plague because anyone who works with Peng Chen ends up rumored to be dating her...
When Peng Chen opens her eyes, she discovers she's become a top green tea with the same name as her. What's more, the moment she transmigrated, she found a show invitation she'd just signed sitting in front of her.
It's a girl group audition show, and she's one of the judges.
As for the other three judges, Judge One is a popular young male star whom Peng Chen outshone on the red carpet not long ago. Because he has a feminine look, Peng Chen's team went out of its way to make sure he was outshone.
Judge Two is Peng Chen's rumored boyfriend.
Judge Three is an acclaimed actor famous in the industry for his sharp tongue. He's turned down more than one production because Peng Chen was the lead actress.
Peng Chen: ...One against three? Th-that's kind of exciting!
Before the show airs, Peng Chen's haters and the other male judges' fans are rubbing their hands together, ready to drag her. After it starts airing...
The haters: "...Weren't her looks supposed to have cost her nine lifetimes of emotional intelligence? Who's this person giving spot-on critiques and speaking so warmly and sincerely?"
The male judges' fans: "...Weren't they saying she was a shameless green tea who threw herself at men? Then who is this person on the show with 'Stay away from me' practically carved into her forehead?"
Even during the show's judge selection segment, Peng Chen gets the most votes.
Everyone pins their last hope on the sharp-tongued actor. After all, Teacher Jiang is an outstanding actor who has always hated pretty faces with no talent. He's practically Peng Chen's number-one hater, so surely he won't disappoint them. But Teacher Jiang merely raises his sparkling eyes and says gently, "Teacher Peng is a fine actress. I look forward to the chance to work with her on a film."
Everyone: "...!!!"
This is nothing like what they promised!
Theme: Fairy tales really are all lies.
So sweet! ! ! The ocean series are all good looking
, Suddenly thought of a question, the ghost and the contract sucked the blood of people's fingertips to become adults. The male protagonist is an oartail fish demon. The female protagonist sucked the blood of his fingertips, shouldn't she turn into an oartail fish demon?
The oarfish laughed at Zhou Suiyu before, but he finally found a little ancestor
Sweet, sweet, I didn't expect this article to be too sweet for me. Shen Huangyu waited so hard for Weiwei, and it felt like there was a small amount of glass slag in the candy.
Hahahahahahahahaha sweet and funny
Maybe it's because I'm a pure love warrior, and the heroine doesn't have the heart to be with the hero, which makes me feel quite sad and I feel that something is wrong...
The supporting characters in both the female protagonist and the male protagonist are all cute
So sweet! ! ! The ocean series are all good looking
, Suddenly thought of a question, the ghost and the contract sucked the blood of people's fingertips to become adults. The male protagonist is an oartail fish demon. The female protagonist sucked the blood of his fingertips, shouldn't she turn into an oartail fish demon?
The oarfish laughed at Zhou Suiyu before, but he finally found a little ancestor
Sweet, sweet, I didn't expect this article to be too sweet for me. Shen Huangyu waited so hard for Weiwei, and it felt like there was a small amount of glass slag in the candy.
Hahahahahahahahaha sweet and funny
Maybe it's because I'm a pure love warrior, and the heroine doesn't have the heart to be with the hero, which makes me feel quite sad and I feel that something is wrong...
The supporting characters in both the female protagonist and the male protagonist are all cute
Zhou Weiwei doesn't know how to cook! ! !
Good-looking(?ω?)Hiahiahia
Good-looking(??ω??)??