Jiang Sinian is at a loss. Looking over his career, every time he gets paired up in a CP, that CP ends in tragedy. He's practically the CP world's wrecking ball.
CP fans are exhausted: We just want to mindlessly enjoy some sweet moments and pretty faces. Why are you doing this to us? Is shipping CPs cursed now?
His devoted fans are heartbroken: So our Niannian really is only meant to shine all by himself?
Jiang Sinian: Please put away your microscopes. No one can take you digging up old graves like this!
Fans: Son, they're not good enough for you!
Jiang Sinian: ...
Then one day, he was forcibly paired with some big shot, and his fans got excited: We've got work to do again! Sisters, get out the microscopes and start swinging those little shovels!
He panicked: Please don't mess around. We can't afford to provoke this person!!!
1. Updates every other day, happy ending. The goal is: never abandon this story!
2. All characters are fictional. I'm letting my imagination run wild while respecting logic, so please don't associate them with real people. Please respect all artists and fans. Love you~
3. This story came from a burst of inspiration, so comments and suggestions are welcome. As long as the inspiration lasts, the story will keep going~ (*  ̄3)(ε ̄ *)
4. Daily oath: This is a jelly determined to stand at the top of the food chain!
Theme: Idol life, fans take a step back.
I will remember to update it every day (look at—.—)
Stay up, who is not a person who stays up late?
I sing well, I will teach you, hehe
It's so cold, it's a whole jelly quilt
You've been so diligent lately. Are you on vacation?
Jelly, don't be sad, my house collapsed too
Hey
Don't end up suddenly (get beaten...)
Who told you to be lazy? Otherwise, I will steal an account and add it to your favorites to support you.
As long as I don't chase stars, my house won't collapse. As long as my house doesn't collapse, I won't be sad. As long as I'm not sad, my hair won't fall out. As long as my hair doesn't fall out, I'll be happy. As long as I'm happy, I'll be happy every day.