The Things That Must Be Said About the BL World

Announcement: Hatuosa Theater's new May Day production premieres today! This is the secret history of the BL world. A game you simply must play. A thrilling world on a par with World of Warcraft. There is no such thing as too much BL, only more BL. Everything you need to satisfy your BL cravings. A group of young men pursuing their ideals. It only counts as real BL if everyone is into it. Search for the true meaning of BL in a world of BL. A dream pursued through endless hardship. A world of BL where all are one. Have you embraced BL today...? Cast of characters: Fu Er Mi: a scheming top who appears to be a wicked bottom. Fu Kong: a righteous, principled bottom on the surface, but a sophisticated bottom underneath. Formalin: a pure bottom who levels up. Fu Yao: a cheerful, healthy top who embraces corruption. Fu Shi: a wooden bottom, in short, a good-for-nothing bottom. Fu P: a cute, devoted top. Fu Chai: a certain L guest making a cameo, neither top nor bottom, neither topping nor bottoming. A friendly warning: this story is absurd, Kuso, morally questionable, and extremely BL... Newcomers and kind-hearted readers, enter at your own risk! Photography, filming, and recording are prohibited during the performance. We ask all audience members to cooperate. Theme: