
The Laid-Back Cult Leader Doesn't Want to Be a Player
咸鱼教主不想当海王
by Floating Embers Light the Lamp (浮烬燃灯)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 254k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Ancient Era
- Updated
- 8mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[Complete manuscript finished and ready to read]
P.S. 1. Revising and updating! The entire novel has been polished. At least 3,000 words daily, and I will never abandon it!
2. Returning longtime readers, leave a "check-in" message! New readers, please add it to your favorites and leave a few words~
3. There are little red envelopes at the end of chapters. Thank you to every darling angel who's been here with me!
[Coming next: "After I Fled, My Deranged Ex-Husband Dragged Me Back Into Infinite Instances" (manuscript complete and being saved up), "The Entire Immortal Realm Is Urging Me to Get Married"]
Upcoming: "The Movie Emperor Rescues a Beauty Every Day" / "The Entire Immortal Realm Is My Rabid Fan Club"
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One day, Yu Jin, the Demonic Cult's leader, wakes up to discover that he's actually a disposable background character in a ridiculously melodramatic romance novel. His sole purpose is to have his devious, malicious, and miserable existence serve as a contrast to the generosity, kindness, and happiness of the protagonists?
And the transmigrator who has taken over his body has been leaving a trail of admirers everywhere, with "soulmates" all over the jianghu!
Yu Jin: ...You've got to be kidding me.
"Soulmate" 1, Some Swordsman: Don't run!
"Soulmate" 2, Some Prince: Stick with me and you'll eat well.
"Soulmate" 3, Some Alliance Leader: Brother Yu, care to stay up by candlelight and talk tonight?
Yu Jin: Keep my secret identity under wraps and deny everything. I'm lazing around, do not disturb.
The Emperor: Just how many "soulmates" do you have?
Yu Jin: I... No, no, stop! Just listen to my explanation first!
A lazy, easygoing bottom who just wants to laze around X a playful, pretend-to-be-dumb drama queen top
Thanks to the big shot Ling Er for kindly providing the cover!
Reading guide:
1. This was a writing exercise, and I've revised it.
2. Love you all~
[Coming next] "After I Fled, My Deranged Ex-Husband Dragged Me Back Into Infinite Instances"
After 180 days on the run, Lin Yan has been hiding among ordinary people, scraping by. Just after finishing his third dating guide, he is betrayed by his "gentle boyfriend" and an outside accomplice. A fake Soul-Calming Jade carved with sinister patterns tears open the dimensional barrier and kicks him back into the Shadow Tower, where he was imprisoned for a hundred years.
As darkness closes in, he meets Xie Wujin's blood-red gaze. His deranged ex-husband and master of the Shadow Tower holds the bookmark Lin Yan left behind, his voice tender yet vicious: "Yanyan, had enough fun? Time to come home." Chains wrap around Lin Yan's wrists, making him an "exclusively bound player" and dragging him into the infinite instance world of "The Ferry to the Afterlife."
In a Chinese-style Gu village, the Mother Gu clings to him until he's at death's door. Xie Wujin digs the Gu out with his bare hands, his black robe stained with blood as he smiles obsessively: "If you die, it'll only be by my hand." In a Western-style asylum, a vicious shadow creates illusions to drive them apart. Xie Wujin takes a lethal dose of corruption to protect him, shattering half the Soul-Calming Jade.
From mutual suspicion to standing together through life and death, Lin Yan uncovers the truth: he is the obsession that General Xie Wujin has carried for a thousand years, the sole lifeline of the Shadow Tower's barrier, and the ultimate vicious shadow is the darkness his ex-husband split off from himself.
"To save the world, one of us has to be sacrificed." The ancient book lies open, its scarlet letters glaring. Xie Wujin instead locks an arm around his waist and presses the whole Soul-Calming Jade into his chest. "Then let's destroy this wretched world. You're all I want."
At the moment the Soul-Calming Jade grows hot, Lin Yan sees a soul inside Xie Wujin that looks exactly like him open its eyes and silently say, "General, it's time to keep your promise."
He was never a fugitive. He's the sole target of this hunt that spans life and death. But why does the look in that soul's eyes hurt him until he can hardly breathe? Is this the continuation of an obsession spanning a thousand years, or a carefully planned deception?
#DerangedExHusband #NPCFugitiveChronicles #PowerCoupleWhoDoteOnEachOther
[Coming next] "The Entire Immortal Realm Is Urging Me to Get Married"
As the treasure that protects the entire immortal realm, Lu Xianchen's marriage is what everyone in the immortal realm cares about most, and what they love discussing the most.
Sect elders: Xianchen, how about finding yourself a partner?
Everyone, whether they're involved or not: Fellow Daoist Lu, I know a girl who's perfect for you. Want to meet her? If girls aren't your thing, I've got sweet or spicy boys, too!
Lu Xianchen: A sword is all I need.
So the next day, the entire continent knows: Lu Xianchen is dating his sword!
He admitted it himself, and the sect bigwigs can confirm it.
[Upcoming] "The Movie Emperor Rescues a Beauty Every Day"
Gu Mingyuan is a top celebrity in the industry. At some point, he realizes that he's somehow rescuing a beauty every single day o(╯□╰)o
The first time, Gu Mingyuan turns a corner and sees a rosy-lipped young man being shoved into a van by two men in black. His sense of justice kicks in, and he saves him.
The second time, with fans and reporters watching, Gu Mingyuan catches the delicate young man in his arms.
Fans: That guy who saved him is so cool!
Reporter: Who's that? Get a shot, this is huge news!
Easy Yi, held in his arms and dodging the cameras, keeps a blank expression: It was just an iron rod. I could've handled it myself!
The third time, the fourth time, countless times...
Finally, Gu Mingyuan looks at the young man beside him and asks, "Why are you always getting hurt whenever I see you?"
Easy Yi looks puzzled. "Shouldn't other people be the ones getting hurt because of me?"
A loveless, sweet and soft bottom with delusional confidence in his own fighting skills X a big shot in film, TV, and music whose inner monologue is imaginative enough to make him a king of wild ideas
[Upcoming] "The Entire Immortal Realm Is My Rabid Fan Club"
Lu Chengqing ascends to the immortal realm and discovers that everyone's mistaken him for a big shot.
Everything he does wins him fans, and people shower him with praise every day.
And the genuine big shot Feng Xiang is his number-one rabid fan.
Lu Chengqing comes clean: "You heard me right. This is my actual cultivation level."
The immortals: The big shot is so handsome and considerate, hiding his true strength for our sake.
Feng Xiang: You're right about everything!
Lu Chengqing refines pills, medicines, and immortal artifacts, and occasionally works as a waiter.
The immortals: The big shot really is amazing. He can even do everything a waiter does!
Lu Chengqing: So does waiting tables require skill points?
Feng Xiang: You rest. I'll do it!
Lu Chengqing, utterly exhausted: "If I'd known all the immortals were idiots, I wouldn't have ascended."
Feng Xiang: "Relax. Come home with me and we'll talk."
A story about a fake newbie who doesn't know he's a big shot, being kept by a genuine big shot who's happy to be his rabid fan.
[Completed novels]
"Conquering the Entertainment Industry Through Food": A top celebrity is framed and killed, then reborn in the body of a 300-jin fat man. He goes on a drastic weight-loss journey and returns to the entertainment industry with stunning looks and real talent, determined to find his killer! A beautiful celebrity bottom focused solely on work and revenge X a wealthy older man top who doesn't want to work once he's in a relationship.
"How to Become the Villain's Man in the Apocalypse": Bottom's perspective. How can a protagonist who dies right from the start survive? A lazy, terminally ill collector bottom with a built-in golden finger X a taciturn, reclusive, mentally ill, obsessive-compulsive, germophobic top.
"Black Butler Fanfic: I Want to Be a Good Little Brother": No romance, no CP, just for the anime I love.
(I still want to write more, sigh.)
Theme: When a sweet, silly guy falls from the sky, why not pick him up?
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I'm rewriting an old article, come on ❤️
Goose
To be honest... I think Pei Zhan and Shen Wenyu are a couple... Pei Zhan is the attacker. It can be seen from "Pei Zhan has soft eyes, looks at people, and explains in a low voice." And Shen Wenyu also trusts Pei Zhan very much.
This thief recognized the wrong leader...
I, I, I can do it!!!
Is it okay to not use this prop? It's really not very easy to use... But it will make people look embarrassed.
She has a delicate face, like a charming girl. Goose goose goose goose
Such a good article, why no one comments?
Great! Come on, come on~ QAQ
Hahaha, Yuanyang Hot Spring