How to Become a Villain's Man in the Apocalypse

Ongoing: The Cuttlefish Cult Leader Doesn't Want to Be a Player [The entire story is written and ready, so read with confidence]

[Next up: After My Escape, My Unhinged Ex-Husband Dragged Me Back into the Infinite Instance Dungeons / The Entire Immortal Realm Is Pressuring Me to Marry]

Upcoming: The Movie Emperor Is Always Saving the Beauty / The Entire Immortal Realm Are My Brain-Dead Fans

Blurb at the end.

Note: Going premium on September 20. Chapters will be locked retroactively starting from Chapter 20. Thank you to all my dear readers for sticking with me. Love you all! (づ￣3￣)づ╭~

Apocalypse, cultivation, and leveling up

A slow burn

A lazy, terminally ill hoarder with a golden finger bottom X a secretly flirtatious, reclusive, neurotic, obsessive-compulsive germaphobe top

Yan Qing died before the apocalypse, then came back to life and, with incredible luck, picked up a piece of jade with its own farming space and an artifact spirit that did nothing but nag people to cultivate.

Even luckier, he accidentally picked up a man. The three of them formed an apocalyptic family of three and set off toward a "wonderful" life in the apocalypse, but...

Their chaotic life was only just beginning...

Yan Qing: The apocalypse is annoying enough already, and now I have to be nagged into cultivating. It's driving me crazy. Can't you just let me lie flat in some corner?

Someone: Of course not. The ground is so dirty. If you're going to lie down, then... wait a moment. (He hurriedly takes out a blanket, lays it down, and lies down himself.) There, the ground is so dirty. Come on!

Yan Qing: ...Never mind. I'll just sit.

Someone, shyly o(*////▽////*)q: So that's what you want? That's pretty intense, but as long as you like it.

Yan Qing: I think I'll go kill some zombies and give my eyes a wash.

Someone: ???

Reader's guide:

1. If you want to skip straight to the development of the top and bottom's relationship, go to Volume Two, "Top Appears" [Important, important, important]!

2. Apocalypse, cultivation, supernatural abilities, and a feel-good monster-fighting, leveling-up story.

3. This story is purely for entertainment.

4. This is a slow burn. The author is laid-back, though I'm working on changing that. I'm sure it'll get better!

[Upcoming novel, complete manuscript in progress] After My Escape, My Unhinged Ex-Husband Dragged Me Back into the Infinite Instance Dungeons

After fleeing for 180 days, Lin Yan has been scraping by in the human world. He has just finished his third dating guide when his "gentle boyfriend" betrays him with an outsider. A fake Soul-Calming Jade etched with sinister patterns tears open the dimensional barrier and kicks him back into the Yin Tower, where he was imprisoned for a hundred years.

As shadows close in, he collides with Xie Wujin's blood-red gaze. His unhinged ex-husband, the master of the Yin Tower, holds the bookmark Lin Yan left behind. His voice is tender yet vicious: "Yanyan, had enough fun? Time to come home." Chains wind around Lin Yan's wrist, making him Xie Wujin's "exclusive bound partner," and he is forcibly dragged into the infinite instance dungeon, The Ferry to the Afterlife.

In a Chinese-style Gu village, the Gu Mother clings to him until he's on the verge of death. Xie Wujin digs out the Gu with his bare hands. His black robe is stained with blood, but he smiles obsessively: "You can only die by my hand." In a Western-style asylum, a vicious shadow creates illusions to drive them apart. Xie Wujin takes a lethal dose of corruption to protect Lin Yan, shattering half the Soul-Calming Jade.

As they go from testing each other to relying on each other with their lives, Lin Yan uncovers the truth: he is the thousand-year obsession of General Xie Wujin, the sole lifeline of the Yin Tower's barrier, and the ultimate vicious shadow is none other than the darkness his ex-husband cut away from himself.

"To save the world, one of us has to be sacrificed." The ancient book lies open, its crimson writing painfully bright. But Xie Wujin grips Lin Yan by the waist and presses the complete Soul-Calming Jade to his chest. "Then let's destroy this wretched world. I only want you."

The moment the Soul-Calming Jade grows hot, Lin Yan sees a soul inside Xie Wujin, identical to himself, open its eyes and silently say: "General, it's time to fulfill your promise."

He was never a fugitive. He is the sole target of this hunt across life and death. But why does the soul's gaze hurt him so much he can barely breathe? Is this the continuation of a thousand-year obsession, or a carefully planned deception?

#Unhinged Ex-Husband Romance #NPC Escape Record #Power Couple Spoiling Each Other

[Ongoing] The Cuttlefish Cult Leader Doesn't Want to Be a Player

One day, Yu Jin, the leader of the Demon Cult, wakes up to discover that he's a background cannon-fodder character in a saccharine romance novel. His only purpose is to be sinister, wicked, and miserable, so the hero and heroine can appear generous, kind, and happy?

And the transmigrator occupying his body has been flirting with everyone, with "close friends" all over the martial world!

Yu Jin: ...You've got to be kidding me.

"Close Friend" 1, a certain swordsman: Don't run!

"Close Friend" 2, a certain prince: Stick with me and you'll get to eat your fill.

"Close Friend" 3, a certain alliance leader: Brother Yu, want to spend the night chatting by candlelight?

Yu Jin: I'll cover up my secret identity and deny everything. I'm lying low, don't bother me.

The emperor: Just how many "close friends" do you have?

Yu Jin: I... No, no, stop! Hear me out first!

A lazy bottom who just wants to lie low X a playful, cutesy actor who pretends to be stupid

Next up

The Entire Immortal Realm Is Pressuring Me to Marry

As the Immortal Realm's treasure for guarding its borders, Lu Xianchen's lifelong partner is what everyone in the realm cares about most, and loves to gossip about.

Elder of the sect: Xianchen, how about finding yourself a partner?

Everyone, whether relevant or not: Fellow Daoist Lu, I've got a girl who's just perfect for you. Want to meet her? If girls aren't your type, there are also sweet and savory boys!

Lu Xianchen: A sword is all I need.

So the next day, the entire continent knows: Lu Xianchen is dating his sword!

He admitted it himself, and the sect leaders can vouch for it.

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The Movie Emperor Is Always Saving the Beauty

Gu Mingyuan is a top-tier star in show business. One day, he realizes that somehow he's been saving beauties every single day o(╯□╰)o

The first time, Gu Mingyuan turns a corner and sees a fair-skinned young man being shoved into a van by two men in black. His sense of justice kicks in, and he saves him.

The second time, in front of his fans and the reporters, Gu Mingyuan catches the delicate, weak young man in his arms.

Fans: That guy saving people is so handsome!

Reporter: Who's that? Get a picture, this is huge news!

Yi Yiyi, held in his arms, avoids the cameras with a blank expression: It was just an iron rod. I could've handled it myself!

The third time, the fourth time, countless times...

Finally, Gu Mingyuan asks the young man beside him: Why are you hurt every time I see you?

Yi Yiyi, puzzled: Isn't it other people who get hurt because of me?

A naive, cute bottom who lacks affection and is blindly confident in his own fighting skills X a big-shot actor, singer, and movie star with enough inner monologue to be called the king of wild ideas

The Entire Immortal Realm Are My Brain-Dead Fans

Lu Chengqing ascends to the Immortal Realm and discovers that everyone mistakes him for a big shot.

Everything he does gains him fans, and people shower him with praise every day.

The real big shot Fengxiang is even his number-one brain-dead fan.

Lu Chengqing comes clean: "You didn't get it wrong. This is really my cultivation level."

The immortals: "The big shot is so handsome and considerate. He's hiding his true strength for our sake."

Fengxiang: "You're absolutely right!"

Lu Chengqing refines pills, medicines, and immortal artifacts, and occasionally waits tables.

The immortals: "As expected of a big shot. He's even good at waiting tables!"

Lu Chengqing: "So does waiting tables require skill points?"

Fengxiang: "You rest. I'll do it!"

Lu Chengqing is exhausted: "If I'd known everyone in the Immortal Realm was brain-dead, I wouldn't have ascended."

Fengxiang: "Relax. Come home with me, and we'll talk."

A story about a fake nobody who doesn't know he's a big shot, being kept by a real big shot who's happy to be his brain-dead fan.

[Completed novels]

Winning the Entertainment Industry with Food: A top-tier star is framed and killed, then reborn in the body of a 300-pound man. He goes on a crash diet and returns to the entertainment industry with stunning looks and real talent, determined to find his killer! A beautiful celebrity bottom who only cares about work and revenge X a rich older man who doesn't want to work once he's in love.

How to Become the Villain's Man in the Apocalypse: Main character is the bottom. How can a protagonist who dies from the start survive? A lazy, terminally ill hoarder with a golden finger bottom X a secretly flirtatious, reclusive, neurotic, obsessive-compulsive germaphobe top.

Black Butler Fanfic: I Want to Be a Good Younger Brother: A clean, no-romance story, written only for the anime I love.

(I actually still want to write more, sigh.)

Theme: A hoarder meets a germaphobe