[Male Ancient] Romance Is Impossible

Beelzebub fanfiction, pairing: Oga x Furuichi

Blurb:

Once upon a time, there was a kind and adorable young man... Enough already, I'm sick of that gag! Furuichi flips the table.

Hi, I'm Takayuki Furuichi. As everyone knows, I have a violent best friend who, despite being human, became the human foster father of the Demon King's son, and dragged me into a whole mess of trouble. The most envy-inducing thing is that he's incredibly popular with women!!! Damn it, why don't any cute girls like me? I've told you, I'm the brains, the brains! I'm not some perverted lolicon who gets humiliated! The one thing that comforts me is that this guy has absolutely no clue when it comes to romance, hahaha. (Suddenly, I don't know which of us is more pitiful. Covers face.)

Anyway, this Valentine's Day, the Queen makes another move on Oga. What will happen in the end? Wait, why did I get dragged into this too???

Theme: A sweet childhood-friends romance