After the Cthulhu Campaign Piles Up

Investigator: Got it. I'll bring a Kamen Rider transformation belt. KP: Then you're fired on the spot. Investigator: You're my rival, Ultraman, aren't you? KP: If you want me to be. Investigator: This time, I want to play an illiterate mercenary. KP: Do whatever you like. You'll still have to make a sanity check when the time comes. Investigator: Can I play a little seal that just goes "aba aba"? KP: You'll need a party member who can tame animals so you can communicate. Investigator: No need. Just toss it some dried fish. Investigator: I want to play a cold, aloof mercenary. If you want to talk to me, pay first. KP: I'd suggest not playing someone who's difficult to role-play, like a socially anxious, aloof character. Otherwise, you might have a miserable time. Investigator A: Can we bribe the KP? Investigator B: If we can, I'll use my money power. Investigator C: KP, take a look at my big pecs, pecs, pecs. Investigator D: "Three o'clock, let's go have tea first!" --Conclusion: This campaign already feels like it's falling apart, and we haven't even started playing. P.S. These aren't actual play records like the examples above. They're bits and pieces that piled up after the campaign ended. It might look like gibberish. Theme: Sharing joy through games