After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Ruined the Deathmatch Harem

[Coming soon: The Male Lead's Own Love Triangle [Book Transmigration], blurb at the bottom] This is a silly comedy, not an angsty melodrama. One day, Chi Xinghe came across a post: What might happen if Qin Feng, Lin Saisis, Vulcan, and Yi Zi'ang all appeared in the same novel? Those four names represented four famous works of scumbag fiction. He had read every single one. Qin Feng was the male lead and top in a modern revenge novel. The bottom in the story was treated as a substitute, then forced into a relationship and had his legs broken. Three days later, the building he lived in caught fire, and he burned to death at home because he couldn't move easily. Yi Zi'ang was the male lead of a domineering CEO romance. After the heroine became pregnant, she was forced to have a kidney removed. The emotional shock caused her to miscarry. After three hours of emergency treatment, she died on the operating table. Vulcan was an alpha protagonist in an ABO novel. His twin brother assumed a false identity, deceived him, and marked his newlywed omega. The enraged alpha sent his wife to the Black Prison. Three years later, all that remained were two skeletons, one large and one small. Lin Saisis was a darkened protagonist in a Western fantasy novel. He killed the family of the story's chosen one, then hung him from the living room ceiling to grow flowers. The man suffered worse than death, and after enduring thirty years, he was squeezed dry and reduced to medicinal dregs. That very night, Chi Xinghe transmigrated into a book. He transmigrated into... the combined world represented by that post, becoming the story's one and only protagonist... a bottom. At the time, Qin Feng had just received a breakup text and learned that his substitute's identity had been exposed; the doctor sent by Yi Zi'ang to remove his kidney was downstairs at his home; Vulcan had opened an anonymous photo and seen the mark on the back of his omega's neck... Chi Xinghe: Thanks for asking. I'm in the living room, having just transmigrated. There's a guy called Lin Saisis standing next to me. He seems to really like growing flowers. Please note: 1. ABO setting, but the protagonist won't have children. 2. An anything-goes silly comedy, with a life-or-death love triangle. 3. The top isn't split-personality, one-on-one, happy ending. Coming soon: The Male Lead's Own Love Triangle [Book Transmigration] An Ping transmigrated into an old-fashioned, angst-filled enemies-to-lovers novel, becoming the second male lead who devotedly stayed by the heroine's side without complaint. To get home, An Ping had to follow the character's setup, disguise himself as a woman, infiltrate the enemy camp, and find the heroine, who had been abducted and confined by the demonic cultivator male lead. He had to keep the two from falling in love, then guide the heroine to exterminate the demons herself. An Ping: "..." Clutching his secret identity tight, he worked diligently, constantly wavering between laying low and stirring up trouble. In the end, both the hero and heroine turned dark, and as they fought each other, the male lead finally died at the heroine's hands. With the mission complete, An Ping prepared to make his exit, only to discover that the supposed male lead and female♂ lead... were actually the same person? ...No, the same "monster." --The "girl" smiled and approached from behind, tightening her arms around him like a coil. A strange, slippery voice came from beneath his feet. The other whispered silently in his ear: "The nuisances are gone. Big Brother, I've loved you for a long time, too. Will you be with me?" An Ping, who had seen through everything: "…" * You taught me what love was. You made me decide to keep you in a golden house, lock you in a golden cage, possess you, protect you, and keep you all to myself. Yet in the end, I retracted my fangs and claws, and caught a plum blossom petal as it fell. A seemingly normal, unhinged top x a seemingly unhinged, normal bottom Works by friends: Dan Ge: Picking Up a Tyrant and Being Forced to Work [Entertainment Industry] by Qian Cheng Ye: A beautiful but lazy, easygoing screenwriter bottom, outwardly laid-back but gentle at heart, x an arrogant, spoiled, highly theatrical movie star top Xian Yan: My Team Specializes in Putting People in Their Place by Zi Shan Zhi: A silly, sweet mystery about investigating traffic accidents and falling in love Theme: Respect equal dignity, take responsibility willingly, and treat each other with kindness.