Jikun Guo spent hundreds of years alone in hell. After her husband reincarnated for the third time, she finally couldn't take it anymore and snuck into the mortal world to find her hopelessly devoted, foolish husband.
Watching a beautiful woman crawl out of his TV, wrap her arms around him, and sob as she called him "husband" was the first time Dazai Osamu had ever been startled.
Jikun Guo: *sobs* Husband, when are you going to die? Hurry up and come keep me company in hell.
Dazai: ...Who are you?
After Dazai Osamu was haunted by a female ghost named Jikun Guo, she made herself at home in his phone and started encouraging him to kill himself every day.
The reason was that in his life three lives ago, Dazai had lived for so long that he was very old when he died. He thought he was too old for his young and beautiful wife, so on the hundredth anniversary of their reunion, he suddenly took his own life and went off to be reincarnated.
Dazai: ...Why did you wait a hundred years before reincarnating?
Jikun Guo: Because that day we went shopping for new clothes together, and the shop assistant suddenly said, "Sir, your granddaughter is so devoted! You hardly ever see granddaughters take their grandfathers shopping for clothes these days." After hearing that, you ran straight to the Hall of King Yama and filed a reincarnation application...
Dazai: ...
Jikun Guo: Husband Yoriichi, the kid next door is already old enough to run errands. You're still young, so hurry up and die and come back to hell. If we work hard... maybe we'll have a baby?
Dazai expressionlessly pushed Jikun Guo back into his phone screen and pressed the power button.
Dazai: ...I suddenly have a reason to keep living.
Theme: Romance-focused.
