Stop Staring at Pretty Uchiha [Anime Crossover]

A certain sword-obsessed troublemaker starts a betting pool: Where has our Aruji run up a romantic debt today?

He An: I didn't, I haven't, I just want to be a parasite on society.

An unnamed tenth-generation boss of a certain black syndicate: I died of old age, then found out my childhood goddess had become a male god and was flirting with everyone. What do I do? Asking online, urgent.

He An: I think a "Danger" sign would suit your head better.

A spider boss who failed biology and has twelve legs: Hmm... Is this what they call seducing someone and then abandoning them?

He An: I didn't, I wouldn't dare, you're making things up.

An unknown shorty dressed in black: You got what you wanted and ran. That's no way for a man to act.

He An: I didn't, I haven't, I... I'm leaving. Goodbye.

A Uchiha brother-con with a mosaic over his face: Yes, my little brother is the cutest. Of course people are bound to like him.

He An: Blushing.

A Uchiha brother-con with a mosaic over his face: So let's burn them all to ashes!

He An: Can someone drag this broken Uchiha away!

[One-on-one romance]

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"I Keep Losing My Secret Identity (Multiverse)"

Ming Qing got his current job at the Space-Time Inspection Bureau neither because the higher-ups spotted his exceptional talent at a glance, nor because he was powerful enough to beat out the other candidates.

It was simply because he was a talent the Bureau had trained since childhood, and because he got drunk on the day he signed his contract and somehow ended up signing up for a high-risk, high-paying position.

As it happened, when he reported for work the next day, his superior praised him for his dedication.

As far as Ming Qing was concerned, it wasn't the easy job he'd hoped for, where he could slack off, but it was acceptable. The Space-Time Inspection Bureau was a legitimate, good organization, with full benefits, room and board, and everything from weddings to retirement taken care of. Even though he had accidentally signed up for a high-risk position, his safety was relatively well assured.

So after his body was modified and he successfully got a pair of wings, Ming Qing confidently headed off to roam (not) through various worlds and complete his missions.

But he never imagined that eventually, everyone has to pay for what they've done.

Why have all those big shots he flirted with come looking for him?! What happened to the dimensional barriers? Space-Time Inspection Bureau, give me an explanation!

That Siberian cat with golden eyes and cross-shaped pupils, stop knocking over my instant coffee! I paid for that, too! Don't think I'll forgive you just because you're cute!

Cat: Meow~

Fine, forgiven.

That long-haired lop rabbit who insists on wearing clothes, stop lying on my clean pile of laundry! You can't fit into those! Now everything's dirty!

Rabbit: ...[Learns to wash its face]

Fine, forgiven.

What can Ming Qing do? He can only reluctantly forgive them because they're cute.

[Written during summer vacation by an elementary school student with a fragile heart. If it bothers you, please drop it immediately.]

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