[Highlighted warning: The characters belong to the original work; any OOC is my doing. The author is sensitive, and the child I've created is a Mary Sue plus a Tom Sue.]
[Severe OOC, severe OOC, severe OOC. I've said it three times because it's important. If you can't accept that, please be kind and click the red X QAQ.]
[The protagonist is not a virgin. Enter with caution, the protagonist is not a virgin. Enter with caution, the protagonist is not a virgin. Enter with caution, the protagonist is not a virgin. Enter with caution.]
Baishi thinks that as a salty fish with an objectively high salt content, there's no need to flap around. After all, living fish worry, dead fish rest easy. As long as I lie flat, life can't knock me down!
It's just that the side stuck to the pan hurts a little.
Of course, Baishi, who hopes every day for a simple, ordinary life, will occasionally make wishes to her parents in heaven.
Her greatest wish is to see her little brother grow up healthy.
A slightly selfish wish: to be able to buy a car.
A little more selfish: to get a higher pension and retire at a younger age.
A little more selfish still: to slow down her rate of hair loss.
Even more selfish: for her nephew to stop sneaking into her room at night and hiding tonfa under the covers.
Still more selfish: to find a time machine and go back to before she signed up for this unlucky Honmaru.
And even more selfish: for that 1.9-meter-tall white-haired high schooler to keep his distance.
And just a little more selfish: to marry that 1.6-meter-tall, hat-obsessed shorty.
A certain hat enthusiast who doesn't wish to be named: For the wedding, do you prefer a shrine or a church?
A certain 1.8-meter-tall teacher from Jujutsu High who doesn't wish to be named: Huh? Did someone say something? Honey~ I booked a wedding planner. Let's go together~~ (sends a finger heart)
A certain beloved who doesn't wish to be named replies: It's fine. No matter what happens, Aruji won't abandon him.
A certain thousand-year-old grandpa sword who doesn't wish to be named: Hahaha, I'm old. It's understandable if Aruji doesn't want to take Grandpa out, but... no matter what, Aruji will always come back to Grandpa's side.
Baishi: How do I cheat on them without getting caught? Online answers, urgent.
But the scary thing about life is that even if you lie flat, it can still take advantage of the situation and do all sorts of things to you. So apart from the first one, all the wishes above are just dreams.
A certain prosperous-looking man with large earrings who doesn't wish to be named smiles: "It's fine, Teacher. Just leave it to me and relax."
A warm, angst-free story of everyday life. The author has a good track record of finishing stories, and bonus chapters may randomly drop if you leave lots of comments~ [Entering VIP on 2/8, with 10,000 words released then] [Entering VIP on 2/8, with 10,000 words released then] [Entering VIP on 2/8, with 10,000 words released then] [Entering VIP on 2/8, with 10,000 words released then] [Entering VIP on 2/8, with 10,000 words released then] [Entering VIP on 2/8, with 10,000 words released then]
Theme: Cherish the people around you and live in the present
A Proper Funeral Pyre, Not a Cure for Lovesickness
I'm Just an Ordinary Apothecary
The Current Affairs Staffer Refuses to Join the Rat Race
Those Days I Was Forced to Be the Moonlight of His Life
How to Stay Single in the Honmaru
Less Uchiha, More Sleep
I Became Everyone's Moonlight
If Not for Love Rivals Everywhere
We Are True Love
It's Gone, It's Gone
I'm a Legitimate Boss (Quick Transmigration)
Have You Taken Your Medicine Today, Boss?
Um, I can't understand what's behind, I'm a little dizzy
QAQ This is the end(?) Shiraishi from a different world line messed up the plot later www
I can't understand the last few chapters
Why does my wife think that what she writes is sweet? Each one is more powerful than the other.
There is obviously no explicit description, but I keep thinking about Shura Field ntr
Has anyone taken a screenshot of the car?
There is no more Cheche Theater, Ye Qingjie!
The moment Satoru appeared, not only Shiraishi, but I also trembled. The feeling was so terrible.
Woohoo, you can no longer join the wife group.
Unexpectedly, I didn't expect that Shiraishi and Chuuya would go to bed with each other, and he would actually use a knife! Such a cruel heart (make a fist jpg)