I'm Really Not the Boss

Hello, my name is Mori Ogai. I'm an ordinary author who works part-time as a doctor. I don't have some badass identity, can't unlock doors with my mind, don't get beaten up by Newton, don't have a death-god constitution, and can't silence people with a single remark. My dream is to travel around the world. I'm just an ordinary person. So... so... So, you guys over there, don't come any closer! I'm not becoming the mafia boss, got it?!!! Teacher, why are you getting involved too!!!!?? Are you idiots seriously expecting an author to be your boss???!!! Do you need another beating every day before you get it? Wait, Teacher, I didn't mean you. I'm not your boss, really!!! Port Mafia: We hear you, Boss. No problem, Boss. Alice: (rolls her eyes) Hah, so ordinary that he accidentally killed the previous boss. You idiot, Rintaro. Question: What do you do when your boss insists he isn't the boss and claims to be an ordinary part-time author? Answer: Act. Just fucking act. Things to know: 1. Ordinary daily life, including travel through different worlds. The main story is written in the third person. 2. This Mori Ogai isn't that Mori Ogai. Pure fantasy; keep the heckling away. 3. No pairing, no romance. Doctor Mori only loves himself (and Alice). 4. Everyone survives. Doctor Mori is strong, very strong. 6. Everyone dotes on him. How could anyone not love such a wonderful man? Everyone is a goofball. Theme: A professional powerhouse who insists he's just an ordinary person.