The Bossy CEO Is Toxic

[A silly story, a collection of every kind of melodrama and spectacular face-plant.] He is a singer whose fame has swept the globe, adored by countless fans. She is a carefree, ruthless CEO who can manipulate people's hearts with ease. Years ago, he gave her his whole heart, and she treated it like trash. Years later, she cornered him in the men's restroom and lifted his chin flirtatiously. "You see me and can't even say hello?" He frowned and pushed her out of the men's room, replying with cool dignity, "Sorry, we don't know each other." * Later, when the domineering CEO chased after him and tried to win him back, she realized just how serious things were and had to resort to every kind of terrible trick. She sent countless texts, apologies, and confessions in every possible style. Before blocking her, the great singer sent one last text: "Don't bother. I know I'm just somebody's substitute." She pretended to go bankrupt, hoping she could move into his home. The great singer refused to let her in. "Your mother gave me a hundred million yesterday and told me to leave you at once." She took a hit from a crazed fan meant for him and lay on the brink of death. At last, the great singer's eyes reddened. "You... don't die." The domineering CEO spat blood as she recited, "Once upon a time, there was a sincere love... blah blah blah... Will you forgive me?" The great singer was moved and finally decided to let the past go, but the crazed fan beside them, covered in blood, stammered, "She's spitting... syrup..." [Silly, womanizing CEO × world-weary, aloof superstar] [All kinds of silly attempts to win him back, ending in spectacular failure] [There was a misunderstanding back then. She wasn't actually a scumbag.] [Both are virgins] Theme: Life is full of silliness.