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Blurb: Xie Wanyou transmigrated into a book, becoming the future villain's wicked mother in a xianxia novel.
According to the plot, she was the sword sect's most hated junior sister. She coveted her master, harassed her senior brothers, and even tried to seduce a Buddhist holy man. In the end, she betrayed her sect for a scumbag, only to be deceived by him. Her cultivation plummeted, and after being framed by someone else, she ended up in bed with the Demon Lord and became pregnant with his child, the future villain.
She abused the villain as a child, beating and scolding him until he turned evil and killed her. She met a tragic end, and the cultivation world was struck by a great catastrophe.
The System bound to Xie Wanyou told her that the only way to return to her original world was to set the young villain's moral compass straight.
At first, Xie Wanyou refused. Raising a kid was out of the question! Children were the most irritating creatures in the world. She'd rather die!
But when she opened her eyes and saw a filthy, fluffy little creature crouched by her bed, timidly hiding its messy, dirty bushy tail and calling her "Mommy" in a soft, babyish voice, she... suddenly changed her mind!
Who could possibly say no to fluffiness?
But only after raising the kid did Xie Wanyou discover that her little darling was a bona fide money pit. With no other choice, she went to find the kid's father and ask him to share the cost of raising him.
In the Demon Palace, the Demon Lord, rumored to be cruel and vicious, turned around and revealed a familiar face.
Xie Wanyou was stunned. ...Isn't this the fox spirit I thoroughly swindled?
The man who was supposed to become her mortal enemy was actually her kid's real father?
"..." Xie Wanyou looked at the Demon Lord, who wanted nothing more than to get rid of her, and silently calculated the psychological damage he would suffer when he found out they had a child.
*
A major cultivation-world scandal: the Sword Sect disciple who was kicked out had returned!
Disciple A: Shocking! Why is Immortal Venerable Duxuan, who hates furry animals, always carrying one in his arms?
Disciple B: Breaking news! The Sword Sect's most hated junior sister is actually the Pill Sect's beloved little junior sister! The two sects are fighting over her. Is this a failure of humanity or a collapse of morality?
Disciple C: Scandalous! The Sword Sect's senior brother and a Buddhist holy man have both fallen for the junior sister, while the Demon Lord has secured his place through their child. The year's biggest love square is about to unfold!
After repeatedly getting caught in embarrassing situations, Xie Wanyou was held in the Demon Lord's arms as he asked dangerously, "So... you make pills at the Pill Sect in the morning, audit classes at the Sword Sect in the afternoon, and come to the Demon Realm to see me at night? Xie Wanyou, isn't my tail enough for you to touch? How many good big brothers do you have?"
Xie Wanyou kept smiling. That's me, your perfectly ordinary time manager, the cultivation world's number-one peacemaker, and record-holder for most spectacularly getting caught.
*Reading Guide*
1. Lots of original worldbuilding!
2. Pill grades: Earth tier (beginner, low, mid, and high grade), Mystic tier (first to ninth grade, corresponding to alchemist titles), Heaven tier, Divine tier.
3. Cultivation levels: Qi Refining (first to ninth level), Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Transformation, Great Ascension, and Tribulation Transcendence.
4. Check out my completed novel in my author's collection, Raising Merfolk in a Matriarchal Nation.
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Blurb: Bai Jintang was unexpectedly summoned to another world by a book.
Good news: She transmigrated as the mythical beast Bai Ze, with incredibly high luck and an almost unbreakable life.
Bad news: The book spirit, who called itself the Xuantian Scroll, couldn't send her home just yet. She had to gather the luck of the chosen ones to replenish its energy.
Bai Jintang had no choice but to set off in search of the big shots.
For some reason, however, the big shots she found kept running into misfortune. One had his eyes gouged out, another was burned and left crippled, and the worst off, a Corpse-Driving Sect master, had his morgue swept away by a mudslide.
Bai Jintang: Are all these big shots so fragile...? Wait! It looks like I'm about to curse them all to death!
After much soul-searching, Bai Jintang made a decisive choice: she needed to latch onto the toughest big shot she could find!
*
One day, Xiang Li Daojun, known in the martial world as the Ghost-Faced Immortal Lord, emerged from seclusion. They said he brought ruin upon his family and sect, and was truly the most ill-fated man alive.
While everyone else trembled with fear, Bai Jintang's eyes lit up. The most ill-fated man alive? Could he really be more cursed than me?
Nervously packing her things, Bai Jintang went to seek refuge with this legendary big shot.
Xiang Li Daojun really did have a tough life, but he was ill-tempered and stingy. After being rejected one too many times, Bai Jintang decided she would soon be out of a job, so she secretly began scouting other promising big shots.
But she was afraid of cursing them to death, so every time she gathered their luck, she ran away as fast as she could.
The demon princess was kind and beautiful, but a little too lovesick. Bai Jintang talked sense into her, and the princess became queen.
The Qingji Sect leader was an immortal-like figure, but one of his disciples was conspiring with demons. Bai Jintang reported it in time, saving the sect from being wiped out.
The Divine Doctor of Medicine Valley had miraculous healing hands, but had chosen the wrong friends. Bai Jintang stopped him in time and saved a precious prescription.
Only after realizing that Bai Jintang had struck down the princess's fiance, attacked the young disciple, and driven away her closest friend to protect them did the big shots regret everything.
Would it be too late to find Tangtang and apologize now?
*
Chu Xiangli took a mount out of boredom, never expecting it to be lazy and gluttonous, acting even more like a master than he did.
At first, Chu Xiangli thought he could just take her heart's blood to treat his injuries. But after raising her for a while, he gradually found himself unable to let her go.
Then one day, at a grand immortal-sect banquet hosted by a neighboring sect, he unexpectedly spotted his mount.
Watching Bai Jintang lounging beside a young Daojun, Chu Xiangli coldly crushed the wine cup in his hand.
The other big shots crushed their cups too. ...
They had searched everywhere for her, and she was out there eating at everyone else's table!
Surrounded without warning, Bai Jintang trembled. Maybe we can sit down and talk this out?
The big shots all reached out to grab her, practically grinding their back teeth to dust. "There's nothing to talk about!"
Reading Guide:
1. A lighthearted, fun read to lift your spirits. The logic is a mess, and some of the worldbuilding is pure nonsense.
2. Naturally black-hearted heroine x sharp-tongued, sly old dog of a hero, with some groveling and love-square drama.
Theme: Those who endure hardship yet remain true to themselves deserve to be loved.
When Xiaobai grows up, he can leave the protection of his parents and explore the world with his little schoolbag on his back. But in our hearts, Xiaobai will always be that soft and fluffy cub. May you have a bright future and see thousands of worlds.
I want to see Xie Yan grow smaller and be raised by her parents together
I still want my parents to hug me and give me a real thank you
The author must be an excellent shit collector. Cat masturbation and cat addiction are so familiar.
Great writing! This is my favorite article about raising puppies that I have ever read! Really well written! Moreover, the relationship between the male and female protagonists is also described very delicately! I really like it! Now the second brush begins! Come on ^0^~! ! ! ! !
I still want to see Xie Yan! ! !
Xie Yan will always be that little tiger with good intentions!
Xiaobai finally moved happily towards the future
Xiaobai and Guagua! And the black egg!
It's been a long time since I've read such a long novel. It has a heart-warming plot with the main characters walking for a distance. It's really a comfort to real life. It's so good-looking and the author is also very good.
When Xiaobai grows up, he can leave the protection of his parents and explore the world with his little schoolbag on his back. But in our hearts, Xiaobai will always be that soft and fluffy cub. May you have a bright future and see thousands of worlds.
I want to see Xie Yan grow smaller and be raised by her parents together
I still want my parents to hug me and give me a real thank you
The author must be an excellent shit collector. Cat masturbation and cat addiction are so familiar.
Great writing! This is my favorite article about raising puppies that I have ever read! Really well written! Moreover, the relationship between the male and female protagonists is also described very delicately! I really like it! Now the second brush begins! Come on ^0^~! ! ! ! !
I still want to see Xie Yan! ! !
Xie Yan will always be that little tiger with good intentions!
Xiaobai finally moved happily towards the future
Xiaobai and Guagua! And the black egg!
It's been a long time since I've read such a long novel. It has a heart-warming plot with the main characters walking for a distance. It's really a comfort to real life. It's so good-looking and the author is also very good.