The Whole World Is Shipping the Couples Between My Secret Identities

[Since the leave notice can only stay up for three months, the author is explaining things here in the blurb.

The author is retaking the college entrance exam... (drops into a tiger-like prostration)

I started this story sometime in June, when I was sure I wouldn't have to retake the exam. I never expected life to throw me a curveball.

After thinking about it for a long, long time, I finally decided to retake the exam.

To the lovely readers I've left hanging, please accept my bow. And thank you for checking in. I'm doing fine, and my studies are going well.]

[Next Story: The Fragmented Protagonist Wants to Meet Themself Again Today]

"You are not human."

"What makes you human?"

"Emotion."

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Kong, born from nothingness, receives a Secret Identity System to help them become a human being.

Their mission is to travel through manga worlds and get the main characters to acknowledge the bonds and feelings Kong has created.

And so...

A white-haired teacher who covers his eyes runs into a pair of companions, one with Wood Release and the other with the Sharingan. An eccentric information broker appears in Yokohama's underworld. Seven years after Kaitou Kid vanished, another phantom thief bursts onto the scene. A girl with rainbow-colored hair arrives at the Odd Jobs Gin-chan in Kabukicho...

Though they seem to have nothing to do with one another, all these people come from the same mysterious organization. All sides turn their watchful gaze toward it.

After Kong gets carried away with the theatrics, playing out I love myself, I kill myself, and I'm my own love rival...

White-haired teacher with an eye covering: If students marry students, the teacher only needs to give one wedding gift, right?

Bandage-Wasting Device: Are you short on money for the marriage registration? You can borrow some from Kunikida.

Everyone watching: My ship is real! I'm fed! When are you two getting married already?

System: ...Stop watching melodramas all the time.

Kong: But they're educational! They're educational!

Note: No CP, and no secret identities will be exposed. The protagonist is genderless, so their point of view is unspecified. The Secret Identities are all original characters, but there will be references, such as Senju Aoi and Uchiha Ichi.

Another note: There will be quite a lot of interactions between the Secret Identities, so read with care if that's not your thing.

Theme: Love has power