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Copywriting of this article:
Lou Luo, a human from Earth, once traveled to the interstellar world.
The star field here is vast and dangerous. Human beings have super powers and respect the strong.
But what she awakened was the most despised summoning system, and she was 'recommended' to enter the first military academy that everyone dreamed of.
As we all know, the summoning power itself has no combat ability. It can only rely on summoning deceased people to fight, and the strength of the summoned predecessors is generally not high.
What's more, Lou Luo is also known as a loser who can't summon anyone. She was ridiculed by everyone in the military academy.
During the freshman evaluation, Lou Luo was forced to follow others to the fighting stage. She used all her powers, but only summoned a "deformed person" with a bare chest and belly, wings on his back, a hammer drill in his hand, and a bird's face and a thunderous mouth.
The whole audience burst into laughter.
In the midst of laughter, the 'man' hammered down with thunder and lightning, instantly shattering the battle platform that even mechas could not break.
The whole hall was silent, leaving only Lou Luo laughing loudly: "I'm laughing so hard, it's the first time I see someone dare to laugh at the thunder god!"
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Representing the First Military Academy to participate in the joint military academy test, facing the challenge, Lou Luo chose to summon four "people" with antlers and cow ears, rabbit eyes and a camel face.
Seeing this, other military academies shook their heads and lamented that the First Military Academy had no successor.
Before he finished speaking, he saw the sky covered with clouds and the sun, strong winds blowing, and the four "deformed" people swallowed clouds and spit water, sweeping thousands of miles away.
Lou Luo praised loudly: "What a courage, even the Dragon King of the Four Seas is not afraid."
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He went to the empire for a friendly exchange. His royal family was friendly on the surface, but secretly laughed at the leader of the team for being a useless summoner.
Lou Luo smiled on the surface, but secretly invited the Marshal of Zhongtan and the major star kings to destroy each other's conspiracy in one fell swoop.
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The Zerg war started, and the detection went wrong. The overwhelming black holes and Zerg made the soldiers feel numb.
Lou Luo stood aside, activating his supernatural power and summoning the great man from the wild.
Pangu created the world, Nuwa used stones to mend the sky, Fuxi named all things, Emperor Jun established the nine provinces...
Suddenly, one person can turn things around.
The video was uploaded to the Star Network, and Lou Luo and the gods instantly became the spiritual pillars of interstellar humanity.
Lou Luo: "Who said the summoning system is not good?"
What stands behind her is the mythological system of China for five thousand years!
[Sorry, the editor knocked me out. The original channel cannot write about the Monkey King, so I changed the copy T^T]
[Food Guide]:
1. A brainless and refreshing upgrade flow. The gods summoned in the early stage may be limited and not so powerful, but in the later stage they are invincible.
2. The heroine will also use magic power later and will be given artifacts as gifts.
3. There will be impulsive and brainless villains [emphasis added].
4. There is a reason why the atmosphere in military schools is not good, which will be discussed later [emphasis added].
Please accept the advance collection of "The artist became famous by eating melon comics" ~
Copywriting:
Yu Jiaojiao was kidnapped by a female supporting system by accident and put into a book set in the entertainment industry, and became a perfect supporting female character who complemented the heroine in every possible way.
The system mistakenly believed that she loved eating melons, and released melon-eating cartoons to tempt her to do tasks to change her character and counterattack the heroine. It turned out that she herself was holding the master character.
The system sighed and finished.
Unexpectedly, there was a bug in the system when entering the novel world, and a live broadcast room appeared on the Internet. The live broadcast was the heartfelt exchanges between the system and Yu Jiaojiao, including the melon-eating comics it released, which immediately attracted many real melon-eating people.
However, the melon-eating comics released by the system stop abruptly every time when they reach a critical point. Yu Jiaojiao needs to complete tasks and obtain task points to unlock them.
Yu Jiaojiao, who is good at Yu Jiaojiao, does not cooperate. On the contrary, a group of melon-eaters attracted by the comics are scratching their heads and trying their best to help Yu Jiaojiao complete the task, just to get the freshest bite of melon.
Finally, Yu Jiaojiao completed all the tasks while lying down.
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I just traveled through time in a book.
System (released the melon-eating comic that ended at the critical point): The XX movie king made an appointment with the actress in the hotel late at night to review the script. The wealthy daughter's wife got the news and went to catch her. When she opened the door, she found that the heroine turned out to be... Do you want to eat the next melon? As long as you complete the mission and get mission points, you can unlock it~
Yu Jiaojiao: You said princess please do the task~
System:?
Yu Jiaojiao: You said princess please do the task~
System:…
People who eat melon (indifferent): Hype! The paparazzi are definitely cooperating with this to create hype! XX actor clearly loves his wife as much as she lives!
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After a while, the fans were surprised to find that the XX actor had actually cheated on him! They gathered in the live broadcast room again, and the plot has developed to another stage.
System (released half of the comic): XX Xiaohua turned out to be the fake daughter of a wealthy family, but the real daughter was stepped on by her... As long as you complete this task, I will watch three episodes in a row for you! !
Yu Jiaojiao: Why is your voice so loud? People's ears are hurt by your noise!
People who eat melons (anxious and have no bottom line): That's it! Say sorry to the princess quickly and ask the princess to do the task!
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Later, everyone found that it was more difficult for Yu Jiaojiao to cooperate with her in completing the task than for them to complete the task for her, so they just rolled up their sleeves and got on.
There has been a strange thing in the entertainment industry since then. Although Yu Jiaojiao is famous for her work, her one-shot fans will never leave her and are heartbroken for her.
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And later.
Everyone discovered that this little genius was the cutest breath of fresh air...
Column conclusion
"What if the Versailles heroine was super rich [book]": Can Versailles be called Versailles if it is the richest man in the city?
"If Green Tea's female counterpart is aimed at the male protagonist [Chuan Shu]": If Green Tea is aimed at the female protagonist...
"The Self-cultivation of White Lotus's Female Supporting Role [Puishu]": The full-level White Lotus is coming back~
"NPC bosses will never admit defeat [Puishu]": Be the boss at the beginning and be an expert at appreciating tea. If you don't accept it, come and argue~
"The Master of Immortal Cultivation will teach you how to be a human being [Quickly Travel]": The Master of Demon Cultivation will never do anything if he can do it~
"Ability is the blessing of ancestors": Only I can save the world~
"After passing through the book and stealing the male protagonist's overlord script": Follow the male protagonist's path and let the male protagonist get the sadistic script~
"The Cute Peach Demon Can't Be That Strong [Hologram]": A hodgepodge of holographic online games~
Purpose: Chinese people should constantly strive for self-improvement