I Summon Mythical Big Shots in the Interstellar Age

The cover is from a kind artist on Bishui! Check out the many completed stories in my collection! Please follow my upcoming story, "The Drama Queen Goes Viral with Gossip Comics"! Story blurb: Lou Luo, an Earthling, transmigrates to a world of interstellar civilization overnight. This universe is vast and dangerous. Humans wield all kinds of superpowers, and the strong rule all. Yet she awakens the most despised summoning ability and is even "recommended" for admission to the First Military Academy, the school everyone dreams of attending. Everyone knows that summoning abilities have no combat power of their own. They can only summon people from the past to fight, and those summoned are generally not very strong. To make matters worse, Lou Luo is a notorious good-for-nothing who "can't summon anyone." She's mocked by everyone at the academy. During the freshman assessment, Lou Luo is forced to fight on the combat platform. She uses up all her power, but only manages to summon a "deformed person" with a bare chest and exposed belly, wings on his back, a hammer drill in his hand, and a birdlike face with a thunder-god's beak. The whole crowd bursts into laughter. Amid the jeering, the "person" brings down his hammer. Lightning erupts, instantly smashing the combat platform that even mechs can't break through. The hall falls silent. Lou Luo bursts out laughing. "This is hilarious! I've never seen anyone dare mock the Thunder God, master of thunder!" - Representing the First Military Academy in a joint military academy trial, Lou Luo faces a challenge and chooses to summon four "people" with deer antlers, ox ears, rabbit eyes, and camel faces. Seeing this, the other academies shake their heads, lamenting that the First Military Academy has no one to carry on its legacy. Before they can finish speaking, the sky darkens, the wind howls, and the four "deformed" people summon clouds and spit water, unleashing a flood that sweeps across a thousand miles. Lou Luo praises them loudly: "Now that's courage! Even the Four Dragon Kings of the Four Seas wouldn't be afraid of a fight." - During a friendly exchange visit to the Empire, the royal family of another country acts welcoming to her face, but mocks the fact that a useless summoner is leading the delegation behind her back. Lou Luo smiles sweetly in public, but secretly summons Marshal of the Central Altar and the various Star Lords, foiling their plot in one fell swoop. - The war against the insectoid race begins. A failed scan reveals black holes and insectoids blotting out the sky, leaving the soldiers terrified. Lou Luo stands to one side, channeling her power to summon the great figures of the primordial era. Pangu creates the world, Nuwa mends the sky with stones, Fuxi names all things, Di Jun establishes the nine provinces... With the strength of one person, she turns the tide completely. The video is uploaded to the Interstellar Net, and Lou Luo and the gods instantly become the spiritual pillars of interstellar humanity. Lou Luo: "Who says summoners are useless?" Behind her stands the entire mythological tradition of China, spanning five thousand years! [Sorry, my editor caught me. The original fiction channel doesn't allow Sun Wukong, so I had to change the blurb. T^T] [Reading Guide]: 1. A no-brainer power fantasy with a leveling-up progression. The gods Lou Luo summons at first may be limited in strength, but she'll become invincible later. 2. The heroine will eventually use magic herself and receive divine artifacts. 3. Impulsive, brainless antagonists will appear [important]. 4. There's a reason the military academy has a bad atmosphere. You'll find out later [important]. Please follow my upcoming story, "The Drama Queen Goes Viral with Gossip Comics"! Blurb: By a twist of fate, Yu Jiaojiao is abducted by a supporting-female-character System into a book set in the entertainment industry, where she becomes a drama queen whose every move serves to set off the heroine. The System mistakenly assumes she loves gossip, so it releases gossip comics to tempt her into completing missions, changing her image, and making a comeback against the heroine. Then it discovers that she's already a drama queen through and through. The System lets out a sigh. It's doomed. Unexpectedly, a bug occurs when they enter the book's world. A livestream appears online, broadcasting the thoughts exchanged between the System and Yu Jiaojiao, including the gossip comics it releases. It immediately draws a huge crowd of real-life gossip lovers. But every gossip comic the System releases cuts off right at the crucial moment. Yu Jiaojiao has to complete missions and earn points to unlock the rest. Drama queen Yu Jiaojiao refuses to cooperate. Instead, the gossip lovers captivated by the comics are the ones tearing their hair out, doing everything they can to help her complete missions just to get the freshest scoop. In the end, Yu Jiaojiao completes every mission without lifting a finger. - Just after transmigrating into the book. System (releases a comic that cuts off just before the reveal): "A certain movie star meets an actress at a hotel late at night to 'go over the script.' His wealthy heiress wife hears about it and rushes over to catch them in the act. When she opens the door, she discovers the heroine is actually... Want to see what happens next? Just complete a mission and earn points to unlock it!" Yu Jiaojiao: "Say, 'Princess, please do the mission.'" System: "?" Yu Jiaojiao: "Say, 'Princess, please do the mission.'" System: "..." Gossip lovers (indifferent): "Publicity stunt! This is definitely a cheap paparazzo working with that drama queen to drum up publicity! That movie star is obviously devoted to his wife!" - Some time later, the gossip lovers are shocked to discover that the movie star really did cheat! They gather in the livestream again, where the story has moved on to another stage. System (releases half a comic): "It turns out a certain rising starlet is a fake heiress. The real heiress is the one she's been trampling underfoot... Complete this mission and I'll let you watch three episodes in a row!" Yu Jiaojiao: "Why are you shouting so loudly? You're hurting my ears!" Gossip lovers (anxious and utterly shameless): "Exactly! Hurry up and apologize to the princess, then ask her to do the mission!" - Later, everyone realizes that getting Yu Jiaojiao to cooperate with a mission is harder than completing it for her. So, for the sake of the gossip, they roll up their sleeves and do it themselves. From then on, the entertainment industry has a strange new phenomenon. Yu Jiaojiao is famous for being a drama queen, yet her fans never leave her side and worry themselves sick over her every little problem. - Later still. Everyone discovers that this little drama queen is actually the sweetest breath of fresh air... Completed stories in my collection: "Suppose the Versailes Female Supporting Character Were Super Rich [Book Transmigration]": Can the city's richest person really be called a braggart? "Suppose the Green Tea Female Supporting Character Targeted the Male Lead [Book Transmigration]": What if the green tea's target were the heroine... "The White Lotus Female Supporting Character's Self-Cultivation [Book Transmigration]": A max-level white lotus starts over from scratch! "The NPC Big Shot Never Admits Defeat [Book Transmigration]": A big shot from the start, expert at spotting green tea. Disagree? Make your case! "A Cultivation Big Shot Teaches You How to Behave [Quick Transmigration]": A demonic cultivator big shot. If I can solve it with force, I won't waste time talking! "My Ability Is That My Ancestors Bless Me": Only I can save the world! "After Book Transmigration, I Stole the Male Lead's Overlord CEO Plot": I'll take the male lead's path and leave him with the tragic romance plot! "The Soft and Adorable Peach Spirit Can't Possibly Be That Strong [Full-Dive]": A full-dive online game with a bit of everything! Theme: The people of Huaxia must strive tirelessly to strengthen themselves.