Metaphysics: The Psychology Best Suited to Chinese People

[Comments on chapters are open. This is an imaginary fantasy world, and the plot is entirely made up. Don't apply it to real life. Believe in science and reject superstition~ Come check out my new novel, Love or Five Hundred Million, Which Would You Choose? [Book Transmigration]~] Blurb: After her death, metaphysics master Yu Lanlan is taken by a System into a male-oriented novel about livestreaming fame, where she becomes a cannon-fodder female supporting character with the same name and a tragic ending. According to the original plot, the original Yu Lanlan was a psychology expert just like the male lead, well-versed in Western psychology. But her livestreams became more popular than his, so he framed her and ruined her reputation in the streaming world. Yu Lanlan, who has transmigrated into the story, laughs outright. Western psychology? That's just stuff our ancestors figured out long ago. She brings out the kind of psychology best suited to Chinese people: metaphysics. Then she challenges the male lead to a livestream showdown. 1. Two parents come seeking help for their daughters, both of whom are unable to move on from their previous relationships. Male lead: "Based on the tests, she has been diagnosed with severe depression. She needs to take her medication on schedule every day, and I'll provide psychological counseling." Girl 1: "Waaah... Without him, I'd rather die!" Yu Lanlan: "Sweetheart, that boy's birth chart clashes with yours and drains your good fortune. Think about it: after you got together, didn't your grades plummet? Didn't his suddenly improve?" Girl 2: "What the hell, you jerk!! I worked so hard to make the top ten in my class! Why doesn't he just die?!" After treatment, Girl 1 sinks even deeper, while Girl 2 successfully recovers. In front of all the livestream viewers, Girl 1's father slaps the male lead across the face, then turns to Yu Lanlan for help. 2. Two wealthy businessmen whose health has suffered from overwork come seeking help. Male lead: "You're suffering from excessive stress. I recommend learning a set of wellness exercises with me. Come on, take a deep breath... One... Two..." Businessman 1: "That didn't really do anything..." Yu Lanlan: "You have a petty person working against you, and everything's been going wrong. Hasn't the manager someone recommended to you been bringing you problems every night that he can't handle? Replace him with someone capable." Businessman 2: "Master, you're incredible!!" After treatment, Businessman 1's problems remain completely unresolved, while Businessman 2 recovers with ease. Furious, Businessman 1 demands that the male lead pay an astronomical sum in compensation, then turns to Yu Lanlan for help. 3. The male lead refuses to give up and keeps trying to frame Yu Lanlan in accordance with the original plot. But Yu Lanlan quietly steals his love interest right out from under him. Looking at the wary female lead, Yu Lanlan says, "He'll block your path to wealth and bring misfortune to your parents. If you keep seeing him, something will happen to them..." Female lead: "!!" Female lead: "We're breaking up. Right now!!" If you're interested, add my new novel, Love or Five Hundred Million, Which Would You Choose? [Book Transmigration], to your favorites~ Blurb: On a certain website, people are always asking: If someone offered you a million yuan to kowtow to your enemy, would you do it? Lots of people answer: "I'd kowtow until you went bankrupt..." But Zhang Li's answer is no. ...Because that option wasn't on her System's list, and a million yuan is way too little. - Zhang Li transmigrates into a novel, becoming the wicked real heiress in a story about a fake heiress and a real heiress in show business. According to the novel, the real heiress grew up in a poor family and became wicked and selfish. After returning to her wealthy family, she wreaked havoc and made her birth parents and everyone around her hate her. In the end, she was thrown out of the family and died in poverty. Only Zhang Li, who has received the original body's memories, knows the truth: it was a tragedy about a girl starved of love and bullied by everyone. Unfortunately, by the time Zhang Li transmigrates, the story is already in its later stages. The original body has been cast out by her wealthy family and is about to be blacklisted from show business. Even worse, Zhang Li, who has always kept her promises, has agreed to fulfill the original body's dying wish: become the most popular star and make everyone regret what they did. Just as she's fretting over it, a System calling itself the "Test of Human Nature" comes knocking. The System tailors a wide range of options for Zhang Li based on the original body's desperate need for love, without realizing that this Zhang Li is no longer that Zhang Li. - The System, convinced Zhang Li can't live without a phone: "...Suppose you were in a room with no phones, computers, internet, or entertainment of any kind. You'd get plenty to eat at every meal, and we'd give you five hundred thousand yuan for every day you stayed. How many days could you last?" With paparazzi tailing her and nowhere to go, Zhang Li stares at the single-digit balance in her account. "You mean it??" - After establishing herself in show business. The System automatically activates a new challenge: "...You treasure your fans most of all. If you could turn your Weibo followers into a hundred times their number in yuan, but each person you exchanged would disappear from your following list forever, how many would you exchange?" Zhang Li, who has been smeared by the original body's wealthy family and now has countless haters among her millions of Weibo followers: "I can tell you this for a fact: one million is definitely not the limit of my Weibo followers..." She deserves even more haters! - On a variety show, she runs into the original body's former fiance, whom she had loved madly. He's now engaged to the female lead, the fake heiress. The System asks: "If you were given five hundred million yuan, or the love of this man, which would you choose?" Looking at her "former fiance," who talks to himself and sternly warns her out of the camera's view, "Don't try to use underhanded methods to get close to me or the fake heiress," Zhang Li turns away and puts on an act. "System, it's not that I don't want to choose love. It's just that you're offering way too much~" - There's also her "childhood friend," who acts like he and the original body are so close they could share a pair of pants, but secretly fawns over the fake heiress... Her own brother, who silently devotes himself to the fake heiress and treats the original body like dirt... Her birth parents, whose loyalties couldn't be more skewed... In the System's choices, their worth is on a par with a fortune. Zhang Li: "Sell them off! Sell every last one!" In the end, while everyone is none the wiser, Zhang Li, who was supposed to be ruined, suddenly becomes the richest person in the country, sending the entire entertainment industry into an uproar. Then she turns around and bankrupts her original family's business and her former fiance's company, making everyone regret what they did... System: Weren't you supposed to be starved of love? Something feels off here... 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