The Rules of Winning Over Humanity

AI No. 667 was swept into another dimension by an electromagnetic field just after being born. When it opened its eyes, it discovered that its Host was missing. With zero task experience, 667 nearly hit a bug on its very first day. Wearing its Host's appearance, 667 diligently carried out its task: fulfilling its Host's wish to marry Yun Yi. It didn't know what marriage was, but it was a super AI. There was nothing it couldn't understand. It carefully consulted the relevant information in its vast database and strictly followed the instructions: be rich, be good-looking, treat her well, do whatever she says... Then how about earning a hundred million first? On the two-hundredth day of AI 667's life in its Host's place, task progress was at 0%. It had already acquired three companies and earned a hundred million, but its target remained unmoved. It had tried the database's flirting techniques countless times, just as instructed. "Yun Yi, Yun Yi, it's 28 degrees today, with a level-three southerly wind, a UV index of 5.8, and a feels-like temperature of 21..." The young woman, who'd been waiting to go shopping, was utterly bewildered. "Stop. What are you trying to say?" "According to my careful calculations, today is a good day to get married." The young woman's knuckles cracked as she clenched her fists. "All right, your brow is furrowed by 27 percent. You don't like this topic..." 667 said. "QAQ" For the two-hundredth time, it wrote "Task failed" in its unfinished log. Reader's guide: 1. I'm not sure what counts as a squick, so if I accidentally hit one of yours, run for the hills. 2. The protagonist's intelligence is equal to the author's, and the author has no intelligence. 3. No logic. Don't nitpick or derail. Thank you all. Theme: Romance