I Found a Wife in the River [Crossover]

Asakawa Hisashi, a handsome man, is asked by a junior colleague how he met his lover. A cigarette between his fingers, he sinks into memories...

"Oh, I found him in a river."

Junior colleague: "?????"

***Reader's guide***

1. I wrote this for a friend who often lets me copy her homework. She said she wants to top Dazai Osamu (this is the important part).

2. The characters are extremely out of character. Don't think too hard while reading.

3. Oda Sakunosuke survives in this story.

4. Pairing: Asakawa Hisashi (my friend) x Dazai Osamu. Dazai is the bottom, the bottom, the bottom.

Theme: For my friend.