The Holy Grail of the Human World Needs No Love [Crossover]

I used to be a lackey for the Port Mafia, but my ability forced me to become a human tool.

Every time I was turned into a human tool, I refused in no uncertain terms. But because of that bastard Dazai Osamu, I succumbed to his looks.

Later, I transmigrated and became a Divine Envoy, working at a church. I joined Isaac and the Commander in trying to save the world. We failed, and I became a Corrupted.

Then I ended up in Heian-kyo, where demons ran rampant. Because I was corrupted and had broken through the dimensional wall, I became a monster.

A lot has happened since then. Now all I want is to quietly work as the cafeteria lady, or librarian, at a library, and tease the little cherry called "Dazai Osamu."

Still can't decide whether you want the little cherry or the black sludge?

I took a drag on my cigarette and kicked the black sludge right out the library door.

Dazai: I really regret it now.

Dazai: I once had a sincere love right in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. Only after I lost it did I realize I'd never get to eat delicious crab dishes again.

***Reader's Guide***

1. The Dazai from Bungou to Alchemist is "Dazai Osamu." The Dazai from Bungo Stray Dogs is "Dazai" (emphasis).

2. After the heroine becomes a monster, she can be either male or female. She's actually fairly good-tempered, but she has a double standard when it comes to Dazai.

3. The pairing hasn't been decided.

Theme: None