There aren't many things in this world that Hanyu Ryo considers worth thinking about.
Among them, "How to propose to my handsome, adorable, wealthy, completely ordinary boyfriend without letting my secret identity slip" ranks near the top.
Thoroughly troubled by this, he decides to ask his group of fake buddies for help.
Buddy One: There's nothing a great detective can't do... Oh, never mind. I'm out.
Buddy Two: Whoa, Ryo, are you seriously planning to spend your whole life with that slug!?
Buddy Three: If your proposal fails, Mr. Ryo, why not come work for the Decay of Angels?
Hanyu Ryo: Actually, I wasn't even seriously asking. I just wanted to brag to you lifelong losers that I have an adorable boyfriend.
The Buddy Squad: ...You're so annoying. That flex hit me right in the feels.jpg
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At that very moment, a Port Mafia executive was holding a black-market wanted poster and instructing his subordinates on the arrest plan. He fell silent as he looked at the code name "Sarah Cru," belonging to an extremely dangerous ability user.
Does this person... look a little like the boyfriend he's about to mar... ahem, find an internship for?
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Formerly titled The Cross-Dressing Mastermind of Cause and Effect
I'll do my best to update daily once it starts.
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Content warnings
* Third-person narration. Either lead can take the top or bottom role. The pairing is Ryo and Chuuya.
* When dressed as a woman, the protagonist is clingy, coy, and sweet. When being a big shot, he causes trouble, pulls tricks, and shows off until everyone's legs give out. Every day, he's soaring at the edge of disaster while showing off his love.
* Childhood friends, with both of them discovering each other's identities. A Mr. and Mr. Smith-style couple.
* OOC warning, though I'll do my best to avoid it. If you think the characters are too out of character, feel free to curse out the foolish author and close this page immediately.
Theme: A story about a bad person slowly becoming a good one.
