A Socially Anxious Introvert Marries into a Wealthy Family as a Substitute [Book Transmigration]

[The garbled text is a Jinjiang bug. Clear your cache to fix it. orz] [The latest ongoing novel, My Rich Dad Is So Wickedly Funny on the Parenting Show, is looking for follows (〃▽〃)] [This novel is complete! The full text has been revised in multiple places. The official version is only on Jinjiang.] ◆ Yu Yuan has social anxiety. He blushes whenever he speaks, stammers and trembles when nervous, and would rather text than talk face-to-face. His dream is to live in complete seclusion. But his newly reunited birth parents sell him off to a top wealthy family, where he is made to marry the Gu heir in place of the fake young master, to bring him good fortune. That night, Yu Yuan dreams that he's living in a melodramatic novel. The fake young master is the protagonist, and Yu Yuan is the disposable cannon fodder who takes his place as the bride. The protagonist dies just days after the wedding, and the old master of the Gu family is consumed by hatred. He forbids Yu Yuan from ever leaving the Gu estate, punishing him by condemning him to a lonely life and death in the mansion. Yu Yuan: Never going out, growing old alone, and living in a huge mansion... That's a punishment? That's the perfect job for someone like me!!! * On their wedding night, the pale man lying in bed has a cold look in his eyes. No one knows that Gu Shaocheng has come back from the dead. This time, he is the one who asks for a divorce. In his previous life, the young man had resorted to anything to get away from him. Now he shakes his head over and over, eyes red and body trembling. The man says expressionlessly, "With my condition, I can't give you much..." Yu Yuan is determined to protect his dream, but even though he's so anxious he could cry, all he manages to stammer is, "N-no divorce!" Then he flees. The man frowns coldly. How long can he keep up the act? But soon he realizes something is off... Yu Yuan nearly dies on the spot when he sees a whole houseful of servants. He musters his courage and asks for them to be dismissed. "I-I want to take c-care of you myself." Gu Shaocheng, who was planning to clear out the mansion's surveillance, says, "...All right." Taking care of a patient alone is far better than facing a house full of people. But Yu Yuan loves being alone so much that every time he closes the door, he dances around with excitement. Gu Shaocheng happens to turn on the security camera. "?" Later, his secretary reports, "The old Gu patriarch couldn't get through to you or your wife, so he came here. He saw the doorbell your wife had cut off earlier and thought it was deliberate. He got so furious he started pounding on the door, and the neighborhood security guards had to drag him away..." Gu Shaocheng is silent for a moment, then suddenly chuckles. "He's so cute." Secretary: ??? * Yu Yuan dutifully nurses Gu Shaocheng through his final days, but Gu Shaocheng looks more vigorous with every passing day. Not only does the man eliminate his rivals and reclaim his place at the top of the business world, he also... Yu Yuan chokes up. "This isn't how the story was supposed to go!" The secretary messages him: "Madam, President Gu has been waiting outside for three days." Yu Yuan: "...Has he admitted he was wrong?" Secretary: "No. President Gu says if you don't answer him soon, he'll blow up your phone." Yu Yuan QAQ: No way!!! ◤Reader Notes◢ 1. The top and bottom are each other's one and only, in body and heart, with no past relationships at all. This is a sweet, satisfying, feel-good story set in an alternate world, one-on-one, with a happy ending. 2. A cute, silly little sweet treat. If it's not sweet, you get your money back. (There are no children of their own, and I personally don't write secondary couples.) ◆ Check out the author's eight completed lighthearted, sweet, satisfying novels: I Became a Rich Family's Stepdad and Laughed All the Way, Taking a Proud Dragon's Kid on a Parenting Show and Going Viral, Socially Anxious and Married into a Wealthy Family, After the Powerful but Tragic Big Shot Took an Interest in Me... Come take a look~ ◆ The super-sweet completed novel The Dragon's Child Takes His Dad on a Parenting Show is in the author's collection. Please follow it~ Ji Nuo, a washed-up entertainer mired in scandals, accidentally gets exposed in a "relationship" with a movie star and lands a fake-dating contract. After their relationship is announced, they capitalize on the buzz by joining a parenting show. The movie star's schedule is packed, so the production team finds a child who looks like him and has Ji Nuo take care of the kid to build hype for their pairing. But before filming begins, Ji Nuo receives a terminal diagnosis. He lies flat on the spot. He's about to die, so there's no way he's taking care of a kid. And why should he help a movie star show off their relationship and clear his name? He'll quit the entertainment industry and fade into obscurity instead. When the kid he got stuck with shows up, Ji Nuo is stunned. The little darling, as pretty as a doll, isn't just a miniature version of the movie star. He also has the same flirtatious eyes and dimples as Ji Nuo. Anyone would believe the two men had somehow broken the laws of science and had a child together. Ji Nuo springs up like a fish. He has some fatherly love, but not much. Ji Nuo decides to lie flat with the kid, but then the kid... "You think a mere cold can make me take medicine? No way!" "Throw the match? Dream on! I was born to be number one." On a deserted island, the kid next door tilts his chin up. "My uncle's a special forces soldier. Beg me if you want fish!" The little guy grins crookedly, dives into the river, and catches eight fish with his bare hands. Ji Nuo: ... Everyone else: Is this staged or what?!?! At first, netizens demand that the father and son get lost from the parenting show: [Trying to use Teacher Han to clear your name?] [We don't want this trashy, connected nobody with a show handed to him on a platter!] But as the show airs, the pair's popularity skyrockets: [Good grief, even a scriptwriter wouldn't dare make this up. I want to swap souls with Ji Nuo and experience the joy of being carried by the kid.] [The kid's amazing, Nono is so handsome. Waaah, I want to break up this family! Let's fight, Movie Star Han!] [Aaaaaah, I want all three adults. QAQ Please give us a million more seasons with this family of three!!!] * From the kid's point of view: Only after Lu Aotian dies does he learn that he's a Dragon Proud Heaven villain fated to die tragically. After retiring from the quick transmigration bureau, he chooses to come back and destroy everyone in his path! But the timeline is wrong, and he's sent back to before he was born. Lu Aotian gives a sinister laugh. "Heh. A little accident is nothing to fear." A parenting-show interviewer twitches at the corner of his mouth. "Uh... Little Lu Aoao... Is there anything else you'd like to say to your intern dad?" Lu Aotian: ? He looks down at his three-head-tall body and falls silent. * Later, after the little Dragon Proud Heaven decides Ji Nuo is someone he can trust, he issues orders in the tone of the First Emperor of Qin demanding tribute: "My dad is Lu Hancheng, the future richest man. Take me to him, and I'll give you fifty million." Ji Nuo looks at the little dumpling, who's only four but talks like someone who's had a decade-long brain clot, and gives a weak smile. "There's really no one named Lu Hancheng in this world." The next day, it comes out that the movie star is from a top wealthy family and his real name is Lu Hancheng. Ji Nuo: ????? The movie star returns to the parenting show amid an explosive surge in popularity. The moment he enters, he finds a big one and a little one staring at him. Ji Nuo: You already have a kid and you're still fake-dating a man? You're worse than a dog! Ugh! The little Dragon Proud Heaven: No wonder my mom died in childbirth in the future. You fraud, you gay man! Ugh! The movie star: ? ...Should he have entered with his left foot instead? ◤Reader Notes◢ 1. The kid was Ji Nuo and the movie star's biological child in their previous life. They won't have a child in this life. 2. In both their past and present lives, the top and bottom are each other's one and only, in body and heart, with no past relationships at all. An alternate-world, silly, sweet, satisfying story. Don't worry about the terminal illness: this family of three gets a happy ending~ ◆ The super-sweet completed novel I Became a Rich Family's Stepdad and Laughed All the Way is in the author's collection. Please check it out~ Xi Ling wakes up one day and finds himself in a book as a vicious cannon-fodder stepdad, married with a kid. His wealthy husband is someone he forced into marriage by cashing in a past favor. They have been married for two years, but the man has never come home. When a variety show calls, Xi Ling discovers he's been blocked, leaving him humiliated and mocked. His rich in-laws look down on him, and the vast estate has only one three-year-old stepson whose identity is unknown. His hollow marriage is nothing like what he once bragged about, and his already infamous career takes another hit. He grows more vicious and twisted, tormenting his stepson at every turn. The child, once a gifted prodigy, eventually becomes a gloomy villain, and when he grows up, the first person he kills is Xi Ling... What, what, what??? Xi Ling can think only of: "I can live in a top-tier estate wherever I want, spend as much as I like on unlimited black cards, and my ATM husband never comes home..." No way. Even my wildest dreams aren't this good!!! * The original Xi Ling tries to clear his name with a parenting show, but the plan falls apart before filming even begins. Everyone is ready to mock him and watch him make a fool of himself. Xi Ling is busy rolling around in piles of money, so he simply withdraws. The unscrupulous producer threatens to charge him ten times the cancellation fee. Xi Ling's eyes go wide. "Ten times???" "You think I can't afford that? My husband has plenty of pocket change!" Later, he still joins the show with the kid. Unlike the other families, who have to suffer through hardship, Xi Ling gets special permission to enjoy life with the kid. It's not that he can't afford the cancellation fee. He needs the show's livestream to prove he isn't the scumbag who used to abuse the little villain. After all, once his husband dies, he'll have to rely on his stepson. You have to start training your ATM while he's still a kid! * Liang Xingmian is a gifted child. His nominal father ignores him, while the stepdad he lives with every day abuses him in every way. Even a genius is limited by a three-year-old's body, so he can only endure in silence and bide his time. Then one day, his vicious stepdad's personality changes completely... He used to make the cook prepare only food Liang hated, claiming it was for a balanced diet when it was really just cruelty. This time, the other man slaps the table first. "Cilantro, carrots, and green peppers can all get out of China! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻" The kid: ? He used to force Liang to stay up late studying and punish him by making him stand, while forbidding him from touching electronics so he couldn't report him. This time, he hands Liang his phone, and the so-called bedtime story on it starts playing automatically: "Take a good look. This kid is called Xiaoshuai. At just three and a half, he's a top hacker earning tens of millions a year..." The kid: ... While livestreaming a shopping spree, Xi Ling runs into his wealthy husband, Liang Siyi. To keep up appearances, he acts affectionate to annoy him. "Awei, I've missed you so much!" The kid's pupils quake. Could his father's name actually be pronounced Yi?! Liang Siyi's cold gaze stops. Very well. He's really going to any lengths to get my attention. * Secretary: "President Liang, your wife left with the young master three minutes ago." The man: "Has he admitted he was wrong?" Secretary: "No. Madam charged ten paper-doll stepfathers to the young master's account and kept shouting, 'Awei is dead, nom nom nom...'" * The good kid is adopted. The top and bottom are each other's one and only, in body and heart, with no past relationships at all. This family of three gets a happy ending~ Theme: Love makes us better people