The Tyrant and His Enchantress Cat Have Arrived

Tu Shanyu was the tyrant’s only crown prince, but he never succeeded to the throne. The reason? He was a little cat, a chubby black-and-white one round as a ball.

After the tyrant died, the new ruler wanted to kill the cat as a sacrifice to Heaven.

The demon consort might not have been much of a “consort,” but he really was a “demon.” He gave his demonic core to his cat son, then followed the tyrant in death.

The little cat didn’t understand anything. He only knew that as he ran, his four legs turned into two, and he wound up sprinting all the way to a completely unfamiliar place.

This was the twenty-first century.

A cat-person tilted his head. A cat-person looked confused. A cat-person was escorted to the police station by a kind passerby...

*

Tu Ling was an especially ordinary office drone and talent manager. Apart from being switched at birth, kidnapped at nine, getting into a car accident during his college entrance exams, facing sexual harassment at work, and having his job stolen from under him, he was just a little unlucky.

He took the child star he managed to audition for a spot on a family variety show, but somehow he was the one who ended up auditioning. Dressed in a twenty-yuan undershirt and a pair of thick, utterly unfashionable glasses, Tu Ling still caught the eye of a mute little boy who looked like a miniature version of a film emperor.

The adorable little dumpling clung to him and wouldn’t let go. “Meow!!!”

The director was overjoyed. Amid the boy’s excited meows, he made the call on the spot: “You’re the one!”

Tu Ling: ???

It was hard enough dealing with bratty kids all day. Now he had to look after one after work, too? He wouldn’t take care of a kid even if you paid him!

Then Tu Ling saw all those zeroes in the fee and scooped up the meowing child, kissing him soundly. “It’s not about the money. I just really love kids!”

*

The little wild child borrowed from the orphanage couldn’t speak, and was withdrawn, fierce, and quick to bare his sharp teeth and claws at anyone. The production team was at its wits’ end. They couldn’t bear to lose the buzz surrounding the mini film emperor, but nobody could handle this nasty little kid, either.

Then Tu Ling showed up, and the mute boy who wouldn’t say a word instantly turned into a meowing machine.

He could barely walk steadily, yet he volunteered to carry groceries for Tu Ling. He couldn’t speak, but he meowed away on Tu Ling’s behalf whenever he needed to talk back. The kid even worried when Tu Ling went to the bathroom. Little chubby pink-and-white paws were always pressed against the frosted-glass door.

The kid was not only incredibly easy to look after, but came with the film emperor’s star power, too. And because Tu Ling had the same peach-blossom eyes as the child beneath his glasses, viewers went wild shipping them, convinced the kid was the result of their relationship. Tu Ling’s popularity skyrocketed, leaving the other guests green with envy.

The kid meowed nonstop every day, and Tu Ling wanted to know what he was trying to say. He tried teaching him to speak like a person.

After the kid’s first “Daaad~,” he turned around and wrapped his arms around another man’s long legs. “Mummy!!!”

Film Emperor Bai, who had just arrived: ?

Tu Ling: …

Film Emperor Bai looked stern, his eyes frosty, and coolly corrected him: “A man should be called Dad.”

Tu Ling: Is that really the point?

The comments exploded: The film emperor admitted it???!!!!

Faced with Film Emperor Bai’s shocking words, the kid calmly shook his head. “Nope. Yuyu is the baby, Father Emperor is Dad, so Consort Mother is obviously Mummy~”

(Well, a 193-centimeter demon consort who brought a kingdom to ruin makes perfect sense, right?

◤Reading Notes◢

*In their previous lives: the demon consort is the top and the tyrant is the bottom~ The kid used to be a cat~ The top and bottom have both been each other’s first and only love, body and soul, from every angle~

*In this life: the bottom is 26 and the top is 20, with an extreme height difference, a younger, mixed-race, wildly unhinged top. He’s the fun kind of crazy :p

*In his previous life, the kid was a long-haired black-and-white cat. His personality was rather unpredictable. (This author is taking on another round cat challenge!!!)

◆ Complete novel in the author’s collection: My Rich Dad Goes Viral for Being a Menace on a Family Variety Show

Tang Can worked himself half to death on a 3,000-yuan monthly salary, pulling all-nighters until he went crazy. Then one day, he transmigrated into the future villain’s abusive biological father.

His wealthy husband treated him like a live-in nanny, gave him only a hundred thousand yuan despite being fabulously rich, and never came home during their three years of marriage. The original owner took out all his resentment on the child, leaving the boy on the verge of becoming evil at the age of three...

Tang Can: Wait, how much? A hundred thousand a month???

Forget some future villain. This was his precious little darling!

The original owner had hoped to become famous through a family variety show, but instead became a foil to the male lead’s child and his perfect stepfather. His persona fell apart, and he was thrown out of the rich family for abusing the kid.

Tang Can: ? Am I about to lose this amazing job offer I just got?

No way. He was going to be the best dad on this family variety show!

When the livestream began, the male lead’s stepfather got up at five, cooking despite an injured hand just to coax his picky stepson into eating a couple more bites.

Tang Can, on the other hand, had worked himself to the bone in his previous life and absolutely could not get up early. He slept until noon, waking to the smell of a bacon sandwich made by the future villain. “Sweetie, Dad doesn’t eat lettuce. Pick it out.”

The male lead’s stepfather performed three different roles to tell his stepson a bedtime story, with clear narration and dramatic flair.

Tang Can got sleepy just looking at words. He opened the book and instantly fell asleep, while the future villain turned off the bedside lamp and tucked his old dad in.

Tang Can felt a little guilty, but not much. Becoming “the best dad on a family variety show” was a huge leap from being “an abusive scumbag father,” so he lowered the bar: being a decent person would do.

That included, among other things, fighting other kids over toys and sneaking bites of the kid’s fries only to get caught... He delivered one viral moment after another, becoming a notorious menace of a dad.

Who could have guessed that the father and son would become famous by doing everything against type? The other guests couldn’t sit still and tried to stir up trouble again and again.

When people snidely called him a discarded husband from a wealthy family, Tang Can grinned wickedly. “Who could possibly be as loving as you two? Your husband’s both the top and the bottom out there, and you still won’t divorce him.”

Someone tried to use their bratty kid to sabotage his son. Tang Can raised his hand and smacked the kid hard.

The brat’s parent shrieked, “How could you hit a child!”

“Don’t worry, I wasn’t planning to spare you two, either.” Tang Can turned around and smacked the parent, too. “You’ve had a few drinks and think you’re hot stuff. Mess with my kid and you’re both in for a world of hurt.”

The future villain was moved to tears. “If you get divorced, I wanna stay with Little Daddy!”

Afraid of losing his hundred-thousand-yuan monthly salary, Tang Can immediately covered his mouth. “Don’t say things like that. Dad can’t handle it!!!”

After that came #TangCanSwearsHeWillNeverDivorce#, #TangCanPubliclyDeclaresHisLoveForHisRichHusband: ImNotLoveStruck,ImJustTotallyInLoveWithHim~, #TangCanTheUltimateDevotedLover#...

The other man involved scoffed at all of it, until Tang Can gave him the same brutal treatment as everyone else. Huo Jingyuan got hard.

[A foul-mouthed beauty with a vicious slap x A CEO with something seriously wrong with him who enjoys getting hit]

*The top and bottom are each other’s first and only love, body and soul, from every angle. The kid is their biological child.

Theme: Love helps us become better people