After ending his three-year marriage of convenience, Yun Xuyao only wants to keep a low profile from now on: no dating, no shipping, just quietly continuing to play the industry's go-to unattainable dreamboat. But when he drags his suitcase home, he discovers he has a tiny mountain of favors to repay...
Yun Xuyao: What about that dating show where you have to be divorced to get on?
Manager: Didn't you say even a dog wouldn't go?
Yun Xuyao: The dog won't go. I will!
At the filming location of the dating show Love: One More, the guests sit around a long table, all looking at Qin Zheng, who sits at the head.
Qin Zheng is widely recognized as a top music producer and a top-tier star. Though young, he holds an unshakable position in the music industry. This talented, aloof, proud big shot has actually appeared on a little dating show, and not just any dating show: every contestant is divorced.
As everyone stares in disbelief, one guest suddenly catches on.
Guest 1: Teacher Qin, so you're our commentator!
Qin Zheng discreetly glances at a certain dreamboat sitting in the corner, then at the dreamboat's ex-husband across from him, and nearly lets out a cold laugh.
Qin Zheng: I'm a contestant too.
Guest 2: But... aren't... you supposed to be... divorced...?
Qin Zheng: I married young. That one ran away.
[Bonus Scene 1]
Host: How would you describe Qin Zheng's ex?
Yun Xuyao (earnest expression): He sure ate well.
[Bonus Scene 2]
Yun Xuyao: Get me a love-triangle role for my next drama. I'm terrifyingly powerful now!
Ex-Husband 1: ?
Ex-Husband 2: ?
Manager: ?
[Everyone is a good person]
[The dating show is a big stage. Bring the drama!]
(Blurb archived September 6, 2025)
[Coming next]
The Years I Worked Under the Table in the Human Realm
Li Tianjiang opens his eyes once more, and the world has changed beyond recognition.
The age when spiritual energy was abundant and the Three Realms were connected has come to an end. All that remains before his eyes are skyscrapers and endless traffic.
The arts of the world have all but vanished, and demons and spirits have disappeared. Fortunately, his young disciple Wen Yu, whom he raised with his own hands, is still here in this age of declining magic.
With connections to pull strings, Li Tianjiang is parachuted into a temporary position at the Human Realm Office. In a little shop that looks like an antique store, he officially begins his days "working under the table" in the Human Realm.
The silent boy who once followed him around is now the powerful director of the office, in charge of the Human Realm. Meanwhile, Li Tianjiang has become the office's universally recognized mascot.
A mascot's daily routine: drink coffee, play on his phone, and, with his immortal body damaged, spit up a couple mouthfuls of blood every now and then.
The entire office reaches a consensus:
The new diviner is a gorgeous, frail, sharp-tongued beauty who looks ready to collapse in a breeze and has no practical combat skills whatsoever.
Until one day, a thousand-year-old demon breaks free from its seal. Black mist sweeps across the entire city, and all its inhabitants are in grave danger.
The staff hurriedly call Wen Yu for help. But when they turn around, they see the frail diviner slowly step outside. Magic surges beneath his sleeves. His eyes flash with murderous intent, and he launches into a merciless slaughter.
Everyone: ???
Everyone: Is this our helpless, delicate mascot?!
[Bonus Scene 1]
Li Tianjiang's first day at the Human Realm Office, like...
Staff Member 1: Do we have a cushy job opening now?
Staff Member 2: With that face, is the boss trying to learn Chinese?
Li Tianjiang: Watch me act weak and give them a little surprise.
Wen Yu: Who taught him to surf the web and repeat old memes?!
[Bonus Scene 2]
Wen Yu silently examines the antique Li Tianjiang bought for a fortune, then finally speaks.
Wen Yu: What is this?
Li Tianjiang: Yuan dynasty blue-and-white porcelain.
Wen Yu: And what's the design on it?
Li Tianjiang: A Sanxingdui-style human face.
Wen Yu: ...
Wen Yu: It's Ultraman.
[Bonus Scene 3]
Wen Yu comes back through the door just as Li Tianjiang is secretly watching suggestive boy-band videos.
Li Tianjiang: ...
Wen Yu: Learn anything?
Theme: What you hold dear will surely find its way back to you.
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Yes, yes, who could resist our Princess PP? Her own father, cousin, uncle, and even Uncle Luo would all dote on our beautiful three flowers!
🐶🌹 Congratulations to the ex-husband and wife on starting a new relationship!
On such a touching rainy night, we should take a hot shower together and then go to sleep together 🙏
I'd like to dedicate a song to Mr. Lin: "I Hate That the Bright Moon Doesn't Shine Only on Me." [Lying down]
Although I know Brother Yun did it to ease things, it's still hard to bear this lack of honesty. Perhaps because Xu Yao sacrificed her happiness for the Yun family by choosing a marriage alliance, Brother Yun couldn't say many things aloud, choosing to do more and say less. But silent love is always realistic and awkward, leaving one with a lump in their throat, a bittersweet feeling. 😣
That's a bit disgusting.
PP, that's quite an instant fame. As an idol, you need to maintain your figure, so even a kitten needs to lose weight!!!
Teacher Qin, why don't you hurry back and assert your status as the empress? 😳
It's been a while since I've seen your abs, my little beauty. It's a bit impolite to just turn around and leave without saying hello, 🐶
These two are truly something else. A wife is someone you can't let suffer a loss with, brothers are someone you can swindle for free, and a brother's partner is someone you can deceive.