The God Is Three Years Old This Year

* Dong Dong finds a person. It takes her a long time to learn that he is the god of pestilence who destroyed countless worlds, and that her world is the last one he plans to destroy. Right now, though, he's a chubby-cheeked, fair-skinned little baby, holding her hand and cooing, "Mommy." * There's a list of "People You Should Never Cross." The washed-up actress Dong Dong has no connections or family backing, yet at a young age she claims the top spot. The popular actress who insulted her: lost her voice. The male director who sexually harassed her: lost his manhood. The tycoon who tried to throw money at her: lost his fortune. The entertainment industry's guide to staying alive: "Don't mess with Dong Dong unless you want to die." Dong Dong is bewildered by the imperial treatment she suddenly receives. She checks her phone and finds nothing but deposits, all with the same message: Trust Sister Dong, and you'll stay safe. A little kid on the sofa is watching a cartoon marathon of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf. The child solemnly repeats something she often says: "I curse this wolf. I want it to bring about its own destruction." Dong Dong helplessly pats the child's head. "Children shouldn't say things like that to curse people." The adorable, innocent child who just cursed the actress, director, and tycoon nods. "Got it, Mommy." He blinks his big eyes. "By the way, Mommy, has anyone else made you unhappy lately?" * People think Dong Dong is raising a little demon, but actually, she's raising a god of pestilence. A real god. * "Gods should love all people." "No. God only loves Mommy." * The little god of pestilence's powers will gradually return. This is an imaginary, non-realistic setting; please be aware. The title and blurb were screenshotted from a memo on January 28, 2020. The revised blurb was screenshotted on March 20. Theme: World peace